Results 1 to 11 of 11

Thread: The 5$ hooker

  1. #1
    Veteran Member kelly514's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Montreal, Canada
    Posts
    328
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    My Mood
    Cool

    The 5$ hooker

    Ok I thought Article here was funny... let me know what you think.

  2. #2
    Glamazon
    Guest

    Default Re: The 5$ hooker

    Too funny! That's like someone calling the cops to report that someone broke into their house and stole their drugs...

  3. #3
    Featured Member tootsie's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2005
    Location
    on my couch
    Posts
    1,305
    Thanks
    26
    Thanked 38 Times in 19 Posts

    Default Re: The 5$ hooker

    5 bucks?!?!? did i miss something?!

  4. #4
    God/dess Emily's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Las Vegas
    Posts
    11,302
    Thanks
    4
    Thanked 143 Times in 72 Posts

    Default Re: The 5$ hooker

    In a strip club it would have cost him several hundred to not get sex he thought he was going to get.

    Cheap lesson!

  5. #5
    PhillyDancer1982
    Guest

    Default Re: The 5$ hooker

    That is the type of guy who I would never want to run into at a strip club. He expects to pay $5 and get sex???

    Sometimes when I'd work at clubs(this occured moreso at Wizzards, but has potential to occur at almost any strip club), there would be some shady "cheap bastard" guys who would ask me to do favors. For example, say I approach a guy and ask him if he'd like a couch dance; guy says "Only if I can touch your pussy and/or you suck my dick back in the couch room." I wouldn't ever do that, but unfortunately there's probably at least a few girls gross enough to do that kinda shit for a fuckin $20! Sometimes when I'd circle the inside or outside of the bar for tips, there'd also be guys that would refuse to tip me a single dollar because they weren't able to touch me in certain places or get "high mileage" from paying that dollar. But to expect sex for $5? I think that's hit an all-time low!

    If that guy entered a strip club, most likely he would just sit around, stare at the naked dancers, and not tip a single girl because he wouldn't feel the dollar is worth it unless he could get some sexual favors. I'm glad that guy doesn't live around my town!

  6. #6
    Featured Member Hello_Kitty27's Avatar
    Joined
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    1,818
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: The 5$ hooker

    OMG - for a minute here, I thought you were someone I could know from work. Last night, the security guard at my company had sex with a $5 crack whore (literally) in our guard shack! We have guards and 24-hr camera surveillance so he got caught and fired, but when I saw your thread I thought it was quite a coincidence!

    So yes, there are in fact women that will have full-on sex for $5. She even blew him. Then had sex.






    (just click to donate FREE food to those in need...REALLY!)

  7. #7
    Veteran Member kelly514's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Montreal, Canada
    Posts
    328
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    My Mood
    Cool

    Default Re: The 5$ hooker

    Quote Originally Posted by Hello_Kitty27
    OMG - for a minute here, I thought you were someone I could know from work. Last night, the security guard at my company had sex with a $5 crack whore (literally) in our guard shack! We have guards and 24-hr camera surveillance so he got caught and fired, but when I saw your thread I thought it was quite a coincidence!

    So yes, there are in fact women that will have full-on sex for $5. She even blew him. Then had sex.

    Hello_Kitty27... I am definately NOT someone you could know from work lol... and yeah, it is quite a coincidence lmao

  8. #8
    Featured Member Hello_Kitty27's Avatar
    Joined
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    1,818
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: The 5$ hooker

    Yeah - today was a riot at work, with everyone wanting to see the video from when this transpired. That was some funny sh*t. You can see clear as day that he handed her $5. That's just sad and funny all at the same time.






    (just click to donate FREE food to those in need...REALLY!)

  9. #9
    God/dess sxybrat07's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2006
    Location
    in yer bum
    Posts
    3,827
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 12 Times in 11 Posts

    Default Re: The 5$ hooker

    Hahaha dumb fucks. Love it.
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

  10. #10
    Featured Member xbloodydewdropx's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2005
    Location
    New England
    Posts
    967
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 12 Times in 5 Posts

    Default Re: The 5$ hooker

    This is insane. Once when I lived in FL, I was walking along the beach, and a man came up to me and said, "I give you $30, we go fucky." I was wearing a friggin sundress, nothing that screamed "streetwalker," and the only thing I think that could have confused him was my heavy goth makeup (obviously no one ever explained the concepts of "subcultures" and "self-expression" to him). I was shocked for a second and then laughed because it was so friggin ridiculous. Then told him to get the hell away from me before i screamed or kicked him. Some people just have no clue, period.

  11. #11
    God/dess Casual Observer's Avatar
    Joined
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Boston MA
    Posts
    5,670
    Thanks
    35
    Thanked 144 Times in 74 Posts

    Default Re: The 5$ hooker

    $5? What the hell kind of sex could you possibly get for $5?

    Here's to hoping this guy doesn't have offspring...
    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

    William F. Buckley, Jr.

Similar Threads

  1. hooker rant
    By dollyrocker in forum Stripping (was Stripping General)
    Replies: 37
    Last Post: 05-07-2007, 08:09 AM
  2. How to pay a hooker
    By Deogol in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 06-17-2006, 02:58 AM
  3. Of COURSE I'm a cheap hooker!
    By Lysondra in forum Stripping (was Stripping General)
    Replies: 105
    Last Post: 11-10-2005, 07:03 AM
  4. Calling A Hooker
    By lethalsoul in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 07-16-2005, 11:25 PM
  5. Vegas hooker
    By lethalsoul in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 14
    Last Post: 03-23-2005, 05:49 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •