OK so last night, me and 3 guy friends(including M--k, a guy I wrote about on this site before) went to a local strip club in our area. Right after we got in, the late-20-something good-looking bouncer checked our IDs. I cheerfully joked to him as I handed him my license, "I'm 37! No just kidding, I'm really just 12!" This is a line that my friend M--k has used at many bars before(when I hang around M--k too much, I start quoting him!) The bouncer says, "I'd believe the 12 yr old part" so I retaliate with, "12-yr-olds wouldn't have these kinda titties" and kinda push out my boobs. He says, "They do in the ghetto." Damn!...that kinda stung. So as he walked away, I taunted him back with, "Wait, do I know you? Are you one of the kids I tutored last year at the middle school?" but he didn't hear because he already walked away. I know it's not good to try and get the last word in, but I don't like guys insulting me and I like to show how "manly" I am. Well, apparently the bouncer really DID think I was a manly competition for him! This is what happened next...
Right after that, the first girl to approach us for tips around the inside of the bar was a really hot blonde girl with big fake boobs. I complimented her boobs and tipped her nicely. Shortly after, two of my guy friends left and M--k and I remained, waiting to find girls to get lapdances from. The bar we were at is kinda a small dive bar, and the girls aren't allowed to walk around the outside of the bar, so it's very hard to track down girls for dances. I spot the hot blonde again and ask her for a dance, and she told me that she had to dance and walk around the bar, so I waited patiently by the entrance to the bar. I made some light talk with the DJ who'd just gotten off shift and told him that I was looking to get a dance with her. Then the same smart-ass bouncer told me, "Oh, she can't give you a dance. She's done her shift." That's fine, I could just get a dance with someone else...no harm done. But I wondered if he said that to me, just to be catty since we were kinda cat-fighting earlier! So at first I was a little skeptical if he was telling the truth, or just busting my balls. When the girl came around, she told me that she was sorry, she couldn't give me a dance, because her fiance(the bouncer) was working and she'd promised him that she would be home at 10pm. I told her it was cool. But WTF?? What kinda asshole boyfriend gives their ADULT girlfriend a curfew?? She coulda made money from me(I was tipping good on top of the price for a dance) and she missed out on it because of some dickhead boyfriend. I can't stand how possessive and weird boyfriends are, esp a lot of dancers' boyfriends...I used to have a boyfriend who wasn't a bad guy but tried to replace my mom and tell me what to do, and I would never listen to it and that's a big reason as to why he dumped me. Why oh WHY do such pretty girls put up with this shit?
Later on, I got a dance from a different girl and she was telling me about what it's like to work at her club. I jokingly said "how do you like working with that bouncer?" and she just says nonchalantly, "he's cool" and I teasingly say that he tried to get smart with me. She laughed and responded, "He was probably just jealous that you'd try to get his girlfriend!" We both laughed at that!
So after discussing it with M--k and later my other two guy friends, we concluded that the guy probably WAS somewhat barring me from his girlfriend! LOL! I was only going there to have fun, since I'm a dancer too and I can appreciate other dancers! The way he kinda cat-fought with me earlier, was similar to the way that guys bust each others' balls...he kinda regarded me as a smart-ass guy to mess with, as opposed to a dainty lady! Which is kinda a compliment, since I kinda wish I was a guy and I WANT other guys to feel the same kinda competition with me as they would with another guy around! Think how overprotective he'd be if I were another guy! But why do boyfriends have to be so overprotective and territorial? I just don't get it...but either way, asshole boyfriends are fun for busting balls!![]()


) The bouncer says, "I'd believe the 12 yr old part" so I retaliate with, "12-yr-olds wouldn't have these kinda titties" and kinda push out my boobs. He says, "They do in the ghetto." Damn!...that kinda stung. So as he walked away, I taunted him back with, "Wait, do I know you? Are you one of the kids I tutored last year at the middle school?" but he didn't hear because he already walked away. I know it's not good to try and get the last word in, but I don't like guys insulting me and I like to show how "manly" I am. Well, apparently the bouncer really DID think I was a manly competition for him! This is what happened next...
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I remember hearing a few times, that the guys who are the most overprotective and paranoid of you cheating, are usually the ones who are doing the cheating themselves...The story about the slutty bouncer sleeping with half the dancers exemplifies that! I hate dumb male whores like that. That's why I don't feel bad cheating on guys who cheat on me...preferrably with their close friends and/or brothers!


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