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    Default i really want to beat the fuck out of..

    In Ode to the " i hate " and " its crappy "... or the " happiness is "

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    I really wanna beat the fuck out of.

    1. the person in my building that Keeps FORGETTING their fucking laundry in the fucking laundry room.

    2. The assholes that park in my parking space..and cause me to walk 2 blocks in a bad area at 530 with my shit from work.

    3. the cock sucks that like to say " its nice to see a thick ass "....on my fat days.

    4. the person that invented house fees...

    5. and cheap ass customers that sit and sip a fucking soda or water. ONE for a duration of HOURS... while trying to rub your leg and breathe all over you for FREE> you mother fuckers. u ..sucking on the ice while talking about your escrow, because you are too fucking cheap to buy another drink so you suck the ice cubes !!! ...give me a mother fucking break. Then proceed to drive me INSANE with your stories...about the massive amounts of beautiful model vadge you seem to just have so much of... and goodness...what will you ever do with this much of it?! Then tell me i should come back to your hotel because ... you are so rich. You fucking wastes of rich customers space.

    6. and the owner of comcast.

    Thank you


    and myself for going on a goddamnit diet


    ...Im considering starting up the " taco bell " thread I had going .

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    I love how us evil customers get the longest part... Not that she doesn't have a point, or that she's insinuating that all or even most are like that, but i still love that everything else hated gets one or two lines while customers get a whole paragraph... hehe.

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    now now i didnt say all...

    i just said the cheap ones lol

    And i'd never kill you... if I did who would reply to my posts? C'mon lol

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    I'm not rich... but (barring special situations) if I'm not gonna spend, I'm not gonna go. That'd be a waste of the dancers' time and mine, just seems a stupid thing to do.
    I've been nice. I've been patient. One thing I won't be is taken advantage of indefinitely. Every gain has its price. Time for you to pay up.

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    Heh Tart.. Good thread.

    I think I could beat the fuck out of just about anyone right now. The only ones who are safe pretty much are the Husband and Delia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart

    5. and cheap ass customers that sit and sip a fucking soda or water. ONE for a duration of HOURS... while trying to rub your leg and breathe all over you for FREE> you mother fuckers. u ..sucking on the ice while talking about your escrow, because you are too fucking cheap to buy another drink so you suck the ice cubes !!! ...give me a mother fucking break. Then proceed to drive me INSANE with your stories...about the massive amounts of beautiful model vadge you seem to just have so much of... and goodness...what will you ever do with this much of it?! Then tell me i should come back to your hotel because ... you are so rich. You fucking wastes of rich customers space.

    Bwahahahahahahahaha. hee hee

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    I just really fucking want to beat off...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap
    I love how us evil customers get the longest part...
    Hey now, she at least waited until number 5 to say it.

    Tart, don't worry hon. We all have days when we gotta make this kind of list. Hell, after the past few days I've wanted to put myself on mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart

    6. and the owner of comcast.

    Tart - I TOTALLY fucking agree with You here. Ive had nothing but problems from those fucks.

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    Whatever neighborhood kid stole my son's brand new custom painted skateboard. Oh yes, I will find you. And when I do, if I don't think your parents give a shit, I'm calling the cops.

    Also, I'd like to punch HeatMiser right in his stupid face right about now.
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    Good thread Tart.

    The person in my building who stole the care package that my mom sent to me which had my perscription medication in it among other things.
    AND
    The mail carrier who gave it to them.

    The Chicago mail system sucks!
    I'm so pissed about this that I am filing a complaint so they will investigate the situation. Although I highly doubt I'm ever going to find out who stole it. I almost want to knock on every person's door in this building and ask them about it. But who would admit to stealing a package? Everytime I think about it I get so mad.


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    As (probably) the only man on this site who has never been inside a SC (God's honest truth), I feel safe replying (plus, comcast really sucks).

    Add to your list:

    The weatherman

    Whoever did not give us all central air

    104 in New England is a sure sign of the end of the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    Whatever neighborhood kid stole my son's brand new custom painted skateboard. Oh yes, I will find you. And when I do, if I don't think your parents give a shit, I'm calling the cops.

    Also, I'd like to punch HeatMiser right in his stupid face right about now.
    I'll bring back the Pimpboard.

    I want to beat the ever loving shit out of Wheelie. What a fucking waste he was.
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    ... The fat neighbbors upstairs who still wake me up every morning by walking around
    ... The "queen bee" girls at work who think they run the show because they've been there a long time
    ... Customers who get stupid drunk and slober and spill things on you instead of tip you
    ... One particular customer who comes in EVERY day and NEVER buys dances but follows me around the club asking for my phone number
    ... Gas prices (I can beat the fuck out of gas prices, right?)
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    1 - The new girl who has no sense of etiquette, and no idea when to shut up, that dances around the dressing room and won't get off your stage and takes your customer. Ah, hell, I'm sure someone has already beat the fuck outa her...

    2 - My cat for waking me up at 8am because she was hungry, and then deciding that I shouldn't go back to bed after feeding her

    3 - Qwest. Fuckers.

    4 - Customers that talk shit. And don't tip.
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magdalena_666

    The Chicago mail system sucks!
    I have to agree with this!!!
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    Anyone who talks like this. "Bananas=Nanners, Potatoes=taters" Annoying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magdalena_666
    Good thread Tart.

    The person in my building who stole the care package that my mom sent to me which had my perscription medication in it among other things.
    AND
    The mail carrier who gave it to them.

    The Chicago mail system sucks!
    I'm so pissed about this that I am filing a complaint so they will investigate the situation. Although I highly doubt I'm ever going to find out who stole it. I almost want to knock on every person's door in this building and ask them about it. But who would admit to stealing a package? Everytime I think about it I get so mad.
    Well, it's a good thing that I didn't ship that package yet. I'll go later and when I do, it'll have signature confirmation on it. PM me when you get it. I'll send you the conf. # as well.

    Did your mom have a delivery confirmation on it? Some stupid postal workers scan delivered and leave it outside the door. Just so you know, this is against postal rules and pitching a bitch about it will get the person who did it in hot water. Espeically in apt buildings, they are NOT allowed to leave packages sitting in common areas. If they cannot get a hold of the "addressee" they are to leave a note and take the package back (but most are too lazy to do this).

    Chicago mail does suck. It takes me 3 days to get my car payment reminder from my lender and 8 for them to receive my payment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka
    Anyone who talks like this. "Bananas=Nanners, Potatoes=taters" Annoying.
    Add to that people who say "WARRRsh" instead of "wash," "MondEE" instead of "Monday," (or substitute any day of week for that one).

    Oh, and my FUCKING publisher. I swear to God it takes the bastard 2 GODDAMN WEEKS between the time the "check is in the mail" and the time the check is in the mailBOX.
    I've been nice. I've been patient. One thing I won't be is taken advantage of indefinitely. Every gain has its price. Time for you to pay up.

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    hey Tart, i dont know which club you're at, but from your pics in your siggy, you'd do well at private dancing, you should consider it!!!!

    And now-- i want to beat the fuck out of peope who irritate me... like the charity that calls ever week, same damn one, asking for donations, and when i tell them i DO NOT HAVE ANY MONEY TO SEND THEM, they dont listen-- every fucking week "but its only 10 dollars" yes, and i do not have an extra 10 dollars, that 10 dollars will go towards my electric bill... and im sorry but i donate as much as i can, and i just CANT now! but do they listen? no! they bug me! cuz i dont feel bad enough that i cant donate, grrrrrr
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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion
    Add to that people who say "WARRRsh" instead of "wash," "MondEE" instead of "Monday," (or substitute any day of week for that one)
    Yeah, that too. lol.

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    Hmm...

    I want to beat the hell out of....

    My former boss, the one who fired me for giving notice.

    Two psycho ex-friends who got really weird all of a sudden. Hence the ex-friends status.

    This cold virus that I got yesterday....my body is fighting it as I type...woohoo!

    Judge Judy....just because. I had to watch something today....too sick and it's too hot to go out.

    Elmer's glue....doesn't work well when trying to make collages. Paper gets warped and lumpy.

    Nightquil. That plus fever made me delerious (woke up this morning and saw a collage that I apparently made in the middle of the night...no recollection).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion
    Add to that people who say "WARRRsh" instead of "wash," "MondEE" instead of "Monday," (or substitute any day of week for that one).
    Also to be included are those who say "talkEEN, walkEEN, nuKYUHLer, Foilage, etc".


    I really want to fuck my female roommate up. She's a spoiled, hypocritical, condescending psycho BITCH and she deserves my fist in her face and my shoe up her ass.

    My stepmom should also have a nice long drink of Asswhoop Spritzer.

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    our new upstairs neighbors. grrrr.

    the husband goes to work at 5 a.m. EVERDAY (i shit you not. everyday of the week that man leaves at 5 a.m.) so his wife over-compensates by cleaning their place from 7 a.m. onwards EVERYDAY. which wouldn't be so bad if her routine didn't start with dragging a fucking piano around and then vacuuming under it followed up by driving a herd on miniature elephants from one grazing pasture to another. i'm not entirely sure what she's doing up there, but i do know i loath that bitch.

    and let us not forget that three days after they moved in, they called the office, filed a complaint & had security sent to our place because my b.f. was playing guitar. an acoustic... at 8 pm... on a saturday. get a life, people.

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    God I couldnt handle private dancing...


    and Im in agreement about the chicago mail system as well.

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