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I still find myself awkwardly telling people that I'm NOT going to the bathroom to barf if I have to go pee during a meal. It's especially weird on first dates, but it just kind of slips out sometimes- habit.
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I still find myself awkwardly telling people that I'm NOT going to the bathroom to barf if I have to go pee during a meal. It's especially weird on first dates, but it just kind of slips out sometimes- habit.
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Wow. Will. Thanks for proving my point. Let me guess....you'll break me in 2 right? Wanna buy me a cheeseburger? You cant see that this is a personal and semi-sensitive subject and here you come in all macho with a sarcastic comment. Not funny. How about you go back to the blue side. Your comments arent welcome here....at least by me.
Lovespell: Wow. Thanks for all those tips. Once things get settled i'm definatly going to look into all that.
Everyone i cant thank you enough for the support. You all are so great and you all really did help. *Hugs*
Lovespell said basically exactly what I was thinking. Also think about supplementing with extra protien to build and maintain muscle. I have never had your problem, but it always seems like we are unhappy with what we are born with, myself included.
Since you get comments all the time about your weight, maybe have an arsenal of pithy comebacks to the catty and rude comments, something like:
*Wow, you have an amazing grasp of the obvious!
*Yup, sucks to be you!
*No, I'm actually fat, but I know how to dress to look thin.
*Trim Spa worked for me!
*I think I'll start smoking so I can quit. I heard people gain weight when they quit smoking.
*Actually, I have cancer, but it looks like I'm going into remission. (this one will shut them right up)
Or just call them out on their hurtful comments. Most people don't even realize how hurtful they are being. Saying something like: "why would you say something like that? Do you walk up to ugly people and suggest plastic surgery, too?"
But mostly, I think people are mean and stupid. Just point out to them that their behavior is not appropriate and they will quit.
If you are talking about customers in the strip club, then there is not a single dancer on the planet that hasn't heard some kind of negative comment about her looks. If a customer is being a dick, just give it right back.
Customer: "I'd break you in half."
DLS: "Oh, don't flatter yourself, you dick ain't that big."
Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!
OMG!I love the comebacks. I'm so going to be using them (to the people who deserve it)! Thanks!
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Paris! That's a great comeback! I love reading your posts. I must confess, I kinda stalk you on this board......
Dirty Little Secret, how do YOU feel about your body? Just curious. It took me a long time to become confident in myself enough to be able to shake off what other people said. But now that I can, it is the most amazing place to be in.
I try to focus on the really awesome things my body can do. Like dance for 9 hours in 7 inch heels, ride horses really well, have amazing mind blowing orgasims!
If that's you in your avator, I think you have a beautiful body!
Besides being a "real" woman doesn't have anything to do with the outside, and "real" men will know that. It's all about how you feel about yourself on the inside, and then are able to present that to them.
Stupid, stupid boys who don't appreciate.
Oh come on...you're a stripper so you cant POSSIBLY be naturally thin...it must be an eating disorder...or maybe its just all the crack and heroin!
Wait...we ARENT all fucked up crackheads....damn....I have to re-think my whole philosophy on life now.
People suck ..plain and simple. The same guy who told you to go eat a burger tells me that I'd look better if I lost my fat ass(I'm 5'7" and 130. sz 4) or he'll grab some fat and tell me how great I'd look if I "got rid of all that". Fuck 'em.
People always ask me, did I ever learn anything when I was a stripper? Yeah, I did. One man plus two beers equals 20 dollars.
-- Anna Nicole Smith
Myspace is an obsession...much like Stripperweb...
http://www.myspace.com/cameronkeys (real myspace)
http://www.myspace.com/sexyhotdancer(work myspace)
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
i always say
"quality over quantity"
when guys say somthing about me being too skinny.
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