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    Default Just face is, Sam Jackson is fucking cool...

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    Every movie that you make doesn't have to change the social fabric of the world or America or whatever. Some people want to go to the movies so they don't have to think about what's going on around them, or how much gas costs when they have to drive to the movie theater. They just do it.
    no, I don't want to see it. He's just the man.

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    Default Re: Just face is, Sam Jackson is fucking cool...

    saw him on one of those late night shows and he had that old man walk. he's no longer the man.

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    SNAKES ON A PLANE..

    ...I'm a fan of mister jackson...


    AND crappy horor movies.

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    Default Re: Just face is, Sam Jackson is fucking cool...

    oh, come on, he was in that crappy shark movie too and I saw that. now, snakes on a plane-- probably ten times worse, but I'm not going to grief him for being in whatever movie he chooses. though he has had some odd ones lately like "the man" (I think, it was the one with the american pie dad).

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    This was the peak of his career in MHO

    JULES(Samual Jackson)
    It was a foot massage, a foot
    massage is nothing, I give my
    mother a foot massage.

    VINCENT
    It's laying hands on Marsellus
    Wallace's new wife in a familiar
    way. Is it as bad as eatin' her
    out -- no, but you're in the same
    fuckin' ballpark.

    Jules stops Vincent.

    JULES
    Whoa...whoa...whoa...stop right
    there. Eatin' a bitch out, and
    givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't
    even the same fuckin' thing.

    VINCENT
    Not the same thing, the same
    ballpark.

    JULES
    It ain't no ballpark either. Look
    maybe your method of massage
    differs from mine, but touchin' his
    lady's feet, and stickin' your
    tongue in her holyiest of holyies,
    ain't the same ballpark, ain't the
    same league, ain't even the same
    fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't
    mean shit.

    VINCENT
    Have you ever given a foot massage?

    JULES
    Don't be tellin' me about foot
    massages -- I'm the fuckin' foot
    master.

    VINCENT
    Given a lot of 'em?

    JULES
    Shit yeah. I got my technique down
    man, I don't tickle or nothin'.

    VINCENT
    Have you ever given a guy a foot
    massage?

    Jules looks at him a long moment -- he's been set up.

    JULES
    Fuck you.

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    Default Re: Just face is, Sam Jackson is fucking cool...

    ^^^^^ I LOVE IT!!! That and Jackie Brown were good.

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    I just saw motherfuckin' Snakes on a motherfuckin' Plane, and i thought it was motherfuckin' funny. Except i'm motherfuckin' scared of motherfuckin' snakes and now my motherfuckin' nerves are motherfuckin' shot.
    Damn you Samuel L Jackson!
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    Waiter: What'll it be guys?

    Dude1: I'll have a scotch on the rocks.

    Dude2: I'll have a Samuel Adams.

    Dude3: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.

    Dude1: You know something? I'll have a Samuel Jackson, too.

    Dude2: Me Three. *big grin*

    Waiter: Three Samuel Jackson's. Coming right up.

    (cue music) Cut to Samuel Jackson.

    Sam: Good Muthafuckin Choice, muthafucka's. Samuel Jackson beer. Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson. It'll get ya drunk. You'll be fuckin' fat girls in no time. You might even fight a ***** or 2. Mmmm, mmmm, bitch!

    (approaches Dude 3)

    Sam: Howz it taste muthafucka? HUH!?!!

    Dude3: Would you stop yelling at me?

    Sam: No, I can't stop yellin! Cuz that's how I talk. You ain't never seen my movies? Juice! That was a good one! Deep Blue Sea!? They ate me...a fuckin shark ate me! Drink, bitch! Jurassic Park!

    (cut to beer. Sam approaches from behind.)

    Sam: Samuel Jackson! It's my beer....Yes, they deserved to die. And I hope they burn in hell!!!

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    Awesome actor and from all accounts a really nice guy.....he likes to trade dialogue from some of his movies with fans he meets. You'd better know your lines though all he'll be all down on you lol Formula 51 has to be right up there with Pulp Fiction I think.

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    He does yell a lot , but he's the man !

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    He's a really friendly guy, too. I like him a lot.

    "I am TIRED of these MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES on this MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by fancygirl
    oh, come on, he was in that crappy shark movie too and I saw that. now, snakes on a plane-- probably ten times worse, but I'm not going to grief him for being in whatever movie he chooses. though he has had some odd ones lately like "the man" (I think, it was the one with the american pie dad).
    Nah, nah, nah. You want crappy shark movie. Shark Attack 3 Melgalodon. This is by far the crappiest movie i've ever seen. It is that bad it is fucking funny.
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    Oh yes I just watched Pulp Fiction again for the 100th time

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