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    I was giving a dance to this guy last night and 10 seconds into the song he shows me his dick. ((great thanks alot)) Anyway i tell him that he can`t do that and his response is that his zipper is broken. I never realized this but apparently when you break a zipper you automatically loose your underwear and are unable to fasten buttons!!! Just wanted to share.....

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    what a complete idiot. what did he actually think was gonna happen when u saw his dick? what did he think he was gonna get a bj right there or something? jeeze men are so sick sometimes.

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    Default Re: Beware of the broken zipper!!!

    Yeah I had guy e wearing shorts whose, cock "would just fall out of them without his knowledge" I mean it would just seriously just fall out. Poor guys.

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    lol gotta give it to them for trying...ha!

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    That is gross! I hope you didn't give any contact during that dance..sheesh!







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    Bwahahahahah! I love it when people say stuff like that. It shows me how stupid they are, because they'd likely fall for something exactly like that!


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