Results 1 to 10 of 10

Thread: Something that made me laugh...

  1. #1
    God/dess PookaShell's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2006
    Location
    The middle of a field in the south texas countryside...
    Posts
    4,186
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 13 Times in 8 Posts

    Smiley Something that made me laugh...

    Okay, so it was kind of a slow kick off to a Friday night a couple nights ago, and the owner, who is a fat, rich, screaming bastard, was getting pissed off because it wasn't as hopping as it usually was. So we (we being the waitresses) weren't surprised to hear the DJ announce "All waitresses report to the Liquor Room, immediately" because the owner loves to yell and we are an easy target. So he's screaming all kinds of profanities about how we are the most boring staff he's ever seen in his life, how he could go shit in the middle of the floor and it would be more lively, how we looked like we had never fucked in our lives and that if we didn't get our bitchy attitudes out there and force ourselves to look like we were having fun then blah blah blah, but what made me laugh was he finishes up with a round of "MY DOGS ASSHOLE LOOKS HAPPIER THAN YOU SORRY BUNCH OF BITCHES" Adds a few more choice lines, then turns around leaving his waitstaff to trail behind him with heads bowed in shame and a low morale from our fresh lashings when one of the waitresses waits the perfect amount of time and then goes "what kind of dog you got?"

    I don't know why but this just had to be the funniest thing I heard all night.

    And later, after there was a huge gang fight that resulted in waitresses and dancers all huddled under the tables in the champagne room while two different gangs had knives pulled on our managers and bouncers and guns being fired at each other....for some reason, probably having to do with Patron...I just kept thinking under that table...."what kind of dog you got?"

  2. #2
    Veteran Member
    Joined
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    606
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default Re: Something that made me laugh...

    I think....that I would probably find a new place to work.... :| ......seriously.

  3. #3
    Cally
    Guest

    Default Re: Something that made me laugh...

    Oh god please find a new club before you end up dead. As for the manager... he needs to go fuck himself. I dont know why your putting yourself through that BS. First he wants you to serve undersage kids... and then he goes off like this. Fuck that shit.

  4. #4
    God/dess GoldCoastGirl's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2002
    Location
    ...hehehe... email me to ask me where i am ! (i dare you!)
    Posts
    11,486
    Thanks
    42
    Thanked 127 Times in 51 Posts

    Default Re: Something that made me laugh...

    The gang fight WITHIN the club would make me leave in a milli-second! Get the hell out of there!!!! No "job" is worth that crap. That's verbal abuse by the boss. I don't find verbal abuse funny even if that waitress had a good come-back line. He's a power-tripper. No f-ing wonder there were no people.... gang-fights?!?!


    enter: E3167322D9 for your 10% discount

  5. #5
    Veteran Member
    Joined
    May 2006
    Location
    Indianapolis
    Posts
    666
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Something that made me laugh...

    Oh, that would make me start cracking up!!! Did he answer what kind of dog he had??

    Butt seriously, you need to get the hell out of that club! I have never worked in a club where we are spoken to like that. Or even the violence. You could end up DEAD! If that is you on your avater, you are beautiful! You could do very well as a dancer.

  6. #6
    Veteran Member
    Joined
    May 2006
    Location
    Indianapolis
    Posts
    666
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Something that made me laugh...

    Jesus, I spelled Butt instead of but...lol

  7. #7
    madmaxine
    Guest

    Default Re: Something that made me laugh...

    Of course a dog's butt looks happy. There's a wagging tail above it.

    Please find another club! Aaaaaaaah. Crips and Bloods are generally bad tippers anyway...

    (I keep on imagining the waitress' voice & laughing. I bet she was Mexican...they have a problem with smartass-ness.....)

  8. #8
    mermaidnz
    Guest

    Default Re: Something that made me laugh...

    omg! you HAVE to find a better club, surely....it doesnt sounds safe at all.

  9. #9
    God/dess Bella21's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2003
    Location
    SoCal
    Posts
    7,772
    Thanks
    2
    Thanked 40 Times in 35 Posts

    Default Re: Something that made me laugh...

    I dunno, whenever I see a dog's butt, I never think it looks boring... But otherwise, you shouldn't put up with that douchepie.

    PS: Did you bust up right away or were you able to hold it in?
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

  10. #10
    God/dess PookaShell's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2006
    Location
    The middle of a field in the south texas countryside...
    Posts
    4,186
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 13 Times in 8 Posts

    Default Re: Something that made me laugh...

    Haha, I cracked up right then. I couldn't hold it back. Yes that is me on my avatar, and thank you very much for the compliment! I appreciate it. I do want to be a dancer, in fact. Oh don't worry, after that night I'm not going back there EVER again. SO not worth it. Oh, and it was a little asian girl that said it, to help your image Maxine.

Similar Threads

  1. This Youtube video about MFC made me laugh
    By Diamond Dust in forum Camming Connection
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 07-09-2011, 04:36 PM
  2. This song made me laugh . . .
    By Shy_Guy in forum Music Mix
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 09-16-2009, 06:26 PM
  3. True or faulse, who knows - made me laugh though!
    By MsQwerty in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 04-13-2008, 12:02 PM
  4. Goodbye Horses.....this made me laugh!
    By Glamgirl in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 01-22-2007, 11:42 PM
  5. Replies: 15
    Last Post: 04-25-2005, 09:31 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •