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    So tonight I had to pick up my mom at her friend's house and as we're walking to the door of my house, my friend(our neighbor) was outside talking on the phone with this guy doing these funny moans. He was telling this guy,"Ooo-oooh baby-ooooooo!!". Right in front of my mom!! hahaha. I was so embarrassed bc my mom is this very conservative lady, and there she was hearing my friend groan these funny moans over the phone to some dude he prob. just met over those 800# hotlines, lol. The look on her face was priceless. But I wanted to kill him for doing that right in front of my mom's face. She's like, "Is he purring like a cat?". ***I wanted to die laughing right there*** I'm like, "Huh, I don't hear anything." "You're probably tired and hearing stuff, lets go home woman."

    It was like getting caught by a relative watching porn. I think.

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    bwa-ha-ha. as uncomfortable as that is, as long as you're not the offending party (and thus have to face the consequences if she puts two and two together), I'd think that's absolutely hilarious.

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    Reminds me of the time my mother asked me to explain what Eat Carpet meant....

    There was a TV show here of short films called Eat Carpet, it was on, she did not get it.... so well now she knows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fancygirl
    bwa-ha-ha. as uncomfortable as that is, as long as you're not the offending party (and thus have to face the consequences if she puts two and two together), I'd think that's absolutely hilarious.
    Yes, it was. lol. But very akward.

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    but was HE joking? Why the hell was he doing that in front of your mom!?

    Comedy Gold if he was serious.

    I was on the phone with some chick and she was thinking "I'll embarass him by talking sexy to him in front of the people he's with." So I took the challenged, and took it up a notch, and she got all embarassed, and yea when I noticed I had the undivided attention of all the people I was in front of I pulled the phone away from my ear, pointed at it and said "He is soooooo sexy" amd everyone laughed.... I'm sure some may have thought I was serious.
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    Mast, he was dead serious. No joke. lol.


    Oh, and hilarious.

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