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    Better pay and conditions

    I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:



    I do physical labor.

    I work at great depths.

    I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

    I do not get weekends or holidays off.

    I work in a damp environment.

    I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

    I work in high temperatures.

    My work exposes me to contagious diseases.



    Sincerely,

    The Penis







    Dear Penis,



    After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have

    raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:



    You do not work eight hours straight.

    You fall asleep after brief work periods.

    You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

    You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other

    locations.

    You do not take initiative.

    You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

    You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

    You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the

    correct protective clothing.

    You will retire well before you are 65.

    You are unable to work double shifts.

    You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed

    the assigned task.

    And if that were not enough, you are constantly seen entering and exiting

    the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

    Sincerely,

    The Management Team

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    My friend forwarded this to me before, too funny

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    ::giggles::

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    Heehee. I'd fire him just for constantly vomiting on the job. Who needs that??

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    And here in this link they take it a few steps further:

    http://www.utterpants.co.uk/fiction/mrpenis.html
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    To the valley below....

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