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    Angry Mr. Nasty!

    I worked a quiet Monday night and did my last dance of the night when suddenly he shoved me off his lap, reached in his shorts and pulled it out, (silk shorts/no underwear) and jizzed on the wall!!!!! Oh, Lord, that was the nastiest, funniest, freakiest sh*t I've ever seen!!! So Mr. Nasty keeps on strokin' and says,"It's pretty big huh? Can I get that number?" . I laughed!!! I told the bouncer and he waited for Mr. Nasty to come out of the bathroom and FORCED him to clean it off the wall with a tissue in front of the rest of the guys at the club........NASTY.

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    That's disgusting! At least he didn't get it on you, though. That is fucking revolting. Good for the bouncer for making him clean it up. Ha ha! I bet he doesn't do that again. I would've had the DJ humiliate him, too.

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    omg! that is horrible!

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    so did you give him your number?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    so did you give him your number?
    LMAO!

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    LOL!!! I talked to another dancing friend and she said he was probably trying to impress me with his impressive equipment! He was only about 21-22. Even the Russian girls who I had to translate the story to gave the 'EW' sound! I guess Nasty knows no bounds.

    You are soooo right! THANK GOD he didn't get it on me. I'd still be in the shower this afternoon!

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    Ewww... thats nasty... I'd have made the Dj call him mr.jizzy for the rest of the night lmao

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    I cant believe what guys do sometimes. WTH goes through their head thinking "this is a great idea she'll be impressed at all my jizz on the wall." Thank god he didnt get it on you and that he had to clean up his little sperm army.
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    Oh nasty. Gross gross gross. Guys are idiots. A friend of mine last night (a guy) told me this...

    "if you ever wonder what the hell is wrong with a guy, start pretending he's 5 years old. it will make alot more sense"
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    Ewwww.....He is stupid and really immature, but at least he had the decency to knock you off his lap first.
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's freaking HILARIOUS! I don't know what's better... That a lapdance made him come, that he was planning on coming, that he asked for your number, that the manager made him clean it up... Omg the list goes ON!!!!!!!!
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    OMG girl, are you alright?! Well at least you can laugh about it in a sick and twisted way. Oh, and WTF was he doing in silk shorts being 22yrs old..Umm this is not 1992!!







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    Yeah, that kept me from getting too angry. Then, I could just laugh. This came on the heels of a custy who wanted to grope my boobs and DEBATED with me why he should be allowed. "Well who says I can't touch 'em?" "I say! Do you see anyone else in this room" "Ohhhh, you're so tough!" After all of that Mr. Gropy got 5 dances and tipped $20 for my patience. Go figure. It was a lunatic fringe night!

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    You should have made him tip you a lot of money. And then have it anounced over the speakers.




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    eeewwwwwwwwww

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    Bella, YES I couldn't stay angry because all of it was so funny and bizarre!!! I mean, he's young so I could accept the 'hairtrigger' reaction but jizzin' the WALL instead of holding back? It was like "See my big mess? Don't I look hot now?!"

    Cin! Haaahaahaa! I couldn't wait to get on here and tell you this mess! I'm fine. I didn't hit the floor I had to jump up fast though. He was wearing long basketball shorts without briefs. I've never seen a guy that young come in undressed like an old pervy. Craaazy!

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    Ugh, barf. That totally made me nauseous.

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    You know, after hearing all the horror stories of bouncers not doing their jobs, I'm glad he not only kicked him out, but humiliated him first!

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    Ugh! That's beyond nasty.
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    Wow, that's beyond horrible. I wish the bouncer would have made him clean it up with his own hair!
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    I have a prostitute friend who gets SO PISSED when guys do this shit. I mean, she beats 'em up for it. Why? What if she didn't see it and accidentally touched it with a part of her body that had a sore on it and he had a disease? I mean, it's far fetched but it DOES happen - and she's a clean whore. I'd be pissed.


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    at least he didn't get it on you!!!! nothings worse than that!!!
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    That's nasty, gross! Guys are soooo proud of their splooge, like when you're having sex with a guy or they jerk off and want to come on you they like to watch it come out. I think I would've laughed at the guy when he said "look how big it is" and I would've said, "look how big is what, I don't see anything, oh, you mean that little ole thing". Haha, would've killed his ego and then to top it off, him having to clean it up, should've been with his shirt.

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    That was nasty, I can't believe he had the nerves to so this at the club. did he have thought what if somebody see me.
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    Bouncer shoulda rubbed his face in it

    That's good he made him clean it though. hehe

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