Okay, I've posted about this girl before... The run-down is I have this "friend" who's a total bug. She makes sure everyone knows that I'm a stripper and that we're just such great friends. She's a total emotional drain and a total idiot. I pretty much stopped talking to her. But, as soon as I sign on AIM she blows me up (I blocked her yesterday).
Okay, so a week ago she told me some guy that she'd been talking to online was coming into town and he and his buddies wanted to get a stripper but they didn't want to spend a lot of money. Guess who she volunteered? Yup, me. I was like... How much money? (curiousity) She never told me. I told her how much my bouncer/driver would charge, she told me I didn't need one because SHE would be there. I ignored her after that.
THIS week she told me her little brother was coming into town and wanted stripper fun but didn't want to spend. So of course, she tells him about her bestest stripper friend. She asked me what $50 bucks would get him. I laughed at her and told her almost three lapdances. She stopped talking to me. She called me at work Saturday. I was at the peepshow and bored and kinda buzzed so I pick up. She said I should come hang out with her and her brother and her friends. They were going to a hookah bar and then get drunk. I said I was tired. She said I should come because if I'm LUCKY I MIGHT make $50 *wink wink*. Dude. That pissed me off sooooo much. She started blowing up my phone and I just turned it off so I wouldn't bitch her out.
It's like, you need a stripper? I know a stripper! Here's a coupon.![]()
Now, my options are to just never pick up and leave her blocked... But I kinda feel like saying SOMETHING. Nothing too mean, just something to make me feel better about this whole thing so I can look back on it and laugh. The best I can come up with is:
her: where were you saturday? We had so much fun!
me: Yea, I didn't feel like working.



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