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    Well ladies, it finally happened to me, I finally know what you've all been talking about. I finally got one of "those" customers, the ones that waive a huge wad of cash in your face, the ones that say "you have to earn this money" It was on Saturday night, this a-hole was a plastic surgeon and was in town doing a continuing education seminar which he charges $2K per student so you know he's loaded. We go up to the funny money counter,he orders $750 dollars worth of funny money, only tips the funny money girl at the counter who works off of tips only like we do, he tips her $40 off of a $750 order! Oh, wow, wasn't he generous! The norm is usually minimum of 15% but more along the lines of 20%, if you can afford $750, you can afford to tip more than $40. The club charges a 10% surcharge for the funny money, I'm assuming to cover cost of the funny money, costs of the machines, overhead, etc. and he bitched about that! We get back to the vip booth we were staying at and he kept flipping the money, kinda like when you play with a deck of cards and you "flip it" with your fingers to make that noise. It's policy to pay up front, so we're sitting there and he says to me "ok, start doing your thing" and I said, you haven't paid me yet and he says you have to earn it, and I said, no you have to pay first, you pay to play. So, he counts out one by one each funny money increment, licking his finger to make sure he doesn't accidently give me one more than he's supposed to. He gives me the amount for 1 hour's worth and we ended up lasting for about 45 min! He grabbed my breasts, my cooch and even bit me on my stomach! When I took his hands off me, he said "what's the deal with you?" I told him, this is not a brothel. He got pissed and left. The funny thing is, he left with unspent funny money and he told me earlier that he had like $3000 worth of expired funny money at home (he lives out of state). Haha, we all know why he's got expired funny money at home! What an effin, a-hole! He had a wedding ring on, I feel so bad for his poor wife at home, thinking he's off having dinner entertaining customers! Or maybe she's thinking, those stripper whores, who knows. Anyway, wanted to tell you my experience, sorry so long! I now know what you all were talking about and you're right, they do have a lot of money but do not spend it and are not worth your time! Lesson learned!

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    Haha. The best thing about funny money these guys come into my club and our funny money is worth $10 bucks so they got a $1000 bucks worth and did not read that it was worth $10 a piece. So they end up throwing money around like its some music video. Once they found out it was not ones they were embarrassed for throwing the funny money too fast! AND WANTED THEIR $$$ BACK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeluxxeIt
    Haha. The best thing about funny money these guys come into my club and our funny money is worth $10 bucks so they got a $1000 bucks worth and did not read that it was worth $10 a piece. So they end up throwing money around like its some music video. Once they found out it was not ones they were embarrassed for throwing the funny money too fast! AND WANTED THEIR $$$ BACK!
    That's awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He asked me how they were worth, he said they're $5 each, right? I wish I would've lied to the bastard and said "yes and if he found out later, I would've just said, I don't know what you're talking about, I didn't hear you" Our's are worth $10 also. I wish the guys in my club thought they were a $1 each, that would be beautiful!

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    u'd be rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Honestly, I wouldn't know how much to tip the money girl. I would think forty is fair myself. Maybe he was just naive there, but he was an ass everywhere else.


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    Quote Originally Posted by leogirl876
    So, he counts out one by one each funny money increment, licking his finger to make sure he doesn't accidently give me one more than he's supposed to.
    I HATE when guys do that. Like after a lapdance they feel the need to count and recount their money before giving it to me. Heaven forbit I get $21

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    Honestly, I wouldn't know how much to tip the money girl. I would think forty is fair myself. Maybe he was just naive there, but he was an ass everywhere else.
    Yeah, I agree. Imagine that he wasn't an ass- he's already paid a 10% surcharge, and he did tip some. Besides, the less he tips her, the more he has for the dancers, who- pardon me- do the real work.

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    That's just how our club works. That $40 was considered really really low, they don't get paid a salary from the club and they work strictly off of tips just like us dancers do. It's our job as a dancer to try to get the customer to tip the funny money girls and the waitresses really well. It's also our job to make sure the customer has closed out their drink tab before they leave because the waitresses are so busy. It's just one of those unspoken rules at our club.

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    He wasn't a persian dude from New Orleans named Hamid was he?

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    wow i too am floored by the funny money tip. never heard of that. the DANCER has to make sure they close out the drink tab... whoa.

    other than that yea the guy was a powertipping ass

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    It's our job as a dancer to try to get the customer to tip the funny money girls and the waitresses really well. It's also our job to make sure the customer has closed out their drink tab before they leave because the waitresses are so busy.
    Then they should hire more waitresses, and give the funny money girl a salary. It's not your job- you're just being taken advantage of.

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    is this the norm in all atlanta clubs?

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    I don't know, this is the only club that I've worked at. I guess the way it is the other workers in the club trust us more than they do the customers. We're not really supposed to finish our VIP hourly w/o making sure with the waitress that they've closed out. That's something that all the dancers do at my club, so I try to help out the other staff as best as I can so they'll help me. And no, his name wasn't Hamid from New Orleans, it was a guy from Florida somewhere, south Florida.

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