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    Insert Foot (B) Into Door (A)

    OK...

    No more [email protected]#%ing around. I'm gonna do it. But like any good wannabe stripper I have a million worries....

    * I kinda capitalize on being petite (4'10")...in 6" heels that makes me pretty much average height...does the universe retain its natural order because the amazon chicks are all wearing giant shoes too?
    * I drink, but on my own terms. Is it rude to not accept drinks from customers?
    * Is it a big deal if I can't pole dance? Should I learn?
    * I don't like heavy foundation/powder/etc.. I have good skin tone...can I just pile on the eye makeup and lipgloss and call it good?
    * What about tanning? I don't want to do it unless I can't get hired otherwise.
    * If somebody walks in that I know would freak about me being there, is it a total no-no to jump up from whatever I'm doing and book it to safety?

    and the most important, I suppose:

    * The clubs I want to work at are places I've been to as a customer, but I've never asked about a job...I just don't know what would look best. Should I call ahead (when's the best time to do that anyway?) and make an appointment? Or is it better to just go in person?

    I have gained confidence being in clubs and reading the boards, but I still feel like a baby bird trying to fly. Any advice you ladies (and gents) might be able to dispense would soooo helpful...

    ~anelia~

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    Yay, I'm glad you got the courage.

    ok....

    you've delt w/ being short all your life, you'll be fine in the club. Try not to stand next to the amazons, you'll both look wierd. I'm only 5'1.5''


    You don't have to drink, but it's rude to say no. Ask if there is a non alch. drink (in my club there is a "cheetah shooter") or get red bull, a bottle of water.

    Pole dancing takes tons of practice, and no one expects you tobe a pro at it right away. Practice when it's slow, or come in early. Maybe you can find a girl to help you master some basics, or take lessons.

    There are some really light arasol spray foundations, I think even a bit will help you look super polished, and powder is a must for me. I don't want to look oily/sweety/gross. Try things out.

    I don't tan, alot of others don't either. If you do, spray tan, cancer probably sux. You can also use sunless tanner. If it's not perfect, don't worry, club lights and all that jazz.

    I've had experiences were people I don't want to know come in, I go speak to the dj and management, and work a different area of the club, if it's crowded enough. There may be times where you can't help it, like if you're doing a dance or on stage. Don't worry too much.


    CALL!!! ask are they hiring, what should you bring to wear, when can you come in, who is person watching you audition, or do you just go to work. If you think you'll be hired right away, bring a lock. Don't forget your liscense.


    Good luck, and dance slow. Don't tryamazing moves you've not done before, you could look stupid, no biggie, or hurt yourself/ someone else, major biggie!

    again, good luck

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    *some club have minimum heel height requirements, if that's the case everything will even out between the amazons and the short stacks
    *It's not rude. If he presses you, just tell him you'd rather have the water, cola, Shirley Temple, etc and change the subject. However, it is rude to order something the server can't charge him for (she's gotta make a living, too) so order the bottled water
    *pole dance-schmole dance. I learned because I wanted to, it makes no difference in my earning potential.
    *If you don't need the heavy stuff, don't use it. I do believe that every woman needs concealer (for that bit of darkness we all have near the bridge of our nose & the occasional zit) and powder for shine.
    *see how you do pale. I find I always make more $$$ when I'm bronzed but some everyones different.
    *if you're on stage, running away because you see someone you know is not cool in most clubs. If it freaks you out that much, you might want to consider working in a club that is far away from where you live.
    *Yes, you should call. Ask when they do thier auditions and what you need to bring.

    Good luck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose
    There are some really light arasol spray foundations, I think even a bit will help you look super polished, and powder is a must for me. I don't want to look oily/sweety/gross. Try things out.

    ...

    CALL!!! ask are they hiring, what should you bring to wear, when can you come in, who is person watching you audition, or do you just go to work. If you think you'll be hired right away, bring a lock. Don't forget your liscense.


    Good luck, and dance slow. Don't tryamazing moves you've not done before, you could look stupid, no biggie, or hurt yourself/ someone else, major biggie!

    again, good luck
    I will call them and ask all those questions, and try spray foundation so I look polished. That's what I was needing to know...thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    *It's not rude. If he presses you, just tell him you'd rather have the water, cola, Shirley Temple, etc and change the subject. However, it is rude to order something the server can't charge him for (she's gotta make a living, too) so order the bottled water

    ...

    *see how you do pale. I find I always make more $$$ when I'm bronzed but some everyones different.

    Good luck!
    Thanks! I wasn't sure how you dealt with the drink issue...I can suck up the Shirley Temples! And I guess I'm just gonna have to find out for sure if the money really is better when you're brown.

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