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    Sheeeeeeeesh. Y'all know that the great tragedy of my life is that I no longer live in Australia, and that I love the country and I love Aussies and Brits. But I have no idea how you girls dancing in Australia and the UK make any damn money at all, especially the Aussies. In my experience, EVERY SINGLE ONE has to be pestered for a single 2-for-1 lapdance and then spends the whole one bitching and whinging about what torture it is that I'm turning him on and not fucking him.

    Every time I get British and Aussie customers in my club, they do nothing but waste my time for little (if any) money and pester me for sex and OTC dates. Is it just because they're on holiday in Los Angeles, or are they like this at home too??

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    I had an Aussie this week who was buying dances from me...each time I asked him, he said, "I don't see why not!"

    Sorry to hear about your bad experience!

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    Huh. I found Australians to be such terrific people in Australia, and they do tend to be friendly and interesting in the club. But when it comes time to get a dance or spend any money... yeesh. I've never had anyone but Australians and Brits spend a whole lapdance moaning about what torture it is, but every Aussie and most of the Brits I've danced for have acted like that if they bought a dance at all. Grrrr.

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    They're not like that at home. But here, strippers are fifty five for fifteen minutes australian. You're forty for three minutes US.


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    Well, that makes sense.

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    I had one aussie custy pay for over an hour, which is RARE where I'm at. But the whole time he was like "why can't I lick you? why are you Canadians so conservative?". And I laughed.

    As for British guys, uhm, yeah for the most part they haven't been big spenders for me. But you can usually tell that about them right away, which I think is a good thing. They won't waste your time like some. However, I haven't been called fat very often at work, and one of the times I was, it was by a Brit. There is a downside to 'directness'.

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    The "usual" cost of a private lap dance is $50 AUD for 3 songs (approx) in the majority of strip clubs here in Australia. Believe it or not, we can still make money. Also, remember, brothels are common place in most towns/cities in Australia so they can get more for their money here if they wanted.

    BTW, ask where they are from in Australia. Why? Different laws etc depending on where they are within Australia. South East Queensland allows touching. Only a few strip clubs in Melbourne allow touching. Unless the "strip club" is a front for a brothel, there is no touching in Canberra and Sydney. Adelaide no touching however the dances are high contact and/or grinding may be involved. Darwin.. one club is strict no touching air dance when nude and the other is no touching contact when nude. Perth.. well.. I can't comment.


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    I had pretty good experiences for the most part.

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    I only danced for one Brit, who was so adoreable, he complimented my pubic hair grooming (talk about stiff upper lip!) On the Fourth of July I had a beery blabfest with two British Merchant Marines who were "trapped" on the US Naval base due to the holiday (yeah, we all laughed about that.) I didn't even hustle them, we all got drunk & had a good time. So yeah, Ozzies & Brits might be tight but they're a lot of fun.

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    Well of course we get it too here, but I think every stripper in the world has shitty customers like that regardless of where people are from. I think it works both ways probably. Brits have always been known to be obnoxious bastards when abroad (and I am British so dont think Im having a dig, lol!) and the Aussies, well I dont know what it is. I must say though that we do get our fair share of Americans who behave in a simular way and / or complain that they have to tip more than $1 for a table dance here. I think people often act inapropriatly when abroad, probably because they think they can get away with it...

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    Brits are usually pretty good with me...but it may be because I'm familiar with England, and can usually blab about their hometown. Contact in England is pretty low, I don't know why they'd be bitching about a lapdance??

    Aussies I have little-to-no experience with.

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    Weird. I have always had good experience with Aussie and Brit custies. Especially Brits. We get on fabulously because of the mutual sarcasm and such, and Brit guys have almost always spent tons on me. Like some of my highest spenders ever. They usually are so excited to be able to get a real lapdance they go a little nuts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    Sheeeeeeeesh. Y'all know that the great tragedy of my life is that I no longer live in Australia, and that I love the country and I love Aussies and Brits. But I have no idea how you girls dancing in Australia and the UK make any damn money at all, especially the Aussies. In my experience, EVERY SINGLE ONE has to be pestered for a single 2-for-1 lapdance and then spends the whole one bitching and whinging about what torture it is that I'm turning him on and not fucking him.

    Every time I get British and Aussie customers in my club, they do nothing but waste my time for little (if any) money and pester me for sex and OTC dates. Is it just because they're on holiday in Los Angeles, or are they like this at home too??
    Yeah, I get a lot of them, especially in Sydney, they want to date/marry me, I tell them to have a show instead, I tell them it's cheaper. The ones who want sex I won't even speak to. Kiwis are good though. Most of my money comes from the bigger spenders and the out of town guys. Funny enough though a lot of American guys make arses of themselves so it could be the away from home thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by keira
    Funny enough though a lot of American guys make arses of themselves so it could be the away from home thing.
    Nah, they do it here too. I think it's mainly because of the way the US clubs have become in recent years - they pretty much let guys get away with anything in most places, so they think they can get away with same shit everywhere. That, and the simple fact it's human nature to try and get away with more when you're away from home and feel there's less consequence

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    i love the english! i mean, 80% of the guys who come into the club are cheap, but i find that many british men are willing and prepared to spend good money on a hot girl! not only is the pound worth a hell of a lot more than the dollar (i remind them of what a great bargain theyre getting with current exchange rates as they are -- tee hee, works sometimes!) AND i think dances in the UK are a lot less contact than they are here in CA. i find their humor adorable and most europeans have such low expectations for the worldlyness of americans that they are often easily impressed if i throw in a few comments displaying my knowledge of things outside the U.S.A. bubble.

    Scots and Irish men too i find to be usually profitable. drunker, yes, and a lot shyer when asking for dances. can get pretty wild when intoxicated but not too hard to drag into vip.

    Ah, australians! so cheap!!! but crazy fun. sometimes can be coerced into buying a dance or two, and always good for a laugh. watch how shocked they get when you explain to them that you have to pay the club to dance, and you have NO healthcare in this country and you need to earn money to pay to support your fatherless child! they find the US' social neglect of their citizens very appalling. sometimes it actually gets me a tip on my full one-way contact $20 dance. i always keep my sense of humor with these guys, and make sure to be prepared to dish it back.

    i wish there was more of an international crowd at my club, sigh.

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    ...watch how shocked [the Aussies] get when you explain to them that you have to pay the club to dance, ... Just wanted to comment that then they either are purposely playing dumb or have never ever visited one strip club in their own country. That's how it works for us here as well. We definately have to play the club I do not know of any club anywhere where you will be able to work and not have to pay them in some way.........


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    Another factor of relevance is that here in Oz you can buy sex legally and easily just about anywhere. Prices start pretty low, so when you look at the AU-U.S exchange rate, the cost of a few lapdances is going to be very steep by Australian standards.

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    Some are like this at home, some not. From what I read on this board, it's similar the world over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldCoastGirl
    The "usual" cost of a private lap dance is $50 AUD for 3 songs (approx) in the majority of strip clubs here in Australia. Believe it or not, we can still make money. Also, remember, brothels are common place in most towns/cities in Australia so they can get more for their money here if they wanted.

    BTW, ask where they are from in Australia. Why? Different laws etc depending on where they are within Australia. South East Queensland allows touching. Only a few strip clubs in Melbourne allow touching. Unless the "strip club" is a front for a brothel, there is no touching in Canberra and Sydney. Adelaide no touching however the dances are high contact and/or grinding may be involved. Darwin.. one club is strict no touching air dance when nude and the other is no touching contact when nude. Perth.. well.. I can't comment.
    Perth is no-touching.

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