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    OK so last night, me and 3 guy friends(including M--k, a guy I wrote about on this site before) went to a local strip club in our area. Right after we got in, the late-20-something good-looking bouncer checked our IDs. I cheerfully joked to him as I handed him my license, "I'm 37! No just kidding, I'm really just 12!" This is a line that my friend M--k has used at many bars before(when I hang around M--k too much, I start quoting him! ) The bouncer says, "I'd believe the 12 yr old part" so I retaliate with, "12-yr-olds wouldn't have these kinda titties" and kinda push out my boobs. He says, "They do in the ghetto." Damn!...that kinda stung. So as he walked away, I taunted him back with, "Wait, do I know you? Are you one of the kids I tutored last year at the middle school?" but he didn't hear because he already walked away. I know it's not good to try and get the last word in, but I don't like guys insulting me and I like to show how "manly" I am. Well, apparently the bouncer really DID think I was a manly competition for him! This is what happened next...

    Right after that, the first girl to approach us for tips around the inside of the bar was a really hot blonde girl with big fake boobs. I complimented her boobs and tipped her nicely. Shortly after, two of my guy friends left and M--k and I remained, waiting to find girls to get lapdances from. The bar we were at is kinda a small dive bar, and the girls aren't allowed to walk around the outside of the bar, so it's very hard to track down girls for dances. I spot the hot blonde again and ask her for a dance, and she told me that she had to dance and walk around the bar, so I waited patiently by the entrance to the bar. I made some light talk with the DJ who'd just gotten off shift and told him that I was looking to get a dance with her. Then the same smart-ass bouncer told me, "Oh, she can't give you a dance. She's done her shift." That's fine, I could just get a dance with someone else...no harm done. But I wondered if he said that to me, just to be catty since we were kinda cat-fighting earlier! So at first I was a little skeptical if he was telling the truth, or just busting my balls. When the girl came around, she told me that she was sorry, she couldn't give me a dance, because her fiance(the bouncer) was working and she'd promised him that she would be home at 10pm. I told her it was cool. But WTF?? What kinda asshole boyfriend gives their ADULT girlfriend a curfew?? She coulda made money from me(I was tipping good on top of the price for a dance) and she missed out on it because of some dickhead boyfriend. I can't stand how possessive and weird boyfriends are, esp a lot of dancers' boyfriends...I used to have a boyfriend who wasn't a bad guy but tried to replace my mom and tell me what to do, and I would never listen to it and that's a big reason as to why he dumped me. Why oh WHY do such pretty girls put up with this shit?

    Later on, I got a dance from a different girl and she was telling me about what it's like to work at her club. I jokingly said "how do you like working with that bouncer?" and she just says nonchalantly, "he's cool" and I teasingly say that he tried to get smart with me. She laughed and responded, "He was probably just jealous that you'd try to get his girlfriend!" We both laughed at that!

    So after discussing it with M--k and later my other two guy friends, we concluded that the guy probably WAS somewhat barring me from his girlfriend! LOL! I was only going there to have fun, since I'm a dancer too and I can appreciate other dancers! The way he kinda cat-fought with me earlier, was similar to the way that guys bust each others' balls...he kinda regarded me as a smart-ass guy to mess with, as opposed to a dainty lady! Which is kinda a compliment, since I kinda wish I was a guy and I WANT other guys to feel the same kinda competition with me as they would with another guy around! Think how overprotective he'd be if I were another guy! But why do boyfriends have to be so overprotective and territorial? I just don't get it...but either way, asshole boyfriends are fun for busting balls!

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    Maybe she likes girls and he felt threatened and jealous.

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    He felt threatened!

    Like, when I was dating this guy (he knew I had a strong preference for women), he couldn't let it go. When I hung out with my (girl)friends, I was apparently having sex with them or wanting to.
    Which was bullshit.
    But, guys are insecure. ESPECIALLY when they CANNOT give you what you want.
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    1. That guy was an asshole from step one.
    2. His gf will hopefully deal with him herself... Since he's fucking with her money.
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    Thing is, the girl didn't look the least bit bisexual...my "gaydar" sensed that she was straight as a ruler.

    About guys getting jealous...yeah, this has happened before, too! I think I wrote on here about one of my (now former) friends, and how she wanted to bring her possessive intruding boyfriend along to strip club auditions and I declined to let him come along. Well, right after that incident, her (now-ex)boyfriend started mass-text messaging my phone, saying shit about how he's overprotective of her and how he doesn't even really like her hanging out alone just with me! And how he thinks the reason I want to hang out with her is to hook up with her and get a piece of ass! WTF? Yeah she's attractive, but that was NOT how it was at all, yet her boyfriend was all pissy and possessive and shit for no good reason at all. Oh man...

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    I can't stand snotty comebacks--great exercise for vapid minds. There are rare people who can pull it off, but they are the ones whose egos aren't wrapped up in 'winning' the exchange--a sure sign of a loser trying to compensate, I don't give a fuck how good-looking he is, or how cool he thinks his club is.

    The art of the 'dis' is highly developed in Daytona Beach, a key indicator of the dearth of intelligence here.

    The mistake you made, other than trying to get a dance from his girlfriend, was in acknowledging that he in any way made you feel slighted with his '12 year old' comeback. Trying to make him aware that you had nice breasts made him think you actually cared what he thought of you. He thinks he wins.

    Of course, the girlfriend thing is a different matter--and a prime example of why it is invariably a bad idea to date anyone at work. It might seem like it's a secret, but everyone always knows anyway, and it will affect your job. Egos, jealousy, and power plays inevitably come into effect, and everyone ultimately loses out.

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    Yeesh, this is reason #8967867 why you should never shit where you eat or fuck where you work.

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    And I had no idea that the girl I wanted a dance from was his fiancee...no idea at all until the DJ and the girl herself both told me this. Go figure...

    As far as the 12-yr-old line, admittedly I am a little insecure of the fact that I look young for my age. People don't just mistake me for being younger, but they sometimes make false assumptions about me, like saying that I'm a "country girl," naive, un-street smart, etc. How annoying. If I really WERE a naive sheltered girl, I wouldn't have been left vulnerable in many of the ways that I was in the short time before I turned to dancing. I also wouldn't have been living in North Philly back then, zipcode 19132, technically the worst part of the city crime-wise and property value wise. I paid my dues, I want my acknowledgement.

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    wow thats crazy.. I work with a girl who has dated this bouncer for years... He won't allow her to dance for certain people... He has to ok pretty much every guy she dances for on a nightly basis... its really odd...

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    ^ ^ ^ What an asshole! That guy sounds like a fuckin' pimp! How can he expect his girl to make money at her job, if she has to screen out a good portion of people who want dances? Especially in today's economy, with the way the strip club industry keeps gradually declining in business...she's lucky to have the couch dance offers, she should take them!

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    At a club I used to work at, the manager was dating a dancer. He wouldn't "allow" her to put her cookie anywhere near a guy's face (nude club where we were allowed to do this). Meanwhile, he was sleeping with half the girls in the club.

    If you're putting a man's wants or needs over your own, then there's something wrong with you, plain and simple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carolina6
    At a club I used to work at, the manager was dating a dancer. He wouldn't "allow" her to put her cookie anywhere near a guy's face (nude club where we were allowed to do this). Meanwhile, he was sleeping with half the girls in the club.

    If you're putting a man's wants or needs over your own, then there's something wrong with you, plain and simple.
    I've seen this double standard in operation more times than I care to think about...
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    Yeah, and it sucks! I remember hearing a few times, that the guys who are the most overprotective and paranoid of you cheating, are usually the ones who are doing the cheating themselves...The story about the slutty bouncer sleeping with half the dancers exemplifies that! I hate dumb male whores like that. That's why I don't feel bad cheating on guys who cheat on me...preferrably with their close friends and/or brothers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyDancer1982
    Yeah, and it sucks! I remember hearing a few times, that the guys who are the most overprotective and paranoid of you cheating, are usually the ones who are doing the cheating themselves...The story about the slutty bouncer sleeping with half the dancers exemplifies that! I hate dumb male whores like that. That's why I don't feel bad cheating on guys who cheat on me...preferrably with their close friends and/or brothers!
    Hehe, I love how women are branded as loose sluts if they have the sexual morals of a man.

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    Ha. Haven't been around here in awhile but figured I'd stop by since I might try to get a job as a DJ again. This message is hilarious!

    He had you with that line, and he did a great job. He wasn't calling you crude names or anything. It was teasing. And what did you do after his little comment? You stick your tits in his face - he got you to qualify yourself to him with one simple sentence.

    I'd like to hang with this guy sometime, he seems to know what he's doing with women - regardless of whether he's an asshole or not

    Oh BTW I agree with you on the paranoid/cheating thing. A friend of mine is the biggest lying fuck with women - and he's ALWAYS paranoid like a maniac about his girlfriend.

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    How can you say he knows what he's doing with women??? I wouldn't touch that asshole with a ten foot pole. And I didn't stick my tits in his face...I simply pushed them up slightly with my hands under my breasts. I don't go for sexist chovanistic bigots. He turned off a very hot girl and possibly many many others.

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