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    Pity, I still don't have full ownership of my cock

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    Ive been soo damn horny all day. Its so fucking frustrating...no one to come home and blow or fuck.

    Be vewry vewry quiet I'm cockhunting too...I'm searching for a big one
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
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    I'm in texas... and I have sixteen cocks we can share. Two are strap on, three are double ended, one is glass, and eight of them vibrate. I'd be more than happy to come help you out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherry_sin
    I'm in texas... and I have sixteen cocks we can share. Two are strap on, three are double ended, one is glass, and eight of them vibrate. I'd be more than happy to come help you out.
    Dang, for a second there, I was thinking that you were a tentacle monster from a Japanese anime porn.

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    :cracks up: No... and as far as the anime porn goes, I prefer more realism - I do have the entire "My Fair Masseuse" collection. That's what I get for spending eight years in Japan. LOL

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    Why oh why am I having flashbacks to F3
    One more cup of coffee for the road,
    One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
    To the valley below....

    Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
    A Blogging?

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    I GOT SOME COCK!!!!!!!! I GOT SOME COCK!!!!!!!!!! However, getting cock has only made my loins burn hotter! I NEED MORE COCK!!!!!! I NEED COCK SEVERAL TIMES A DAY!!!!!!!!!

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    I thought you had a bf??

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    um I'll take numbers one, two and six of those little penises krazy jane typed out. I know three and four technically count, but sometimes bad cock is worse than no cock at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fancygirl
    um I'll take numbers one, two and six of those little penises krazy jane typed out. I know three and four technically count, but sometimes bad cock is worse than no cock at all.
    No, it illustrates a cock going in and out of a pussy. Pussy = (('))

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    hehe i was thinkin the exact same thing and then i saw this thread! well its been 6 long weeks for me
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    *stumbles across thread*
    *brain melts from effects of Improbability Bomb*
    *passes out*
    I've been nice. I've been patient. One thing I won't be is taken advantage of indefinitely. Every gain has its price. Time for you to pay up.

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    coin operated boy
    sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
    but i turn him on and he comes to life
    automatic joy
    that is why i want a coin operated boy

    made of plastic and elastic
    he is rugged and long-lasting
    who could ever ever ask for more
    love without complications galore
    many shapes and weights to choose from
    i will never leave my bedroom
    i will never cry at night again
    wrap my arms around him and pretend....



    "Life is not about the number of breaths you take.
    It's about those moments which leave you breathless."

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