Make it three, although I'm not a man.....
Make it three, although I'm not a man.....
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M


Hi Lunchbox,Originally Posted by lunchbox
I thought the 'O' for orgasm.![]()
The dancer today was sticking her finger in her bum. Sometimes after that I won't get any further dances from that dancer. I guess some men and women find that attractive.




O as in DATO
Kat, guess I'm going to be rubbing another one out, <3.
Obviously it can't be THAT bad if the act only renders you to stop buying sometimes.Originally Posted by Kyle1111
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M


Hi Katrine,Originally Posted by Katrine
It depends on how into it the dancer gets as far as repeatedly doing it. It also depends on how hot the dancer is as in looks. It depends on how desperate I am. It depends on if there are any other hot dancers around. It depends on how generous I'm feeling.
I'm sure there are other depends that decide whether I get any more dances.
Anyway, as far as dancer moves I can't think of any that leave me less interested. Perhaps if she didn't remove her top. Perhaps picking giant buggers out of her nose. Perhaps digging her nails into my equipment or twisting said equipment. Perhaps fast and or rough contact.
This is a pretty entertaining thread, mostly because of the seeming obtuseness of the OP.
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.
William F. Buckley, Jr.


Hi Casual Observer,Originally Posted by Casual Observer
Although I went to elementary school for maybe a year, and middle school for maybe a year, and high school for maybe six months?, it was very depressing all that schooling. I was very very briefly a hero in middle school and it was so crazy. I was a hero because I could easily knock the ball way way way out of the ball park. It isn't any fun to be a hero for something like that. No more baseball for me, back to the old swamp fishing I loved. Man fishing in the swamp that is some real fun. I had a freaking shark brush up against me once in the swamp of all places. Didn't know it was possible for a shark to be in the swamp. It was a fairly big shark--well, bigger than me at least. After an initial scare I went after that shark with my large fishing knife. I was thinking food. YUMMY YUMMY in my TUMMY.What a mess. Covered in mud and the damn shark got away. Sorto like the story of my life . . .
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