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    Default "The Rabbit"

    A little rabbit is running happily through the forest
    when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

    The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my
    friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through
    the forest! You''ll feel so much better!"

    The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses
    it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they
    come across an elephant doing coke.

    So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do
    you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with
    us through the pretty forest, you''ll see, you''ll
    feel so good!"

    The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror
    and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the
    rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across
    a lion about to shoot up.

    "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your
    health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest
    and you''ll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts
    down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.

    The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at
    him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely
    trying to help you."

    The lion answers, "That little bastard! He makes me
    run around the forest like a fucking idiot every time
    he's on ecstasy!"

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    Default Re: "The Rabbit"

    OMFG. I am cackling like a maniac here at work... Excellent, V!

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    Default Re: "The Rabbit"

    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka
    A little rabbit is running happily through the forest
    when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
    "
    Not to be rude and crude, but when i saw the heading for this thread I thought it was going to be a review of the rabbit sex toy:


    http://www.babeland.com/rabbit-vibrator.html

    Should start a thread about toys that actually work vs being novelty items I suppose.
    A cunning linguist...

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