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    Default The perfect date...

    This makes me wish I was single, again...

    http://prdifferently.typepad.com/my_...t_to_act_.html

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    Thats pretty funny. I like mess'in with the pyscho's too. If I were her, i'd probably tell him to hurry up with the summons. Then subpoena everyone he dated with the dating service, females in his company , and his x- wife/girlfriends and let them tell their story. Perhaps she should have joined Pyscho4hire. What would you have done VG?
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    I would have told him that I would bring the money on the next date.

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    Speechless.

    There are people out there who malfunction so badly it is amazing.

    I did my best to help Sherman's reputation by emailing it around too! What a fuck wad.

    (By reading the quotes on the blog though, one can certainly determine who is female and who isn't - interesting.)

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    "Does this phase Stalker-Darren? (Who should totally be a comic strip character and should fight the Green Lantern or something...)" - Source


    That quote was soo funny to me! Man Ive had bad dates before but damn this takes the cake hands down. I feel soo bad for Joanne. She handled him very well imo. I wonder if she ever had to get a restraining order?
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    I really feel sorry for any woman who dates this man . All I can wish for is that he hooks up with a female that matches his personality and they will have War of the Roses Part II .

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    Holy Hell!!! That guy is a nut job. Its $50 ffs... even *IM* not that cheap. I mean hell I pay more then that to get back n forth from work. I bet any lawyer would laugh the case off and say 'good luck' LMAO!

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    LMAO That is great. I thought my dates were bad, but this one, by far, takes the cake. Heh. I can just see it now...he'll be visiting a strip club, buying a VIP room, then, when the dancer refuses to give him her number....he'll demand his money back.
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    ^ He was probably already there...he was probably one of the morons who claimed "fraud charges" on his credit card. LOL

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    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    This guy takes the cake. Someone needs to send him to gentlemen’s school. He would be expelled in an hour though. I bet he’d demand the money back, even when it was his fault.

    I’ve always been a strong believer in the man paying for dates. If you offer to pay, that is a good thing. Remember you are guaranteed nothing, and owed nothing!

    I love to spoil friends, family, or dates when I can. I know they would have done the same for me. Have I felt bad about spending too much? Not usually, even when completely sour. Even on the worse date I ever had, I would never do what he did.

    I pay for friends, sometimes they pay for me, and I only do Dutch if it is insisted upon or agreed upon before going. Some people do feel that by your paying it entitles something. I expect nothing for it. I can remember my current SO insisting she pay for some of the dates, even to the point where she would race me to the till. We just worked it out between us, that we would take turns. I didn’t like it, but she was glad, we still had lots of fun, no matter who paid. I think sometimes we did choose places we were unsure about and would have felt guilty having the other pay.
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    Omg! Darren Sherman...what a guy. I'm glad this is out there, he totally deserves to have this follow him.

    Dating sucks.

    Feature costumes for sale!

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    Hey, check it out. Here are in a variety of styles! This is too damn funny. I want one. I wonder if "You ate the food, you drank the wine, do the right thing" will become a new national catch phrase?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    Hey, check it out. Here are souvenir T-shirts in a variety of styles! This is too damn funny. I want one. I wonder if "You ate the food, you drank the wine, do the right thing" will become a new national catch phrase?
    I would only buy it if I knew that moron wasn't going to get any money from it. Or if the money would go to Joanne to help pay off the lawyers who are doing the legal representation of such a stupid lawsuit (if it ever happens). heh

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    Wow, this guy is a MORON...
    thats all I have to say

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    Yeah, I wonder if Joanne has any connection to the T-shirts or if somebody just thought it was funny. I am cracking up laughing at that little thong that says "Do the right thing." Imagine wearing that on a date...

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