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    Angry A fucking spider ate my ass.

    A stupid fucking spider bit me on the ass when I was mowing the lawn yesterday and now I have this HUGE red bump that's like really hard and gross on my butt cheek and how is that supposed to look hot in a G-string?

    I don't know how to get rid of it.

    ::whimper::

    Help?

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    Default Re: A fucking spider ate my ass.

    Put some witch hazel on it or calamine lotion maybe to dry it out.

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    Default Re: A fucking spider ate my ass.

    I'm sorry this happened.. maybe try slathering on some dermablend until it heals?

    I gotta admit, the title of this thread cracked me up

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    Ugh! Sorry, until it goes away I guess you could try dermablend to cover it.

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    Ha, ha, ha, great minds think alike, eh, tampadancer. Looks like we posted at the same time! LOL!

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    Default Re: A fucking spider ate my ass.

    Yea the title made me think of the Bloodhound gang song, Balled of Chasey Lain
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamgirl
    Yea the title made me think of the Bloodhound gang song, Balled of Chasey Lain

    "Now show us them tities!"

    We play that song entirely too much at The Classic.

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    Default Re: A fucking spider ate my ass.

    Try tea tree oil, very potent. Or, my fav., Campho-Phenique. Keep the area clean, swab w/rubbing alcohol at least a couple Xs a day. You might also want to try a drawing salve, or even a dab of mud mask. Hope it goes away soon! I once got a bee sting in the arch of my foot, when mowing.


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    grr there are so many bugs around at the min, i woke up with a big bite on my arm this morning! damn those pesky little suckers!
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    Default Re: A fucking spider ate my ass.

    also, keep an eye on it for changes in color or shape, since you don't know whether it was poisonous or not, not to scare you, just better safe than sorry. hope you feel better!

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    Make sure to keep an eye on it. A girl I used to work with got a bite on her face, only she thought it was a zit. A week later her skin started turning black around the area. Everything turned out ok, but the Dr said if she would have came in earlier they could have given her a shot and it might not have happened at all. She had to take almost 2 months off, and use this cream, and I still have no idea how it didn't scar really badly. Not trying to scare you, just be aware that they can get nasty, but treatment can sometimes fix things before they go bad.

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    Default Re: A fucking spider ate my ass.

    watch out for what you think is a bug bite sometimes. I had a friend who thought he had a bug bite, and it ended up being a cyst that just popped up really quickly. He tried to lance it to get some of the pus out, but that only let the infectious material get into his bloodstream. He then broke out into a fever within a half hour. Luckily he's friends with a doctor so he got to be seen that day, but he would have been in a world of hurt if he hadn't been seen that day.

    So-- just a word to the wise. Don't fuck with it besides topical stuff, and be prepared to go to the doctor instead of waiting for symptoms to subside.

    But you probably just have a spider bite. just thought i'd share

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    you were his dinner.

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    Also, an anti-bacterial cream can help. I agree, watch out and go see a doc if it isn't healing well.

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    ooooooo, i just got over one of those, it swelled up realy bad!

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    Default Re: A fucking spider ate my ass.

    haha the title made me laugh

    my friend J (a male counterpart like us) got bit by a spider on his inner thigh...it ended up getting infected and he is on antibiotics for it but it started off as an innocent red bump. he took two weeks off work because he couldn't cover it with makeup. it's a little bit better but he wears a band-aid over it...

    makes a great conversation starter (i got a boo-boo)

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    YUCK. It is getting better though.

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    put arnica cream !

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