the other night i was bored and decided to come up with new hustle tricks and i think i've landed on something near brilliance!
i call it the dance-ometer. what you do is sit down with a guy (on his lap) introduce your self, stick your finger in his belly button (you can do it over the shirt so you don't really have to finger his smelly belly) and as he looks at you and asks what you are doing say:
"oh that? thats just my dance-ometer."
he says "huh?"
"well, this is how i know when you will be ready for a dance."
he looks confused and says "alriight. how does it work?"
"when you are ready it will DING! and pop out (your finger)"
after that you jsut talk to him for a song or two, tickle him some if you can, and then make a cute DING! sound and yank your finger out and tell him its time.
its worked for me almost every time i've done it.
just wanted to share this little gem with you ladies, i hope you liked it!



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