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    I got this email from someone who works on the show Wife Swap yesterday, I figured someone on here might want to take advantage of this! I've seen the show before and I think this has the makings for a classic episode ... good luck to all!

    My name is Audra, I'm a producer at ABC's hit show Wife Swap. Wife swap
    is on ABC Primetime at 8pm on Monday nights.
    The premise of the show is to take two families from two different
    walks of life and swap the wives (mothers) for two weeks.

    We are currently casting for season 3 and we are looking for
    mothers/wives who are proud of being adult entertainers and not afraid to appear
    on television doing so.

    If you have any mothers who work for your company that may be
    interested please have them email me at [email protected] as soon as
    possible.

    There is a $1,000 finders fee if someone you recommend is cast for the
    show. Additionally, any family that appears on the show receives a
    $20,000 honorarium to make up for any lost wages they incur while filming
    the show.

    Thank you for you help!
    Audra Woodruff
    ABC Wife Swap
    Story Producer
    212-404-1447
    [email protected]


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    Yep, I got that one, too. It sounded all fine and good, but they want to get my family involved in their drama stupidity, and my child does not need that kind of crap in his life. It is one thing for me to whore myself out to the television viewing public, but I won't put my kid through that.

    I'd do it if I could put together a fake family, like a teen actor/actress that is looking to break into show biz, but I'll be damned if I'll get my kid involved in that.

    I wonder what kind of family they'd place a stripper in? Menonites maybe?

    It is only for a week, after all. Hmmmm... maybe I could put together a fake family.


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    ^^^ Do it Paris..you would SO break the stripper sterotype!







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    Hehe Cinn! I do have a niece in the 10th grade who is all about show business. She is involved in every possible drama club and play and sings and the whole bit. I bet she'd jump at the opportunity to pretend to be my "daughter".

    I don't know that I could convince her parents, though. Her Dad is a local news reporter, so it isn't like we could hide this from him.

    $20,000.00 honorarium? What is that exactly? Do they mean "whore fee" because in reality that is what they are asking families to do- sell their souls.


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    Paris you should totally do it!!!

    They would probably swap you into some really conservative family ... if your "new" family has a hot teenage daughter with low self-esteem, you could encourage her to become a stripper. I can actually see you having her practice lap dance on her dad ... I'd watch it!


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    ^^LOL Ctstriptease! Now that is classic entertainment!

    Oh Daddy, your pants are bulging!

    (I'm a sick, sick person)


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    that is sooo gross. hm, I bet they'd put you with the mormons....or a family with a reverend of some sort.

    twenty thousand dollars for a week might be worth putting your kid through that, depends on how old he is, but at least he'd get a feeling for what wackos there are out there.

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    I doubt the $20,000 is for JUST one week. It probably takes much longer than that in the end hence the reason why the sum is so high. Wife Swap is the sort of show that is sometimes shown here in Australia on free2air television during the day.... it's a decent show. I definatley wouldn't mind watching it if that episode came on however it isn't consistantly shown here... it is shown then not.. then shown.. then not. lol.


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    i LOVE that programme!!! i thought the fee was $50k, and the family spends the others money for them? shit, even for 20k.....thats an awesome trust fund for your kids future if you were to do it.

    does melonie have children- now THAT would defy all steryotypes!!!

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    memaid, the 50g is for a different show...can't remember the name off the top of my head though..haveta think about it.

    i'd totally do it! damn, maybe i should become a stripper now lol, 20grand can put a nice dent in the college education fund!


    edited to add: it's "trading spouses: meet your new mommy" thats on FOX, that's the one with the 50g





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    ohhh trading spouses. i love that show. i guess wife swap is simillar tho? theres some great clips from that floating around youtube rofl .... "she is not of god! i am in gods army!" ahhahahhaha..ahaha..hahahaaa..a.a..a awesome show.

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    omg, I'ld do it. just have to find a family!

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    My hunny is always threatening to do this to me! LOL! Of course I'd probably get the better end of the deal and he'd see how much he really needs me and how much I do, blah, blah, blah!

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    Paris, you'd be awesome on Wife Swap! Doitdoitdoitdoit!

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    Heh I would KILL to watch paris on wife swap
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    Any 18-19 year old dancers out there want to be my "daughter"? I bet the TV executives would jump at a mother-daughter stripper duo.

    You could get some nice minister's family all f*cked up over that one! Yeah, and my real life hubby is an ex-male stripper. He could stay home with my "daughter" and his swapped wife, and they could practice stripping for each other. He'd be her step-dad, of course, so the whole sexual tension thing would be sanitized for TV.

    Ummm, I think I watch too much porn.


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    you know they wouldn't pick a stripper who didn't fit the stripper stereotype though. That's the whole point of casting a stripper.

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    I emailed her i am intreasted.

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    Paris, I'll be your daughter! I'm 18, 19 in Nov. PM me if you're serious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    you know they wouldn't pick a stripper who didn't fit the stripper stereotype though. That's the whole point of casting a stripper.
    Very true! I'm worried about how they will portray the stripper. They always portray one of the mothers in a very negative way, and i bet that it would be the stripper mom on this one. When the hell will this air, anyway?

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    They emailed back and they are intreasted in my family but now that i think about it i have some concerns. I don't want to get swaped with someone who is going to dam me to hell at the table at the end of the show. And I don't want to get swaped with someone who dose farm work ahhhh i am not shoveling shit. I think it might be alot a for my kids to go threw. I might just leave it alone. what do you think. If i did though in my rules swich the women will go the the strip club she will get on stage for a 2 song set alone (i won't make her take clothes off) She will also have to sell a vip she dose not have do it but she has to sell it.

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    I doubt many strip club managers would allow a camera crew into the club, and nearly NO custys or other dancers would want to be filmed. Also, the premise of the show is that you and she don't meet untill the time is up.

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    You also don't set rules for HER. You set rules for the family. While you're doing that, she's setting rules for your family. So, you can't make her do what you do.

    I'd love to see someone from here do it though, I think that would kick ass.

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    yhea but could i put it in my rules that she has to go to the strip club that is part of my life if i have to leave that out why bother doing the show.

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    krchab99 - I think you give the other woman a guide showing what you do on a daily basis, eg - 'Go to strip club where I will do stage shows and talk/try to tell dances and VIPS to guys' but you you do not set actual goals/rules such as 'must sell 1 VIP'. She will have to do roughly what you do at work anyway but the producers will probably give her allowances. - might not have to take off top etc.

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