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    Why do strippers have to act so fucking spoiled?

    As I stand there in the dressing room trying to take off my makeup, must you bitch and moan and shed tears because you didn't make what you think is enough money? Yeah, I know it sucks to walk out of a club with $100, but it happens...and more than likely, you didn't work very hard for that $100 because it obviously was not a busy night. So you sit around for most of the night bullshitting, drinking free drinks and occasionally dancing, I mean really, I would hardly call that a demanding job. And if you made shitty money, then probably so did a lot of your coworkers, so why bring down the mood of an already dissatisfying night.

    And then there are the girls that get wasted and cause drama. Ugh. While most people do not get intoxicated while they work, you have the option. That does not make it acceptable to get totally fucking obliterated and become a beligerent jerk. And you know what else, its making you fat. So put down the fucking vodka, pick up a red bull or a diet coke and go about your business.

    While i made less than $200---there have been many occassions where i have had to work a lot harder for the same amount of money. So please, I am only nice to you because I am a nice person. But I have zero respect for you...like most people that are forced to bear witness to your scenes.

    Oh, and sew up that hole in your pocket that all your money flows out of and you won't walk into the club with the stench of desperation. Better yet, unroll that dollar bill you keep sticking up your nose and deposit it in your bank account towards your rent that is past due.

    Sorry, long night...I can deal with all the propositions and annoying customers, that's my job. But bitter coworkers that make good money annoy the living shit out of me. And i am not holier than thou, I have partied all over the place, but I got my act together...and never, ever did I let it show at work! Ugh!

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    They... CRY?! Hehe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnie
    Why do strippers have to act so fucking spoiled?

    As I stand there in the dressing room trying to take off my makeup, must you bitch and moan and shed tears because you didn't make what you think is enough money? Yeah, I know it sucks to walk out of a club with $100, but it happens...and more than likely, you didn't work very hard for that $100 because it obviously was not a busy night. So you sit around for most of the night bullshitting, drinking free drinks and occasionally dancing, I mean really, I would hardly call that a demanding job. And if you made shitty money, then probably so did a lot of your coworkers, so why bring down the mood of an already dissatisfying night.

    Thank you! I wonder if they'd slit their wrists if they had a 9 to 5 job and made $100 a week. LOL.... sheez!
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    ...i'm seeing a broadway play in all this stripper dressing room drama.
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    I am LMAO at that post!! I especially like the 'unroll that dollar bill you snort your coke with and deposit it in the bank for your past due rent' part.

    As I've said time and again, it really is unfortunate the way the business is going. Anyone with a snatch can be a stripper these days, and it really does bring the business down

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    Hahaha! There probley all crying cause there so depressed comming down from the coke! =p....

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    Heh this post cracked me up. My fav waterworks display:

    "OMG there are so many fucking girls and my rent was due last week what the fuck am i supposed to do." and in the same sentence "OoOOHh check out these hot jeans I got from banana republic today, I got the whole outfit for 250 bucks!" Err....clothes vs rent. Good choice moron
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    we have one dancer who bitches because she was only in champagne (vip) for half the shift instead of the entire duration of it.

    i can't imagine getting to that status...

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    i have to admit, i cried for a minute tonight. that was a first. but when every fucking guy is tipping you $2 for dances (we have no set dance price) and trying to feel you up and whistling at you like a fucking dog to get your attention and getting angry when you won't give them another fucking dance for another fucking $2, well, tonight it got overwhelming.

    i would imagine that most of the time the girls are being overly dramatic or irrational, but sometimes, dammit! you just can't take anymore of the bullshit...

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    you didn't work very hard for that $100 because it obviously was not a busy night.
    I think I work harder for the money on my bad nights than I do on my good nights, because it just takes so much more out of me to be there all night for $100!

    If I leave with $800, I don't care if my feet hurt. But $100 and sore feet to boot is killer.

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    OK..I have to admit, I've done the stripper-dressing-room bitch once or twice. Mostly as someone else said..not just because the money was crap, but because the guys were treating me(or all of us in some cases) like shit. The days when guys stare at you on stage whistling and hollering...but NOT tipping at ALL. The days when guys treat you like a whore...like you arent worth their money unless you are sucking their dick....the days when EVERY guy seems to look at you like you are a big fat piece of shit(real or imagined)..the days where guys actually TELL you that you are fat and ugly.....yeah ..I've gotten them all. Most of the time I can deal..but it gets to me sometimes.

    LOVE the oh-so-glamorous life of an exotic dancer!!

    But I agree that there are always those few girls in every club that bitch EVERY night. That you see getting drunker and drunker every night and you just want to slap them and tell them that if they stayed SOBER for ONE night they might make more money!!
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