anyone know? i mean, just for curiosity sakes of course *giggle*
ive googled if for ages, and come up with nothing but reviews about thai strippers, id love a how-to style guide.
anyone know? i mean, just for curiosity sakes of course *giggle*
ive googled if for ages, and come up with nothing but reviews about thai strippers, id love a how-to style guide.
haha yea it would b a great party trick!
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I don't know...have you tried? I mean, it might be really easy.
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lmfo. i tried earlier, and had to get someone to help me pull the damn thing back out!! it was hard. i thoguht it was easy too....but once its up there, omg, its hard to get back out. i think the trick might be putting it half way in? i dunno...???
call the Clairemont Lounge in Alanta Ga. and ask to talk to the dancer named "Blondie". She is well trained in using the "ping pong ball force".... maybe she will Obi Wan for ya!!!
its sounds like a painful process....
are we talking about shooting them out your butt?
Kegels and a lot of them? I don't know.
But I'd be careful about stuffing things up your hooch that are difficult to get out...and definitely don't put them up your ass. I've heard too many horror stories from doctor and nurse friends about people who end up in the ER with various things stuck up there.
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omg that would be humiliating!
maybe it has to do with having a lot of air up there, putting the ball in then queefing.
So, does that mean that you'd have to suck the air in your pussy, put the ball in, then push out? OMG, now I want to run across the street to Target and get me some balls!Originally Posted by fancygirl
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umm I did something similar with an ex once... he pretty much had to fish the ball out of me lol... NEVER AGAIN... it was a fun stoner experience tho
Oh God a custy told me about a club he went to in Thailand where a girl on stage was putting live birds in her pussy then spreading her legs and letting them fly out.
Gotta have a gimmick I guess.
There is a feature that does this. She also smokes a cigar with her pussy and shoots water out of it too. I don't remember her name right now, but will look it up.
I wuldn't put a cigar near my kitty, she's way to special! OMG, I'ld love to watch someone else do it though~





You have to make your Kegel muscles stronger- the fastest way to do it is to buy a barbell for your vagina- you'll be able to notice as it gets better. Air helps a little bit...but for something heavier like a ball you'll need muscle control.
While practicing- just put the ball in a condom...it will make it easier to get out.
Oh! How could I forget...ben wa balls are used to tighten muscles also...that should be cheaper than the little barbell.
Man, I can't wait to see what some of those that have responded get in private messages. lol all the lurkers that come onto this site with strange fetishes are now in heaven
but onto pushing them out. I dont know how you'd get force behind it but I suppose that it would be the same bare down n' push as you do in labor since its JUST those muscles. You have to learn how to just use them..and not your entire bottom..or you would be pushing out a lil' more then golf balls.
Although im sure somewhere in some place ... that would make you a ton of money,.
O.K. I would not have searched this thread out, but it was at the top of body business..
Anyway, years ago I saw a photo like in Playboy or Penthouse of old vaudville acts and there were these two guys on stage saluting with one hand and holding a girl's legs apart with the other as she laid on her back. ... and coming out of the vagina was literally a series of ping pong balls.
I bet she could had some definite muscle control... and I don't think I would want the balls after they were used..
An image imprinted in my mind like a car accident... YIKES.
haha i thought this would generate intrest
this has an interesting take on the thai girls performances, personally, birds...cigars? no way! ping pong balls would be a laugh tho, if only i could figure out how to do it.
thanks for the barbell idea, ill get on to finding one of them![]()





uuuuuuuuuggghhh!!Originally Posted by holiday
not only do i think that's unsanitary....wouldn't that be painful too with the beak and claws??!! ouch!!
sounds funny though.![]()
Animal cruelty.Originally Posted by holiday



Live birds? Geez, now I think I have heard of everything. Kegels I assume would help, but even then it would require a lot of force to do something like that. I've never heard of a "kegels barbell" before though, can anyone point me to a link?
Thanks in advance.
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I do it. Done it. Whatever.
It's all kegals. You MUST use kegals and practice them at least 100 times a day. Start with trying to push things out like your vibrator... or other things that have a way to get them out. Don't just go, OH PING PONG! and do it.
Takes a lot of practice. Like, 6 months worth.
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It's called the kegelmaster2000, I believe.Originally Posted by Rockette
http://www.kegelmaster2000.com/
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