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    Great Joke

    I heard a funny joke last night...

    Q. What does a stripper do to her asshole before going to work?

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    A. She drops him off at band practice.

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    Hahahahaha
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    that's great.

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    LOL! Yek, you're funny!

    Here's an oldie but goodie:

    Q: What do strippers and condoms have in common?
    A: always in your wallet, never on your dick.

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    That's awesome, Mia!

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    lol yek...............and mia urs is funny too lol

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    Lol, somehow I knew "asshole" meant "boyfriend" before I even scrolled down! I wonder why that is...
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    There's a similar one that has been mentioned before.

    -"What's the difference between aspirin and a dancer's boyfriend?"

    -"Aspirin works".
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    LOL! Yek, you're funny!

    Here's an oldie but goodie:

    Q: What do strippers and condoms have in common?
    A: always in your wallet, never on your dick.
    I love that one!

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    This one has nothing to do with strippers but i read it in Playboy and I love cheesy jokes.

    Q. Why did Elton John file for divorce from his husband?
    A. Cuz he found out he was having sex behind his back.

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    Omg all these jokes had me laughing really hard!

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    Keep 'em coming!lmao!
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    ROTFLMAO!!!! Oh, priceless! I enjoy good stripper jokes!

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    Title: A Solution for Air Travel

    Federal Aviation Agency
    800 Independence Avenue S.W.
    Washington D.C. 20591

    Dear Sirs:

    I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet.

    Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.

    Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.

    We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales .

    Now why didn't Congress think of this?

    Sincerely,

    Bill Clinton


    I LOVE THIS ONE!!

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    These are awesome .....and the last one has a point!

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    Anyone have anymore???
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    Okay... 2 jokes for you:

    Q: What's the difference between a Canadian & a Canoe?
    A: A Canoe will tip.

    Q:What do you call a dancer's ex-boyfriend?
    A: Homeless.
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    Another one:

    Q: Did you know that they came out wiith something better than Viagra?
    A: MYDIXADRYL (Write the answer down on a piece of paper & give it to them). It's pronounced 'my dick's a drill'.
    Last edited by DeeJayOz; 10-05-2006 at 04:56 PM. Reason: Beekuz eye kant speel.
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    Yeah, and the generic name for Viagra is mycoxafloppin.

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    Danny works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

    The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Danny! How ya doin?"

    His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

    "Oh no," says Danny. "He's on my bowling team."

    When they are seated, a waitress asks Danny if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know that you drink Budweiser."

    "No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them."

    A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Danny. "Hi Danny," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"

    Danny's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Danny follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him.

    The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Danny!"

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    Oh, and.....

    Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a smart blonde, and a stripper are walking down the street when they spot a $100 on the ground. Who gets it?
    Nobody. The first four don't exist and the stripper thought it was a gum wrapper.

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    Blahahahahahahhahaaahaha.......breath....Ahahahahh ahahahhahahh!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rozz
    Oh, and.....

    Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a smart blonde, and a stripper are walking down the street when they spot a $100 on the ground. Who gets it?
    Nobody. The first four don't exist and the stripper thought it was a gum wrapper.

    I Love It!

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