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    i'll just get right to it.

    first, my heel broke in half within the first 10 seconds of my first stage set. probably since i was running to the stage after being yelled at by the dj for not reading his mind about a change in the line up. not only do i have to dance my set basically on one foot - i also have to dance to music that i cannot stand. i have a whole folder of at least 150 songs. but the dj apparently couldn't find something he liked in there. or in any related genre in the general folder. itwas like he thought, "hmm, what could i make her dance to that is the polar fucking opposite of anything she might actually like?" somehow he manages to be considerate of the other 2 girls who like stuff other than the typical top 40. and i have been nothing but nice to him. always polite. always tip well. what the hell??

    then, while i was doing a 2 girl show on stage some wasted idiot decides to open the gate on the tip rail and just come on in. did any bouncers notice this? no. did any bouncers escort the man off the stage and out the fucking door? no. the girl i was dancing with had to lead him out the gate. did any bouncers then kick him out? no.

    after doing the 2 girl show on the stage we went around to do 2 girl table dances at $20 a dance (so each girl gets $10). one guy was all about it until we told him the price. he couldn't believe it was so expensive. so i said, "you realize that at most clubs you can't even get a one girl dance for $20." cheap bastard. then there were the 15 other guys who said no and then circled like vultures watching us dance for paying customers. yet another reason why we need private rooms.

    so while we're doing our 2 girl shows, this asshole in a day glow green shirt is following us around and yelling shit like, "come on, you can do better!" and "what? that's it?" no, the bouncers do not do anything about it. a short while later i am walking past him and he makes eye contact, smirks and then sticks his foot out in front of me, so i trip. (and luckily catch myself on a table). i tell a bouncer. he doesn't kick the guy out.

    about a half an hour later the guy tries to sit on the tip rail and falls, backwards, onto the stage. he lies there for about 5 minutes before some fucking bouncer Finally notices and, amazingly, shows him the door.

    then i go up on stage again, almost eat shit because the bottoms of the shoes i've been lucky enough to able to borrow are a Lot stickier than mine. at the beginning of my second song the manager comes up to me and says "hey, so and so just got new boobs and needs to know if the scars show on stage so she's going to get up there right now and i'll check." the girl doesn't just get on stage, flash her boobs and leave (which would have been irritating in itself because, what the fuck - the lights work after the customers leave and the girls stop dancing too, you know). but no, she flashes her boobs. then runs to the other corner and flahses them again. then runs to middle and flahses them. then starts collecting tips during my fucking set. then gets back on stage and flashes some more. i didn't get a single tip.

    i have tipped out every single shift i've worked at this club. nobody got a dollar from me tonight.

    i am so ready to sell all my shit, drive back to l.a. and live in my truck until i can afford a place to live. this is getting ridiculous.
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    I'm glad you didn't tip anyone out! The whole time I was reading your post, I kept thinking "Please tell me you didn't tip them!" They actually expect a tip when they're not even doing their job?! Oh and that part where the girl got on your stage and took YOUR tips, FUCK! I don't know what I would've done in that situation...I'd probably just walk off the stage.
    I had a drunk guy get on my stage Wedsneday night and dance beside me. I looked around for the bouncer and he was nowhere!! They're never there when you actually need them. I had to tell the drunk bastard to get the fuck off my stage, THEN the bouncer told him he couldn't get on the stage. I should've kicked him in the balls.

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    heh. yeah, you should have. if anyone ever tries tripping me again they're getting an uncomfortable visit from my stilleto. that was just too damn rude.

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    Good-fucking-lord! That sounds like a seriously sucky night! That dude tripping you and the bitch flashing her tits on YOUR show top the list, for sure.
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    Chiming in to say I'm glad you didn't give them a cent! Did you actually manage to get through the shift without blowing up at anybody? What restraint!

    Posts like this really make me appreciate our bouncers. Just Friday night I had a guy booted - at the end of my last set of the night, I'm waiting for the next dancer to get up there, so I decided that I'd dance a little for one last guy who's holding a dollar at the back of the stage instead of just standing there like a tool. I do my thing, then pull my g-string aside for his dollar. He puts it in, and then basically pinches my labia. I was stunned for a second, then told him, "Dude, you CANNOT do that. I can have your ass thrown out for that. In fact . . . " I then turned and walked immediately over to the bouncer, who took great pleasure in tossing him. Of course, my nickname for the (mercifully short) remainder of the evening became "Pinchy".

    Our bouncers seem to really take affronts to the dancers very personally, and that is very much appreciated. What is going through the minds of bouncers like georgia's, I just don't know. Are they screwing around, or spacing out, or drinking, or what?
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    i did yell at the guy who tried to trip me. i've never yelled at anyone at work before. but, before i even knew it, i was yelling "what the fuck is wrong with you? did you seriously just try to trip a girl wearing 7" stillettos? you've been rude all night! if you're not going to be nice to the girls you need to leave!" and then i went and got the bouncer.

    and the bouncers are usually drinking.

    i used to think my club took care of the girls. but that was before i had any real problems. i've always been a girl who doesn't cause any drama, shows up on time or early, never misses a shift, comes in when they call at the last minute and are short on dancers, always tips out. but instead of appreciation i'm getting scheduled for shitty shifts, bad music and no back up when i need it. plus i'm being humiliated during my own stage sets.

    and, on top of it all, the owner has no shame in feeling me up whenever he's around but doesn't have the balls to demand a minimum tip from customers for dances. so not a shift goes by where i don't get a fucking $1 tip for a dance. it's getting to be too much...
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    WTF!! this post makes me sick! good job for not tippin out! they don't deserve shit. So they don't have a bouncer stationed at the stage?? what are these losers doin while your on stage! WTF.. definatly time to switch clubs!!! grr.. im angry FOR you. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by georgiapeach
    and the bouncers are usually drinking.
    Bouncers drinking on duty is reason enough to be fired in my book. Back in my days as a bouncer I never dared drink on shift, my job required I be sharp and alert not goofy assed drunk.
    Sorry ya had to deal with the bullshit.

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    OH my gosh, Georgia. I don't think I could have handled all that in one night. I would have had to kick some ass. Good you didn't tip them, I hope they noticed the difference since you said you usually tip them well.

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    i would get out of there as soon as possible if ur boucers r not even paying attention to what is going on

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    Holy shit girl!! You have a truckload more patience than I do. I would've walked out telling them all exactly where to stick it LONG before the end of that night. I am glad you didn't tip the fuckers - they should've paid YOU to put up with that shit

    I would definitely look for another club because clearly this one sucks ass!!

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    Yeah, that place sucks majorly. Our bouncers arent the greatest, but they will always have your back if needed. I've never seen a bouncer or any other staff drink while working, and that would be a prompt "you're fucking fired" at my club. Even the bartenders cannot drink. It sucks that this happened to you, and I hope things get better, or you find a club that at least pretends to care.
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    Well now that I know the Where in this... jeez. That (well at least when I was around) was the top club to be at. I really wish I had a clue where you could go that was better. Man this is heartbreaking.
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