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    Default Do you know how I can tell that you're gay?

    Because you have a big rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says 'I like balls across my face'

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    Default Re: Do you know how I can tell that you're gay?

    And you didn't even say Hi to me?

    Prick.

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    It`s the new florida state flag...

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    Wouldn't it be at least a little confusing it was on MY car?
    I have taught that the sky in all its zones is mortal and its substance was formed by a process of birth

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    Default Re: Do you know how I can tell that you're gay?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny
    Wouldn't it be at least a little confusing it was on MY car?

    You own a car?!
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Default Re: Do you know how I can tell that you're gay?

    .....because your breath smells like semen
    .....because your favourite drinks have umbrellas in them
    .....you know every word to 'Like a Virgin'

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    Default Re: Do you know how I can tell that you're gay?

    Do you know how I know that you're gay? Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

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    Default Re: Do you know how I can tell that you're gay?

    Quote Originally Posted by MishaBliss
    .....because your breath smells like candy kisses
    .....because your favourite drinks have umbrellas in them
    .....you know every word to 'Like a Virgin'
    That solves it. I'm gay.

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    Like a Virgin rules.

    What I don't get is, why do I enjoy the vagina so much then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    That solves it. I'm gay.

    Amaretto Sours

    Like a Virgin rules.

    What I don't get is, why do I enjoy the vagina so much then?
    You like the smell?

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    Default Re: Do you know how I can tell that you're gay?

    You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay.

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    Default Re: Do you know how I can tell that you're gay?

    Because when you come to my club, you tip me, don't look at my boobs, and compliment me on my fashion sense.

    And you know that I'm wearing MAC makeup, the name of the pigment, the year it was released, and which collection it's from.
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    Default Re: Do you know how I can tell that you're gay?

    Because I played Girls & Boys by Blur on stage, and you "lost your mind"! true story

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    Default Re: Do you know how I can tell that you're gay?

    because i've probably dated or would be interested in dating/having sex with you.

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    Default Re: Do you know how I can tell that you're gay?

    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay.
    Do you know how I can tell that you're gay?

    Because you're gay and you can tell when other people are gay?

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    Default Re: Do you know how I can tell that you're gay?

    For the lesbians, going to work at the club just makes you SMILE.
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    Default Re: Do you know how I can tell that you're gay?

    Because you remember with a fondness the lesbian action we had together.
    "Can we read it on the Smoking Gun? "

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    Default Re: Do you know how I can tell that you're gay?

    At least Susan Wayward knows what I am talking about....

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    I knew (40 year old virgin) ...i just happen to like Coldplay

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