No wonder I have such rotten luck with girls. I don't even know when I'm being hit on.
I'm still out of town. On Tuesday night, my boyfriend and I hit a couple of strip clubs, culminating in a great time at one which is known for astronomical mileage (I've gotten it there before). There was this gorgeous girl with the most amazing tits I've ever seen. I asked her for a dance after tipping heavily onstage, and she said, "I'll give you two songs for $40." (This is about half the going rate around here.) After my heart skipped a beat, I agreed, and we were off. We chatted and had fun, and she invited me to engage in all sorts of wonderful things I would NEVER do for any customer myself - but hey, the lady asked, and I'm not one to disappoint a pretty girl.
Afterward, she said, "Thank you so much for making my night. That was so much fun," etc., and she said it had been a crap night so she was going to leave while she was in such a great mood. She congratulated me on having such a hot boyfriend and went on and on about how hot and sexy he and I are, and repeated as she was getting dressed, "So yeah, I'm just gonna go home now." I gave her $60 and left with a big ol' grin.
It wasn't until 24 hours later that my friend goes, "You know she was hitting on you, right?" She and my boyfriend both pointed out that there was a hotel right next door to the strip club and I could've just invited her to "our" room. ARGH! DUMBASS!! I would have LOVED to play with her and I just had no fucking clue. I was just happy to get such a hot, high-mileage lapdance. It never occurred to me to ask her to meet us OTC.
I am a clueless dipshit.
Oh well. At least I had some fun.



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You really shouldnt beat yourself up. At least you didnt go the PL route by cluelessly proposing a rendezvous with a stripper who was really just trying to work you and extract money from your wallet. As you know, some strippers are very very good at SS and in spite of your friends comment, this could have been the case. Welcome to our world




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