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    I was in my favorite club last night sitting at a side bar chatting with the Manager who was becomming more annoyed as the night went on by this one group of 4 young guys sitting right next to the main stage.

    Theese guys had come in about an hour before me, ordered 1 bucket of beers and proceed to hoot, hooler and generally make asses of themselves all without tipping a single dancer even $1 and nursing their beers for as long as they could get away with.

    The dancers tried playing up to them, with no effect.

    The DJ tried to subtly ( and not so subtly ) encourage them to tip the dancers, with no affect.

    Finally, they ordered a second bucket of beers and, get this, the guy who paid pulls out a wad of cash and peels of a $100 bill to pay with.

    When the manager sees this, he stops the waitress at the bar before she delivers the drinks and takes the change from her and heads to his office after telling her not to move untill he gets back.


    So the Manager returns a few minutes later and he accompanies the waitress to theese guys table as she delivers the drinks.When the guy asks for his change, the Manager dumps a *Bucketfull* of quarters all over the top of their table and announces "Sorry, we save the paper money for customers who know how to use it" and walks away.
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    wow.... What an awesome manager... sounds like he respects his dancers if he did something like that... You don't see that too often these days...

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    cool.. must be a good manager!!
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    Wow, that's awesome! Would've been even cooler if he'd kept the change and split it among the dancers.

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    Yeah, but that would have been illegal...This way the 4 guys couldn't really complain to the police or anything as they *did* get their change.

    As a side note, all the other customers were so amused, the dancers made great stage tips for the next couple of hours.
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    Hopefully, he tested the $100 to make sure it was real...

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    in 4 or 5 years when they have good jobs & can afford to blow alot of money i'm sure it will not be at that club. story smells like bullshit to me, every club has those same guys come in a few times a week with only drink money

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    Quote Originally Posted by dippidy dave
    in 4 or 5 years when they have good jobs & can afford to blow alot of money i'm sure it will not be at that club. story smells like bullshit to me, every club has those same guys come in a few times a week with only drink money
    In my experience, Stripclubs are a very "now" kind of enviroment.Few people think five years ahead.

    Also, it was their boisterous behavior as much as the lack of tips that set this manager off.If they had been somewhat more subdued, I doubt anything would have happened.
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    i still think its a bs story. while i have seen things like that go on in sc's it has always been with people who routinly cause problems, not with a few young guys buying overpriced beer & being loud. if that was the case that club would be doing it at least twice a week

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    Until you have been on the receiving end of that sort of abuse, ( rowdiness from a customer, abusive, hateful commentary and the expectations of entertainment because it is deserved and not earned ) there is no way to explain it to you.

    These sorts of situations to a self employed individual that exists off of their tips and selling efforts is frustrating to put it politely. Anyone sitting around watching - it seems like harmless fun and not such a big deal.

    From our point of view it is a huge waste of valuable time that could be spent making money.

    I commend any manager that sticks up for his "employees". It is rare to see and or hear of such events.

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    ^Whatever. It doesn't have to be club policy to do that- people have their moments, and maybe this night the manager actually snapped to the fact how shitty it is for the girls sometimes.

    And even if it is BS, I choose to believe it really happened, and will smile at the thought of justice for these cheapos every now and then.

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    I WANT ONE! Someone CLONE that manager for me NOW! Egads!!!!!!!!!








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    Beautiful!!!! I bet the guy had a rough time trying to gather up all his quarters. I can picture the 4 guys trying to see if they could fit all the quarters in their pockets. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow
    Until you have been on the receiving end of that sort of abuse, ( rowdiness from a customer, abusive, hateful commentary and the expectations of entertainment because it is deserved and not earned ) there is no way to explain it to you.
    i guess in my 15 years of stip clubbing & hundreds of visits i must have missed the rowdy customers, the abusive comments & the free show for the stage rats. you pinkys are always good for a laugh

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