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    At the gay club I danced at recently, a lot of gay men flirted with me. Hell, one used to grab at my boobs! They MIGHT be bi but really swishy, but there is a good chance they're just gay and like to be flirts with everyone... of any gender/gender choice.
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    OK so last night after work, a dancer friend and I went to a Hess convenience store in Cherry Hill, NJ to pick up cigarettes and stuff. The young asshole working there tried to claim that the store was closed(yeah right; personally I think him and his friend just didn't want to ring up customers), and just as me and my friend turned around to go back to our cars, a car full o' guys pull up. I swear, they were more queer than a $3 bill...no, make that a $7 bill!

    Every single guy in this car was completely flaming! And they kept yelling over to us in this very flamboyantly high-pitched gay voice, going "Hey there hot thstuff, how ya doin?" LOLOLOLOL!!! I LOVE gay guys, I think they're awesome and hilariously funny and also very sexually attractive. The driver was really hot, kinda resembled that singer from the group Good Charlotte with his dark-hair spiked up resembling a mohawk in the middle. The passenger was the queerest one of all, with shiny black hair combed down, a black fishnet shirt with bracelets, and shimmery pastel make-up! They were like "OMG you look thsooo cute tonight girl, come hang out with at a hot tub party!" I talked to them for good humor, but we weren't going to take it that far because although gay guys are relatively harmless, they WERE strangers! But WHY would gay guys be hitting on us GIRLS?? They asked for my number, but I wouldn't give it to them...so they told me their number and I didn't bother enough to write it down but I remembered it. Later when we tried crank calling them at 5am however, turns out it was a wrong number! So...my friend and I concluded that the reason they were explicitly hitting on us, was probably in performance of a dare...a dare to hit on girls, something they've probably never done before in their life! Hahahahahahhahahaha! This was almost as funny as the time at Oasis, when a gay guy had the hots for the (not gay at all) owner and kept hitting on him the whole night!

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    that's fun. why didn't you give them your number?

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    Lol, too funny. Do you think they could have been Bi ?

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    I usually have very good Gay-dar, since many of my friends in the past and present have been either gay or bi(including my recent ex-boyfriend, who I've always thought was in-the-closet bisexual!! haha!). But I didn't detect even 1% of bisexuality, esp from the 2 guys in the front seat! Possibly the 2 in the backseat coulda been bi, but they weren't even the ones blatantly hitting on us! As far as why I didn't give them my number, it was because I didn't know them and although they seemed like harmless fags, I can never trust people I don't know, ya know? I'd only talked to them for like 4mins at a Hess station!

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    I'm trying to picture someone hitting on Rob from Oasis. Yuck.
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    Isn't the subject line a little harsh?

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    What I mean is, I kinda find two guys together to be a sexual turn-on...similarly to how a lot of guys find it a turn-on to see two girls making out. And in general(most, but not all) gay guys tend to put more pride in their appearance, which I appreciate.

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    ^^^^Yeah, that was pretty rough.

    They could have been bi though. I danced with a gay guy and he humped my leg and I thought it was so cute until my friend told me "He likes chicks too". D'oh!!!

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    I'm confused. I'm going to leave this thread now.

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    That's funny Paige. I recently went to a club in NY that was all an gay crowd. And I sware, the obvious ones dry humped me and grabbed my boobs. LOL!

    I didn't mind it.

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    i don't think the subject line is harsh.. i think it's in jest. the only thing i find a tad harsh about the original post is this....

    "I LOVE gay guys, I think they're awesome and hilariously funny and also very sexually attractive."

    the generalization bothers me. also as was brought up previously, the inability to even think that a man could be a "real" bisexual.

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    My brother is gay, and I love hanging with him and his gay pals! Really, they are hysterical!Although if his boyfriend was any gayer, he's sprout high heels and wings!!!

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    LOL I have to share this. One of my favorite guy friends went to visit his mom when she worked at a battered women's shelter. He claimed that he would pretend to be homosexual as to not offend or make nervous the women in the shelter. I'm going to ask his mom if he really did this, it sounds so nuts.

    Another one of my guy friends pretends to be gay when women hit on him & he wants a nice way to turn them down.

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    Maybe the flirting is "straight chic." It's what lesbian chic is to straight girls. Fun for a night- but wouldn't do it all the time.

    I could see how someone could view the title of the thread as offensive. Just as I'm sure there's a percentage of people out there whoi cringe when Kathy Griffin says "Where my gays at?"

    It doesn't bother me. It's foolish to think though that all gay guys are fabulous.

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    All the gay guys I've known have all been fascinated with boobs. I'm not sure if that's the common thing, but I've found it to be true with the ones I've known. They love the boobies. Hehe


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    Me too

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