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    Silly polish boys...dicks are for tricks!

    LOL I have a funny story to tell...and anyone who works at Crazy Horse probably knows what I'm gonna talk about...

    Tonight, these three hot Polish guys came in. I remembered them as semi-frequent customers at Oasis. (However, I also remembered them from way before my dancing days.) You see, these Polish guys think they're The Shit just because a few of them are hot, and because they come from wealthy families(or so they say). They go into clubs and they always try to be players by trying to get dancers' phone numbers, ask them to meet OTC, etc. Ahem, we are dancers, not tricks!! So anyways, they came in tonight.

    How DID I first meet them? OK a few years ago, I was hanging out at a popular diner/bar with my guy friend M--k and maybe a few others that I don't remember. I was very drunk and stoned at the time(I did a lot of experimentation back then but I've since grown outta that phase, thankfully). M--k left early, but I stayed a bit to keep drinking and apparently I started hitting on these Polish boys sitting nearby. I do not remember the details too well, all I know is that apparently it didn't go over too well, because I woke up in my own empty bed the next morning LOL. I disregarded and forgot about it, then a year later I was dancing at Oasis with new fake boobs and darker hair, and whaddyaknow the Polish boys came in! I didn't even remember/realize it was them! I gave their friend a lapdance(it was his B-day), then commented to his friend "wow is everyone from Poland as hot as you guys?" not because I was interested(I had a bf at the time), but just as a hustle tactic. The one guy said "you met me before" then told me he met me at that bar/restaurant a year earlier. It took a few times of him explaining the situation, before I was able to piece together everything(seriously, I met TONS of people at that bar/restaurant! why would I remember a guy that wasn't even receptive to me?). Haha I think it's just HILARIOUS how the very people who rejected you before, suddenly see you looking a lot better and making money at one of the top clubs of the city! I've heard similar stories, such as a girl that ran into an old high school classmate that'd rejected her date offer, while working at Delilah's. You know what they say...success is the best revenge!

    So anyways, I saw them tonight and because I was tired/delirious, I started mocking them! (I was in a rather showoffy mood hehe) Haha here they are, trying to pick up dancers at a strip club, how funny! Later at closing time when we were all in the dressing room, all these girls started talking about how annoying the Polish boys were, and how they thought they were "players" but they'll never get a piece from us! One girl commented how we're not "tricks"! Haha they coulda had their chance with a potentially hot girl outside a strip club, in a NORMAL social situation, but instead they blew it and now that girl is one of the many dancers who will tease them or else ignore them! Gee one of the boys claimed that I have more to me than just "nice boobs," but actions speak louder than words...they wouldn't even talk to me til I got the "nice boobs" and "nice car"! Guess what, Polish boys, you hot boys are a nickel a dozen! Haha just thought I'd share...anyone else have any stories about conceited hot guys who act this way?

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    mmm....Polish boys (and girls) are cute....that sux they were mean though
    In Poland the people were really, really nice to me. It is one of my favourite countries.

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    Yeah, Polish guys ARE really hot. These guys weren't necessarily mean, just conceited and full of themselves. It was more the one guy than the two others that were there. And the girls' comments in the dressing room were mostly about that one guy than the two others, too. It's ok though...the entire time that I was talking to them, I kept boasting about my car's hp, my boob job, how I finished my college degree(I asked the one guy how much education he thought I had, and he said that I probably started college but never finished; what a bitch! one of the big reasons I got into dancing, was to pay for college!), how many guys want me, etc. Then again, people sometimes say I'm like a mirror...I reflect peoples' attitudes/reactions back to them. Maybe they will now know how it feels to have the deal with a "conceited" person...

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    ...i hope they got it...boys are usually slower

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    I don't have a story, per se, but I do LOVE it when hot guys ask if they can get a "freebie" because they're good looking.

    I just laught hysterically and say, "Awww, sweetie...is that what your mommy tells you?" Their friends always get a kick out of that.

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    ^^^^
    Awesome

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    Yeah that's pretty much what I was doing to them! The funny thing is, at least one of them lives near me. He told me approximately where he lives and what kind of car he drives. Haha it'd be really funny if a few friends and I went there impromptu, told them we "wanted to party," then totally led them on. Nah, it'd take up too much time...and that's considering that they only live 10mins down the road from me...

    Do they really think that acting like such little dicks is going to get them girls? It turned me off LOL. The only girls who will respond to their little "I want your number so we can meet OTC" bullshit, are the tricks/prostitutes(aka the soon-to-be-fired, if any exist). But from the sounds of it in the dressing room last night, no one wanted a part of it.

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