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    I don't believe you! Last night there were a ton of customers saying this and I've started noticing this more. Like when a customer asks me my age, I'll be 30 in August and I do really look much younger than I am. I take great care of myself, I don't tan, don't go out in the sun and am lucky to have very good skin on my mom's side. People have often mistaken my mom as my older sister and my 84 yr old grandma doesn't look over 65! So last night, this ass asked how old I was and then went on with saying "I don't believe you, I don't like people lying to me, blah, blah, blah..." Then I met this guy in a bachelor party earlier in the night named Hilton. Then towards the end of the night this guy came up and tipped me a $1 on stage and I asked his name, he said his name is Hilton. I then said "Oh, didn't I meet you earlier tonight?" He said "no, I just got here" Then I said "OMG, there was a customer in a bachelor party tonight early in the night that I met and his name was Hilton, also" Then the asshole said "I don't believe you, you're a liar, I've only met 2 people named Hilton, my whole life". I said "I have no reason to lie to you" He then said "All strippers lie, that's their job!" And I just said "Well, I'm sorry that you've been lied to by strippers and it's quite a shame that you have because not all of us lie, but if that's how you want to feel, go right ahead". Then I got off stage and walked off, wasn't even going to waste my time with an ass like him. It's so f$cking annoying!!!!!!!!!! Have any of guys experienced this a lot because it's really annoying and insulting. I really don't lie (very much ) but over things like that, I don't. I really don't have a reason to. If I was really lying, fine, he said that, but when I'm really telling the truth, grrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I get it with my age sometimes - try: Dude, it's dark in here. And if I were making it up, I'd be 19 and a half. Or: you're right. I'm sorry I tried to deceive you. I'm actually 23. I don't know why I just lied like that. I just - I don't know what came over me.

    It could have been the same guy, fucking with you (sometimes guys like to do that - I don't get it either. Some of them think that if they heap abuse on you they will stand out from the adoring crowd and you'll be facinated by them and want to get their approval. Yes. I know.) If not - you just got two weirdos. You can also try: "We lie about how good looking you are, not about other guys having your name, you moron." You can leave out the "moron" if you want. Or he might have been kidding: "Like, you liar! You did not!" and it just came off very, very wrong.
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    i get this a lot too. the one that pisses me off most is when guys don't believe i was a teacher. they think it's some "hot for teacher" scam/bullshit. they also seem to have a problem believing i'm back in school because it's "such a cliche". they say "all strippers say they're in school" or "so you take one class a year or something hahaha". fuck you! i'm a full time student. *rolls eyes* i think a lot of men do it just to feel like they "know the game". it's childish, but whatever.

    also, on the hilton story. i met two guys named BROWNIE in the same day and the exact same thing happened to me when i told the second guy.

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    ^^^
    Oh, want one even better? Try just telling them that you are a career stripper, that you are NOT a student. THAT is fucking hilarious. "So you don't study?" "no, this is it." "You don't do anything else?" "No, just this" "You don't go to school, or are saving for school or anything?"
    Now, in this case they are right, I'm completely lying - but that is neither here nor there (I could be a career dancer. They have no way of knowing). That is why the "stripper-student" is such a freaking cliche. Because guys will not fucking believe you if you say otherwise.
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    I have days like that, too.

    Him: What is your name?

    Me: Colleen

    HIm: NO its not

    Me: OK, it's Nora ( no it really isn't).

    Him: Well, Nora, what else do you do?

    Me: This is it. I stay home with my kid.

    Him: No, really, what do you do during the day?

    Me: Clean, cook, feed a child. We homeschool.

    Him: No, really? You don't really home school? What did you do before this?

    Me: I taught school. And I was in the Army.

    Him: No you weren't. You don't look like you were in the army.

    Me. Well, I let my nails grow.


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    With the age one.. I've got two a sure fire ways to shut them up real quick. I use it all the time as no one believes me when I say I am 27. In the clubs I always look younger. Anyway..

    the first one comes from DW in re: if they want to know your real name, age etc etc...
    "okay.. well... can you keep a secret?"
    "yes"
    "so can I"

    the second one I have done and have yet in the two years since I've started doing it have yet to have made the cash on it....
    "okay.. well.. put $100 out on the table now and as soon as you do I will go get my driver's license to show you that (name/age/etc) really is my real (name/age/etc)."

    Honest.. no one has yet to put that $100 out on the table yet


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    Him: So how old are you Montana?


    Me:Guess.


    Him: 21-23?


    Me: SURE!!!
    *giggle*

    I never tell. (though you guys can know... I am 27. I love it when they lowball!)

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    i'm smart, young, go to school, never work out, and travel a lot and guys always say they don't believe me. well, why the fuck do they even ask us personal shit if they think we're always going to lie?!

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    I lie compulsively to every customer! My age is fake, my real name is fake, my hometown is fake, my college course is fake... if there's a conversation I can make more interesting with a story about something I've supposedly done then I'll concoct one, right there. The more elaborate and detailed the better. I don't give away any of myself in the club other than my looks and smalltalk. They don't need to know about me and they don't care about the details of my life, so why should I tell them? Strip clubs are about fantasy, not reality. I take a quick once-over of every guy before talking to them and try to size up what sort person they are, then I mold myself into their ideal woman for the next 20 minutes. They end up happy, I end up with loads more money, bam, everyone wins.

    If people get annoyed because they don't believe what I'm telling them then they're an idiot for expecting truth. Getting to look at my body doesn't automatically mean you get to look at me.
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    I used to hear occassionally from customers that girls said they should pay them...has anyone ever said to a custy that you should be paying them? I never in my worst nightmare would have ever said that. Would any of you?

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    I was getting the "you're lying" last night and I was so over it I just moved on. I was so mentally drained last night that I didn't want to hear one more "you're lying".

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    my method for handling this behavior:
    ' you tomayto, i say tomahto, you say potayto, i say potahto...'

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    I hate it when guys accuse me of lying. I get this so much that if they do this, I say wanna dance?--either I get $ or I get up and leave. I charge more for annoying guys.

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    Guys always tell me I'm lying about my age -- I'm actually 19, but I get so many guys saying "No way! I thought you were at least 21!" which is ridiculous.. how in the world should someone be able to tell 2 years difference in age?! So most of the time I say 20 'cause I don't want to fight with them about it, lol... :-P

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    I know that feeling. I could say something really simple, like, "I'm a big fan of the Muppets show," and they'd say, "Come on, you can't bullshit a bullshitter." When a guy uses that sentence it's a sure sign of social ineptitude. I have never, ever had a guy say "You can't bullshit a bullshitter" to me when I was lying, only when I was telling the truth. So maybe I can bullshit a bullshitter, but I definitely can't tell them the truth!
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    Once I was told I lied about my age and that I was really too young to drink. "I can too drink, I'm 19!" And he went, "No, you're 17!" "You think I'm 17? The club wouldn't hire me!" "Well, you must be 15 then!!" "What?!" "Well, drink with me!" "I don't drink!" "Damn fourteen year olds!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bite
    I lie compulsively to every customer! My age is fake, my real name is fake, my hometown is fake, my college course is fake... if there's a conversation I can make more interesting with a story about something I've supposedly done then I'll concoct one, right there. The more elaborate and detailed the better. I don't give away any of myself in the club other than my looks and smalltalk. They don't need to know about me and they don't care about the details of my life, so why should I tell them? Strip clubs are about fantasy, not reality. I take a quick once-over of every guy before talking to them and try to size up what sort person they are, then I mold myself into their ideal woman for the next 20 minutes. They end up happy, I end up with loads more money, bam, everyone wins.

    If people get annoyed because they don't believe what I'm telling them then they're an idiot for expecting truth. Getting to look at my body doesn't automatically mean you get to look at me.
    Me too!! I used have a travel partner who is also a very good friend. We would play games to see who would come up with the most outrageous story to tell the customers about our pasts... And it seems that the more crazy sounding the story, the more likely the customer was to believe it!

    My favorite was the teenage runaway from a mormon cult that forced me to marry an old man who already had three other wives. I started life as a drug adicted whore, but now I'm clean and have a respectable job as a stripper . They fall for that one every time!


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    Quote Originally Posted by scarymary77
    my method for handling this behavior:
    ' you tomayto, i say tomahto, you say potayto, i say potahto...'
    Which is a hilarious quote because no culture says potahto. XD


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    Quote Originally Posted by leogirl876
    I don't believe you! Last night there were a ton of customers saying this and I've started noticing this more. Like when a customer asks me my age, I'll be 30 in August and I do really look much younger than I am. I take great care of myself, I don't tan, don't go out in the sun and am lucky to have very good skin on my mom's side. People have often mistaken my mom as my older sister and my 84 yr old grandma doesn't look over 65! So last night, this ass asked how old I was and then went on with saying "I don't believe you, I don't like people lying to me, blah, blah, blah..." Then I met this guy in a bachelor party earlier in the night named Hilton. Then towards the end of the night this guy came up and tipped me a $1 on stage and I asked his name, he said his name is Hilton. I then said "Oh, didn't I meet you earlier tonight?" He said "no, I just got here" Then I said "OMG, there was a customer in a bachelor party tonight early in the night that I met and his name was Hilton, also" Then the asshole said "I don't believe you, you're a liar, I've only met 2 people named Hilton, my whole life". I said "I have no reason to lie to you" He then said "All strippers lie, that's their job!" And I just said "Well, I'm sorry that you've been lied to by strippers and it's quite a shame that you have because not all of us lie, but if that's how you want to feel, go right ahead". Then I got off stage and walked off, wasn't even going to waste my time with an ass like him. It's so f$cking annoying!!!!!!!!!! Have any of guys experienced this a lot because it's really annoying and insulting. I really don't lie (very much ) but over things like that, I don't. I really don't have a reason to. If I was really lying, fine, he said that, but when I'm really telling the truth, grrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    He was running "cocky and funny" or "Juggler's" game, which can be found on the net.

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    The reason you hate hearing it is that strippers ARE paid to lie.

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    that's not true. i've heard that pronunciation. in fact, i think it's similar to the phonetic version of the word in some european language i cannot immediately recollect.

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    You have the best damn advice anyone here has to offer. You rock

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