Well, so far at least. I don't post here too much (but read all the time) and I've only been dancing for about four months (and it was thanks to you girls that I was prepared!) but anyway, I had a really funny experience tonight I couldn't wait to share:
There were these two customers that were generally being good customers, two army sergeants, both buying dances from me and this other dancer. Towards the end of the night the two customers, myself, and the other dancer were all sitting at a table chatting (after they had each bought several dances from us) and the one guy starts telling the other that he should dance for us. He'd lean in towards one of us like we were whispering and then be like "dude, she said just ten bucks, and you can dance for her" etc. We laughed, thinking it was a joke, but long story short they DID end up dancing for us. (for free of course) We went to a VIP (where we do lapdances) and each sat on an opposing couch, and these two big hulking army sergeants proceeded to dance (but not undress) for us, yelling things like "NO TOUCHING" The guy dancing for me was esp. hilarious, he would bend waaay over and shake his ass in my face, and he kept yelling out the door to the bouncer "I'm not touching her! It's ok!" And they really did dance the whole song. Which, perfectly, was Eminem's "Superman". And yes, he did start singing. And I got two more dances out of his more sober friend afterwards.![]()
This now officially beats my other funny customer, who was dressed COMPLETELY as Jack Sparrow (wig, makeup, nice costume, boots, treasure map etc) NEVER broke character and got OFFENDED when I asked him why he was dressed up!![]()
Just had to share!



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He could plunder my booty! lol

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