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    Sitri
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    Default The type of girl I am looking for.

    This is one of those classics that I remember from way back when.

    When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend

    When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I
    decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

    In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
    Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
    and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

    When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
    totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
    so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

    When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
    her. She rushed from one thing to another , never settling on anything. She
    did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was
    great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to
    find a girl with some real ambition.

    When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
    firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
    divorced me and took everything I owned.


    I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

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    missalovelady
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    Default Re: The type of girl I am looking for.

    HaHa.That was funny.

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    Default Re: The type of girl I am looking for.

    I'll be 34 in December, and except for a couple of drama queens, I've avoided them all thus far.

    And if there's a woman's equivalent to this, I'm probably the "stable but boring" man on it, or maybe the "directionless" one. In any case, I'm definitely not the one with the big...well, you know.
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