Mine are: CarboWhore (dietary habit), Goober, MiddleClass, MaxxyPaxxy and M&M (because I'm tiny.)
Mine are: CarboWhore (dietary habit), Goober, MiddleClass, MaxxyPaxxy and M&M (because I'm tiny.)





I get called Morticia, WOPtastic, Big Black Ass, Booty Of Doom, The Queen Of England, Goddess, That Crazy Guinea Bitch, The Ass, Stomach Of Doom, Asstastic, Elvira, Cleopatra... damn I know there are more.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
One of my best friends calls me Homer. I got the nickname over ten years ago when I had my nose done by a doctor whose first name was Homer. He actually went by his middle name but somehow we started joking about his first name being Homer and first I was "Homer Nose" and then it got shortened to "Homer."
ive had tons of nicknames over the years because i hate my name so much, lol. In highschool, I was Cammie, because freshman year at my highschool we had to put on a skit for a religion class, and there werent enough speaking parts, so they wrote a sign that said "Camel" and put it on me and that was my part, lol... sounds dumb, but you had to be there, so from then on i was Cammie, for camel, lol. I was Gem in 8th grade by my friends because its my sign (Gemini) and others that i dont even remember now, lol. Not quite "weird" but weird considering my name, lol
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hannibal lecter...as in...silence of the lambs cannible....dont ask.... i dont know either....wierd torturous sisiters gave it to me, it's since been shortened over 15 years to hanna
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Originally Posted by FrustratedBunny
Can I call you OMFGSuperHottieSupreme?
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





I am the everlasting POOKA SHELL





bibi-chan
spam (seriously, that's bad enough, but when I tried to post it said it wasn't long enough....bad enough being pork entrails and garbage and stuff...but not enough of it? bite me, Pryce!)
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
My latest "Thunder mane". My all time favorite "Budd-budd Ding-ding" lol - it was another hair referance but back when I was 12 :-D
Sticky Nikki was given to me by an old DJ because I am very warm blooded and would often sweat under the stage lights.

tori=toro. simone=smores/salmon. damn drunks at my club
an old dancer friend on mine called me "Poonahead," because "poona" rhymed with one of my old stage names....weird nicname, but she was a cool girl, and a good friend, so it was said with affection
"Seeing the landscape at this superficial level only captures its boring uniformity, not allowing you to immerse yourself in the spirit of the place; for that you must stop at least several days."
~Che Guevara, "The Motorcycle Diaries"


Morgasmic, morgasm.. any variant there of.



Veggie Monster (I have no gallbladder, so I am constantly snacking on the Veggies)
Bangtastic
GoldDigga
Chinchila Mountain... (<<I have NO IDEA)



Sparky/sparkplug... this was given to me by my elementary school soccer coach, and it just stuck for the longest time. It came from me being a player just that createst a lot of opportunities on the field. It took me forever to lose that stupid nickname, although now I am playing in an adult township soccer league with some of my former teammates from high school that still call me that....![]()
I don't like the nickname, but it is funny.
Isocrates: “Democracy destroys itself because it abuses its right to freedom and equality. Because it teaches its citizens to consider audacity as a right, lawlessness as a freedom, abrasive speech as equality, and anarchy as progress.”




My family calls me Jewel
We're Polish and our last name is impossible for most people to pronounce so, my son's friends call me Mrs G, and his coaches call me Mama G.
We call my son Yoshie because one of the first video games he ever got was Yoshie's Island and he played it constantly, his friends call him G-man or just G.
Tigger,Tweety, Tweety Bird, Shellbell, Turkey Telivision, Shelly...
One of my good friends growing up was Morgasm, then we just called him 'gism' for short.Originally Posted by Momomix
Then in high school we went to a college party where he hooked up with a very, very, fat chick and woke us up in our friend's dorm room to excitingly tell us that he fucked her three times that night.
20 years later, we still call him 'thrice'!He'll never live that one down as long as he lives.
"Life is not about the number of breaths you take.
It's about those moments which leave you breathless."





Moses and Perogie are among the weirdest I've had.
Because there ain't no tits on the radio
I started callig a friend of mine Frodo(because shes really short..like a Hobbit!), so she turned around and called me Gandolph(because I'm a lot older than her). We still call each other that!
We had one girl at a club I work at occassionally who would get supremely drunk and every time she was onstage she'd have her fingers all up in her cootch. (she eventually got fired). She was dubbed Drunky McFingerherself.
People always ask me, did I ever learn anything when I was a stripper? Yeah, I did. One man plus two beers equals 20 dollars.
-- Anna Nicole Smith
Myspace is an obsession...much like Stripperweb...
http://www.myspace.com/cameronkeys (real myspace)
http://www.myspace.com/sexyhotdancer(work myspace)
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Peach it was given to me in summer camp when i was a tween.
Little Sprout (the jolly green giant's counterpart) 64th (because my brothers friends said I was 1/64 the size of a regular personBacon (who the hell knows really)
I believe you Dottie and you have my support



Firecracker,Bunny,Monkey,Chancey,Motor Mouth and Baby Cherry Seeds thats all I can think of right now.
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