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This weekend my mother bought a grille lighter, something like this . The self-scanner at Kroger's locked itself up and paged a clerk, who had to enter our drivers license numbers into her kiosk before we could continue. Last week my girlfriend bought four peaches. An alert came up stating that peaches were a restricted item and she had to identify herself before being able to purchase such a decidedly high quantity of the dangerous fruit. , reporting the applications I run, the websites I visit, the accounts of the people I IM. My ISP into a two-year archive of each action I take online under the guise of catching pedophiles, , . As if that weren't enough, , , --has been for --and . What's a guy that doesn't even consider himself paranoid to think of the current state of affairs?"