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    Default Must find a woman with strong legs...

    ...who likes to scissor the living shit outta guys with 'em! (Well, not LITERALLY 'the shit outta', 'cause that'd be icky and embarrassing.)
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    Default Re: Must find a woman with strong legs...

    As opposed to the above post, which is not in the slightest bit icky or embarrassing.

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    I do....and I like to throw feces at them....then drink my own pee...while eating a banana...that's been up your ass.

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    Default Re: Must find a woman with strong legs...

    Quote Originally Posted by aviendha
    As opposed to the above post, which is not in the slightest bit icky or embarrassing.
    What? It's not like I mentioned anything Canadian in it.
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    Default Re: Must find a woman with strong legs...

    MojoJojo, I didn't know you're from France... learn somethin' new every day, dont'cha?
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    Default Re: Must find a woman with strong legs...

    man, we get some really weird threads sometimes...

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    Eh Legion is harmless, he's just a tad freaky,lol

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    I don't get why this counts as 'weird'. It ain't like I'm talkin' about people stuffing kitchen utensils or stuffed animals into places they shouldn't go, or getting intimate with various dinner entrees or nothin'. It's a little kinky, sure, but come on, now. Anybody over the age of 18 has GOT to have heard of waaaay weirder things.

    Hell, scissoring isn't even sex, outside of the eventuality that it turns into one-sided tribadism for the woman doing the scissoring.
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    Default Re: Must find a woman with strong legs...

    I think it only counts as weird because you mentioned it on a stripper site. I'm sure theres more than just me on the board who finds that activity pretty harmless

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    Default Re: Must find a woman with strong legs...

    Ah, that could be. I know it's right there in the title, but I don't think of the ladies here as strippers, I just think of 'em as women, and have seen a generally really good sense of humor around the board, so didn't think it would faze anyone.
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    I can vouch for the ladies here having a sense of humour...fuck they made me a mod!

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    Default Re: Must find a woman with strong legs...

    Heh. Hey, I need to PM you a question or two. I'll send 'em over at WF.
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