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    Well, so far at least. I don't post here too much (but read all the time) and I've only been dancing for about four months (and it was thanks to you girls that I was prepared!) but anyway, I had a really funny experience tonight I couldn't wait to share:

    There were these two customers that were generally being good customers, two army sergeants, both buying dances from me and this other dancer. Towards the end of the night the two customers, myself, and the other dancer were all sitting at a table chatting (after they had each bought several dances from us) and the one guy starts telling the other that he should dance for us. He'd lean in towards one of us like we were whispering and then be like "dude, she said just ten bucks, and you can dance for her" etc. We laughed, thinking it was a joke, but long story short they DID end up dancing for us. (for free of course) We went to a VIP (where we do lapdances) and each sat on an opposing couch, and these two big hulking army sergeants proceeded to dance (but not undress) for us, yelling things like "NO TOUCHING" The guy dancing for me was esp. hilarious, he would bend waaay over and shake his ass in my face, and he kept yelling out the door to the bouncer "I'm not touching her! It's ok!" And they really did dance the whole song. Which, perfectly, was Eminem's "Superman". And yes, he did start singing. And I got two more dances out of his more sober friend afterwards.

    This now officially beats my other funny customer, who was dressed COMPLETELY as Jack Sparrow (wig, makeup, nice costume, boots, treasure map etc) NEVER broke character and got OFFENDED when I asked him why he was dressed up!

    Just had to share!

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    HAAHAHAHA!! That is pretty funny! I Would love for that to happen to Me! Haha =p ....

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    You met Capt. Jack Sparrow!!! No Way!!

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    The stuff we see and participate in as dancers...I swear. Oh that hella made me laugh tonight. Thanks for sharing the funny story.
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    OMG did he actually look like Jack Sparrow? Because that would be rather hot.




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    OOOH I would dance for Jack Sparrow!!!!

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    Jack Sparrow..... *swoons*

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    Quote Originally Posted by silverlolita
    This now officially beats my other funny customer, who was dressed COMPLETELY as Jack Sparrow (wig, makeup, nice costume, boots, treasure map etc) NEVER broke character and got OFFENDED when I asked him why he was dressed up!

    Just had to share!
    That is totally awesome!!! I wanna see these kinds of people in my club...

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    That's hilarious!! It's better than some middle ages man slurring, "I wanna see some pussy.." Chaaaarming.
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    Default Re: Funniest night EVER

    ^how bout capt. jack slurring in that british accent, "I wanna see suuuum puuuuusssseeee' "

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    ^^^ He could plunder my booty! lol

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    Eeeeeew, hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by bella du jour
    OMG did he actually look like Jack Sparrow? Because that would be rather hot.
    :sigh: I wish, but you could see his regular-ole-creepy-middle-aged-man-ness under his makeup and wig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fancygirl
    ^how bout capt. jack slurring in that british accent, "I wanna see suuuum puuuuusssseeee' "
    My Capt. Jack actually remained stone silent and as still as a statue during four dances, only nodding to indicate to keep going. After a trip to the ATM I told him to have a safe trip back to the ship and he replied with a simple and elegant...."AAAARRGGGH!"

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    I've got to add, one of the funniest things about the guy dancing for me, is he would let out an exasperated sigh and say things like "Is this the longest song ever?" or "Jeez my thighs hurt!" like a pissed off stripper, but he kept on dancing!

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    pity you couldn't get the long version of Stairway to Heaven requested. I'm sure most of the other girls would have come up to watch.

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    you luck girl! i think i would die if jack sparrow came in... and then id keep him all to myself the entire night.

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