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    the other night i was bored and decided to come up with new hustle tricks and i think i've landed on something near brilliance!

    i call it the dance-ometer. what you do is sit down with a guy (on his lap) introduce your self, stick your finger in his belly button (you can do it over the shirt so you don't really have to finger his smelly belly) and as he looks at you and asks what you are doing say:

    "oh that? thats just my dance-ometer."

    he says "huh?"

    "well, this is how i know when you will be ready for a dance."

    he looks confused and says "alriight. how does it work?"

    "when you are ready it will DING! and pop out (your finger)"

    after that you jsut talk to him for a song or two, tickle him some if you can, and then make a cute DING! sound and yank your finger out and tell him its time.

    its worked for me almost every time i've done it.
    just wanted to share this little gem with you ladies, i hope you liked it!

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    Haha that's cute! Have you ever had problems with guys getting offended by you touching them that way? Haha ok dumb question it IS a strip club lol. I guess it's good cuz how would they say no without feeling wierd haha.
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    I'll have to try it. Cute
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    no one has been offended yet but i'm sure i'll run into one some day. i love doing it. it makes them excited to see what you do and they HAVE to wait for the ding before they can get that dance. by then they want it anyway because you are so hot and wonderful and they get worked up waiting for it.

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    I've had a number of customers want to stick their finger in -my- belly button but they're usualy too rough and it hurts hehe

    I'm into making guys laugh though so your idea might work for me. *grins* I'd at least try and give it a shot.

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    This is great, Iwill have to try it.
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    ha ha ha, silly! I love it! im all about silly! gonna try it with every custy tommrow! thanks for sharing girl.!

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    That is really cute! I don't play off the "cute dancer" role though in my club...but I think it's adorable and I coudln't see why a customer woudln't turn that down!







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    that is awsome. i think i am gonna try that too!

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    its still working for me so far. i love the look on their face while they wait for the "ding". i try to play it really serious, like its a science and i have to concentrate really hard.

    i know the season has been really slow so i've been thinking about some fun things to do at work or fun ways to hustle and i actually found one that works. i really hope it works for you ladies! it definately brings my mood up a little when i feel down from hearing too many "no"s so i just mess with their heads a little, and their belly buttons..

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    hey it has been working for me. i walk up introduce myself and "check their timer", then i will make my rounds, come back and ding... it works great thanks so much!

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