UGH. SO - I decided to waitress at a local strip club a little bit just to get my feet wet in the industry - see what kind of girls made money off what kind of custys, etc.... So tonight was my first night. After I go in and ask if they're hiring, the manager tells me I'm hired on the spot and sends me to a place to buy my uniform. Well then I end up having to run all over the goddamn city of Corpus Christi to spend $70 on this dumb outfit.
Then I get there and they don't teach me anything whatsoever - just tell me to go get dressed and go waitress.
So I run around doing everything I can, trying to be really great and flirtatious and the stupid shot girls go on strike and walk out - so everyone gets all pissed and makes the waitresses sell 20 each of these stupid nasty shots of pucker stuff for $5 each - which NOBODY buys. So then I finally find a hot young navy guy who doesn't want the nasty pucker shit but said he'd buy them all if I sat and talk to him for a bit. So I'm like YES I finally sold some stupid bitches - and then the manager comes and grabs me and is like we are having an emergency waitress meeting and drags all of us to the back to yell at us for 20 minutes about how we have to sell the damn shots! A girl says "well there is also alot of minors here tonight and its making it harder" and he says "well if you don't SEE a wristband by chance, then it was an accident, right?" Implying sell to anyone and everyone.
So some of my friends come in (who are minors) and Im like guys will you buy some of these fucking things (hot navy guy was gone by the time I got back of course.) So they are like yeah and they buy them and take them. And then I go off and am doing my thing and I see the manager that told us to sell to minors and the bouncer come drag my friends outside and yell at them for like an hour.
Then the managers comes in and takes me to his office and we get in a huge fight because I wasn't about to be like "oh I'm so sorry don't fire me I'm such a dumb little girl blah blah" The fucking bitch just TOLD us to sell to minors. Luckily the other waitresses and the other manager came in there and backed me up and made the guy feel like shit but it still sucked.
So basicly my night blew balls. And after working my ass off to sell god damn shots of overpriced nasty all night (which no one tipped for because no one wanted them in the first place) I didn't even make tip out. So I had to pay this damn place $10 to bust my ass for 7 hours. It was a fucking awesome first night.



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