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    Default I Have A Question! Oo Oo *Waives hand*

    And it's kind of serious.

    I am a very clean man. But the rolls are so unforgiving. I noticed a lays potatoe chip under my breast that was way past it's prime....

    Anyways, smell is smell. But I am curious, can you smell the typical smells of the lewd action having happened?

    Like have you, as a dancer, ever gotten a smell and your mind was left to wonder what the originating factor was?

    Like "Omg what smells of condom?" Or, "Oh god, he smells like my grandfather."

    Any reactions? Any mental shutdowns?

    B.O. is an exclusion.
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    i hate dancign for guys that wear paul sebatstian, that is my exes cologne.

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    Default Re: I Have A Question! Oo Oo *Waives hand*

    I've danced for guys that have smelled like rotten cheese before in the past. Rubbing good smelling chapstick under your nostrils helps with these kinds of people, although I haven't dealt with that type of clientelle since I danced in Syracuse, NY.
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    i danced for a guy who worked at a bakery. he smelled like doughnuts. i licked him.

    hehe

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    my sense of smell died years ago. i do pick up on bad breath every now and then
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    Well as a customer, I make it a habit to shower, trim my nails, brush my teeth, and put on fresh clothes before going out to a club. Hell, I do that before going out anywhere.

    Customers who show up at a club reeking of anything (other than perhaps a good malt scotch!) are disrespectful at least. Slovenly boors at worst.
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    The under-hat mildew odor is one that makes me really sick. When we have a lot of race traffic we get a lot of guys who have been outside all day and their hair underneath their hats smells horrible. I don't understand why they can't take a quick shower before coming in.

    Bad breath is another one. I don't drink, so I am fairly sensitive to beer/alcohol breath. People just don't realize how bad it smells, either that or they just don't care.

    Grandpa cologne kind of creeps me out, but it's not disgusting or anything.
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    How about the smell of balls, like say he had his hand around his sweat NS while in the bathroom,

    Trying an example here.

    You don't know that, but say you're tart...and you're dancing, and you're like "Whoa... mmmm... something smells like balls" Then you realize his hands are on your shoulders.... does your mind make up the rest?
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    Like smegma !

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    this thread makes me ill

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    Default Re: I Have A Question! Oo Oo *Waives hand*

    My very first stage of the day, guy comes up to tip...smells like rotten pussy, barf! Second guy comes up to tip me...smells like rotten pussy,WTF! Turns out we had fish being served on our lunch buffet. Disgusting! Others, ya I've smelt ball cheese, sweaty ass (on a girl), nasty rank feet, and most bald/shaved heads..guess they figure they don't have to shampoo any more.. YUK!!

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    Default Re: I Have A Question! Oo Oo *Waives hand*

    Call me weird, but I like it when guys smell like an auto mechanic or a machine shop (grease and oil) or like new construction (wood, drywall, mortar etc.) or like camp fires.

    I don't like it when they wear too much cologne or smell of B.O. (for obvious reasons).

    Now Mast, your OP stated BO was an exclusion, and smegma or ball sweat would qualify as BO wouldn't it?


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    Default Re: I Have A Question! Oo Oo *Waives hand*

    Quote Originally Posted by Paris
    Now Mast, your OP stated BO was an exclusion, and smegma or ball sweat would qualify as BO wouldn't it?
    You're right, in the broad generality.

    Not meaning to make anyone ill or anything, I'm just looking for bits to use in my next stand up routine. I'm focusing on instinctual reactions to non-visible elements that result in mental explaination.

    However, THE BO exclusion was meant simply to keep 238947238476 posts of "I hate when he smells like BO" It was excluded as a general use only.

    I guess my only weird curiosity is when a guy wears a condom in a dance and it fulfills it's purpose unbeknownst to the dancer, how does she miss that abhorrid smell?

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    A girl I used to dance with once said to me, "Don't you hate how all guys smell like Easy-Mac?". I had never ever gotten this smell off of a guy, and then a couple weeks later, sure enough, a guy that smelled like Easy Mac. I laughed really hard.

    On a gross note though, almost everything a guy smells like grosses me out if I don't know him very well. A guy's natural smell, just from his skin, not BO, is gross, unless I know and like him.

    Old men are more likely to smell weird from whatever. Dentures and their cream, Ben Gay, whatever.

    Beer breath is not that bad, but bad breath combine with beer breath is really gross.

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