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    My boyfriend and I were thinking about starting a business. We realized how much plumbers make and then thought, "How much would a hot NAKED plumber make??!" Yes, we were really bored.

    This is an idea I'm thinking about for the future but wanted some opinions on.

    I train 5-10 girls to be certified plumbers. They wear nothing but a tool belt and high heels and unclog your pipes (ha)!

    Something like $300 a half hour for a naked plumber?

    I can see it now:

    HOT NAKED PLUMBERS - CRACK YOU'LL WANT TO SEE!


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    Default Re: Naked Plumbers >_>

    Actually, Lilith, that could be quite funny lol

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    I don't know about Australia, but in many places in the U.S., to be a licensed plumber, you have to have fairly extensive experience as a journeyman plumber and take your licensing tests along the way before you can work on your own.

    Maybe a "naked handyman"? The entertainment value of the title alone would be worth it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
    HOT NAKED PLUMBERS - CRACK YOU'LL WANT TO SEE!
    Brilliant! Although if I did it, I'd be a bit nervous bending over on my knees with the client behind me. I'd assume they'd watch you instead of leaving you to your work. And can you imagine if it was a bad leak and water was spraying all over your body?

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    HOW ABOUT naked car wash? at least it would be out in the open air..and you don't need extensive courses for that... just a tought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cameo
    Brilliant! Although if I did it, I'd be a bit nervous bending over on my knees with the client behind me. I'd assume they'd watch you instead of leaving you to your work. And can you imagine if it was a bad leak and water was spraying all over your body?
    Water should be the least of her worries... yup, disgusting.

    Like FBR, I don't know about Aussie laws regarding plumbing, but that is serious business here in the states.

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    My husband and I own a plumbing company here in AZ ... it took a long time to get it going (tests, permits, license etc) not to mention all the start up costs and there are few and far between women who want to be out in the "field" doing work. Not sure about you, but there's only so much shit I can handle , I'll leave the plumbing calls for my field guys!

    Although, the idea does sound great!

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    Well, yeah, I expect a lot of training to go into it. I was thinking of doing it myself and seeing how many cute girls I could find to do it as well.

    My boyfriend and I are still discussing Naked Nerds: girls that can format a hard drive.


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    there's already a service along those lines, LM, but it is phone support. naked whatever in america is always iffy because some naked girl/guy will fuck a client and ruin it for everyone.

    not sure how that would fly in aus/nz.

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    Works differently for the most part. I would instantly remove a girl who does that. Besides, prostitution is legal here. If they want a prostitute, they really can just call down the street and have one come over. Most girls know if they want to make that kind of money, the can just work at Blue Lotus or something. No need to be sneaky and do it through a company for less cash.


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    but like with the outcall thing at the clubs, some girls went and did it anyway and then suddenly those clubs had to stop doing it. never underestimate people's short-term I WANT WHATEVER NOW thinking.

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    Why not look further down in this folder... have a look at the erotic housecleaning idea

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=71304

    It would be much easier for you to get girls for however don't include the lap dancing in it. It is purely erotic housecleaning nothing more... things like the girl can wear a skimpy bikini (wicked weasel) whilst doing the cleaning, vacuuming, ironing etc. Charge a per hour rate and the more that is shown (topless, nude) the more you charge per hour.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lunchbox
    Like FBR, I don't know about Aussie laws regarding plumbing...
    We think alike, we act alike (here, anyway), but we really are different people.

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    ROFL!!! hahahaha seriously, couldnt contain the laughter!!

    one thing to note....do GUYS hire plumbers? most guys i know tend to think THEY canm handle it without paying a plumber. justa thought. dont wanna rain on your parade tho, cos it sounds like a totally awesome novel idea!

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    plumbing is a VERY dirty job--you cant do it naked. ugh! thats like frying chicken naked...its just not a good idea...
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    Well then I charge more for them to watch the girl take a shower when she's done.


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    It won't be a viable idea as you won't find alot of "girlie girls" who will take to the idea... y'know.. they might break a nail etc. I still think the erotic housecleaning and ironing idea would be much more worth your time. This one (naked plumber) is not going to work without alot of bumps along the way.

    Remember alot of businesses (something like 80%) fail in the first year and not alot survive after five years. You need a business plan not just a great idea if you really want to make a go of this....


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    It's more of a general idea now as I can't make a business for four more years.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AkashaM
    plumbing is a VERY dirty job--you cant do it naked. ugh! thats like frying chicken naked...its just not a good idea...
    OH, MY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrustratedBunny
    Whoa. That's hilarious. Of course I had to click the link as the bf was walking by.

    Although the naked notary sounds brilliant.



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    I'm a notary. Maybe I should see if he needs to hire me to nakedly notarize stuff. I don't think I could do it with a straight face though.

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