Well ladies, it finally happened to me, I finally know what you've all been talking about. I finally got one of "those" customers, the ones that waive a huge wad of cash in your face, the ones that say "you have to earn this money" It was on Saturday night, this a-hole was a plastic surgeon and was in town doing a continuing education seminar which he charges $2K per student so you know he's loaded. We go up to the funny money counter,he orders $750 dollars worth of funny money, only tips the funny money girl at the counter who works off of tips only like we do, he tips her $40 off of a $750 order! Oh, wow, wasn't he generous! The norm is usually minimum of 15% but more along the lines of 20%, if you can afford $750, you can afford to tip more than $40. The club charges a 10% surcharge for the funny money, I'm assuming to cover cost of the funny money, costs of the machines, overhead, etc. and he bitched about that! We get back to the vip booth we were staying at and he kept flipping the money, kinda like when you play with a deck of cards and you "flip it" with your fingers to make that noise. It's policy to pay up front, so we're sitting there and he says to me "ok, start doing your thing" and I said, you haven't paid me yet and he says you have to earn it, and I said, no you have to pay first, you pay to play. So, he counts out one by one each funny money increment, licking his finger to make sure he doesn't accidently give me one more than he's supposed to. He gives me the amount for 1 hour's worth and we ended up lasting for about 45 min! He grabbed my breasts, my cooch and even bit me on my stomach! When I took his hands off me, he said "what's the deal with you?" I told him, this is not a brothel. He got pissed and left. The funny thing is, he left with unspent funny money and he told me earlier that he had like $3000 worth of expired funny money at home (he lives out of state). Haha, we all know why he's got expired funny money at home! What an effin, a-hole! He had a wedding ring on, I feel so bad for his poor wife at home, thinking he's off having dinner entertaining customers! Or maybe she's thinking, those stripper whores, who knows. Anyway, wanted to tell you my experience, sorry so long! I now know what you all were talking about and you're right, they do have a lot of money but do not spend it and are not worth your time! Lesson learned!![]()



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