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OMG ROFL! I was laughing so much I attracted a crowd!
One more cup of coffee for the road,
One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
To the valley below....
Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
A Blogging?
HA - fab....I needed a new avatar![]()
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
OMFG! I don't even know which part of that I liked more! Awesome! Simply awesome!
P.S. Someone tell me how to shake my ass like that!
If you think school is hard, try being stupid.





AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
But the chick bouncing those HUGE tits? OH EM EFF GEE!
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
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My friend used to do that! Always thought he needed more outlets. His keyboard was the kind you always make sure there was a clean dust cover on it. God, he went wild when he found out I had a carrot shaped cursor.
One more cup of coffee for the road,
One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
To the valley below....
Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
A Blogging?
omg that was sooo freakin funnny. good one
Hey - who doesn't love the Mojo, huh? (uh...if you don't...just be quiet)
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
I'm probably the only one who will be the least bit bothered by the fact that a chimpanzee is not a monkey. It's my curse.





Go Mojo, go Mojo! We have found your Indian brother fom another mother.
Lol hilarious
I believe you Dottie and you have my support
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