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    Help Me Think Of A Good Line!

    Okay, I've posted about this girl before... The run-down is I have this "friend" who's a total bug. She makes sure everyone knows that I'm a stripper and that we're just such great friends. She's a total emotional drain and a total idiot. I pretty much stopped talking to her. But, as soon as I sign on AIM she blows me up (I blocked her yesterday).

    Okay, so a week ago she told me some guy that she'd been talking to online was coming into town and he and his buddies wanted to get a stripper but they didn't want to spend a lot of money. Guess who she volunteered? Yup, me. I was like... How much money? (curiousity) She never told me. I told her how much my bouncer/driver would charge, she told me I didn't need one because SHE would be there. I ignored her after that.

    THIS week she told me her little brother was coming into town and wanted stripper fun but didn't want to spend. So of course, she tells him about her bestest stripper friend. She asked me what $50 bucks would get him. I laughed at her and told her almost three lapdances. She stopped talking to me. She called me at work Saturday. I was at the peepshow and bored and kinda buzzed so I pick up. She said I should come hang out with her and her brother and her friends. They were going to a hookah bar and then get drunk. I said I was tired. She said I should come because if I'm LUCKY I MIGHT make $50 *wink wink*. Dude. That pissed me off sooooo much. She started blowing up my phone and I just turned it off so I wouldn't bitch her out.

    It's like, you need a stripper? I know a stripper! Here's a coupon.

    Now, my options are to just never pick up and leave her blocked... But I kinda feel like saying SOMETHING. Nothing too mean, just something to make me feel better about this whole thing so I can look back on it and laugh. The best I can come up with is:

    her: where were you saturday? We had so much fun!
    me: Yea, I didn't feel like working.
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Default Re: Help Me Think Of A Good Line!

    Is 'fuck off' to unoriginal?

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    If I were you Id still laugh no matter if I said something mean or not. Ugh, I hate it when friends hear 'stripper' they immediatly say your name and occupation. Were not celebrities just regular people. Ive been there before too.

    "Fuck off" is awesome lol
    If it were me Id flat out tell her that Id poo on her make believe $50 when I can make that in less than 15min without all the going to someones house BS.
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    Wow...she's pretty clueless.

    I don't know what I'd say to her either. Although laughing and a hearty "fuck you" would be good. You could always say, "Well, maybe I shouldn't go because I'd hate to make you look bad. Besides, you obviously could use the money more than I can. Just make sure you don't spend the money all in one place." *click*

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    Simply tell her to never darken your doorstep again. Basically just
    "break up" with her like you would a boyfriend that was being a jerk.


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    what a stupid girl... reminds me of this girl i became friends with.. she took it upon herself to tell a few people i was dancing.. she is obsessed with the fact that i dance... some people are so clueless!!!!

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    And you're still talking to this person because why?
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    Tell her you've got some guy friends coming over this weekend from out of town, and they're all horny, and you heard she is a slut...and can she come over and fuck them all?

    or maybe not.

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    Bella,

    We all get shit people in our lives; it is time to tell this one goodbye. You can tell her to FO, you can tell her to FY, but the most important thing is to tell her goodbye.
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    Why would you want to do that? Like you said you can make more than that in half and hour!! Haha! That girl is really inconsiderate. It's people like here that make life so damn draining.

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    Tell her you could wipe your ass with her shit money.Tell her also you dont need her to try to pimp you out eithor.It basically sounds like that is what she is trying to do.

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    She sounds like the guy from Cable Guy who is a passive aggressive psycho. I don't think she's clueless, I think she's a c***. Drop her before she brings some freaks to your work or home.

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    Honestly, I think you could have avoided a lot of the escalated fury by saying something back at the beginning. I mean, she sounds like a tool (I would never have to tell my friends not to do that), but if the first time she skirted the line you said "are you crazy? If you're bringing me business they have to expect to spend MORE not less. This is not like hooking up free cable" it might not have happened again. I think she is just facinated by your job - considering all the posts recently on why civilians hate strippers, maybe it's not SO bad, if she stops trying to be your agent?
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    ^ Yea, I've stopped talking to her.. Well, she was always the one who called me... So I kinda destroyed all the ways she was able to (well, aim was it, but she's blocked now. She only uses her phone for instant messanger and she can't afford internet). I agree she's fascinated with my job. She tells me she used to dance in Vegas. But, from the things she's said and done... I think she's just lying through her teeth. I just want to give her a proper adios. I'm not the kinda person to be outright bitchy unless someone's in my face... So I want something that I can laugh about later. I've avoided saying stuff like "fuck your crap money" because I don't want her on my ass trying to borrow anything. At this point, I think "I can wipe my ass with fifty bucks". Will piss her off and keep me in a passive corner... Before I block her again!
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    Do you think she's clueless or being a jerk?

    If she's clueless, you might want to just level with her. Tell her that while appreciate that she's looking out for you and trying to help you make money, that really...50 bucks is what you make in a half hour at the club...

    and then punch her in the eyeball.

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    TRY
    "look i don't do side jobs change, and i don't let people pimp me out like i'm a prostitute either. i understand you're trying to get your brother "the hook-up", but that is not how it works. if you were a stripper in vegas (like i know you weren't), you should do the show yourself, cause obviously $50 is good money to you. As for me being a stripper, it is not your place to accounce it to the world, i don't need a public relations manager."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde
    Do you think she's clueless or being a jerk?
    I think she's trying to look "cool" and rope me in as some kind of friend to her at the same time. Like, I'm not some wonderful cool person that everyone would be lucky to have as a friend... But she's really... this is going to sound mean... pathetic. She's really really really fat. She's unattractive. She's lazy. She's been popping out kids her whole life to try to hold on to someone who will support her. Her husband wants to leave her and she's scheming to keep him there while at the same time trying to get ME to hook her up with her ex boyfriend. She talks shit on all her friends, and she's just generally negative. Either way, I don't want anything to do with her. I mean, I SHOULD say what the poster above told me to say... I'm just worried that she'll take that as "we worked it out" and keep pestering me. I just wanted a funny way of saying FU without causing some sort of dramatic uproar.

    Oh well, maybe I should just leave her blocked.
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    You know.... just randomizing here... but uhm, you could take the passive crazy route.

    "Hey bella are you interested in X?!"

    "My grandmommy tells me the cat wants my hair to play with."

    or

    "That night I'll be flossing my fish."
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