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    alright ladies..I need some your wittyness..since I totally lack in that department..

    So I have this quick video that I made for my poles, just to show what you can do with them and also as a promo. Anywho, I have the videos up on youtube and I just got this comment. Keep in mind, I'm doing mainly tricks, not really dancing and am in a tshirt and shorts..nothing really sexy. So here's what this guy sends me..

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    nice vids ill admit with your second video i was masturbating all the way through! i was wondering also if you have msn then can you send me your email? message me back, hopefully with your email and keep up the good work

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    HAHAHHA

    Ok so obviously I'm not gonna give this guy my msn or email...but I would love a funny comeback to this...any help? pretty please! (again, this I why I could never be a stripper, I am not very quick witted! DAMN!) lol





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    Ask him if he was masturbating because your pole is bigger than his?
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    hahaha good one!





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    Psh, tell him to buy a pole first (There's always a chance he'd do it!)
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    Blah.

    Tell him to use Super glue instead of lube as he obviously needs to spend some MORE quality time with himself. -

    What a goober. People like that just crack me up. Amazing that he gets out of his house without tripping and killing himself.

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    LOL Crow. I know! his profile says he 18..he's a baby! (to me anyways). yeah, this stuff cracks me up too, that why I want a witty comeback..I suck at those!





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    Tell him you want a pic of him masturbating to your video so you can show the WHOLE WORLD that your poles are THAT great!! Tell him to make sure his face is in the shot and you'll send him the release forms because you'll of course want to post his name number/email address so people can contact him as a referance.

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    HAHHAH.. Thats funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sassysummer
    LOL Crow. I know! his profile says he 18..he's a baby! (to me anyways). yeah, this stuff cracks me up too, that why I want a witty comeback..I suck at those!
    Well that explains it. If you posted a video of yourself doing your laundry and he caught a glimpse of you bras and panties, he'd probably be masturbating (hehehehe).

    Maybe say something like "yeah, my dick was rock hard while I was doing those pole tricks, too. So, do you like trannies?"

    That should make him stop and think for a minute.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris
    Well that explains it. If you posted a video of yourself doing your laundry and he caught a glimpse of you bras and panties, he'd probably be masturbating (hehehehe).

    Maybe say something like "yeah, my dick was rock hard while I was doing those pole tricks, too. So, do you like trannies?"

    That should make him stop and think for a minute.

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    BWAHAHAH.. You nearly made me spit my soda. LMAO.

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    ROFL Paris!

    I see why they call the place "you tube".
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    ugh! good ones! which one to choose...hmmmmmmmm





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    Default Re: Bwahahahahaha

    I like the tranny one and maybe you could incorporate Paige's by asking if he wanted to compare dick picks for who HAS the biggest pole

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