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    Funniest Nicknames You've Given or Gotten

    Mine are: CarboWhore (dietary habit), Goober, MiddleClass, MaxxyPaxxy and M&M (because I'm tiny.)

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    I get called Morticia, WOPtastic, Big Black Ass, Booty Of Doom, The Queen Of England, Goddess, That Crazy Guinea Bitch, The Ass, Stomach Of Doom, Asstastic, Elvira, Cleopatra... damn I know there are more.
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    One of my best friends calls me Homer. I got the nickname over ten years ago when I had my nose done by a doctor whose first name was Homer. He actually went by his middle name but somehow we started joking about his first name being Homer and first I was "Homer Nose" and then it got shortened to "Homer."

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    ive had tons of nicknames over the years because i hate my name so much, lol. In highschool, I was Cammie, because freshman year at my highschool we had to put on a skit for a religion class, and there werent enough speaking parts, so they wrote a sign that said "Camel" and put it on me and that was my part, lol... sounds dumb, but you had to be there, so from then on i was Cammie, for camel, lol. I was Gem in 8th grade by my friends because its my sign (Gemini) and others that i dont even remember now, lol. Not quite "weird" but weird considering my name, lol
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    I'm "lil booty" :-) My BF is BIG BOOTY!!!!!

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    hannibal lecter...as in...silence of the lambs cannible....dont ask.... i dont know either....wierd torturous sisiters gave it to me, it's since been shortened over 15 years to hanna
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    Quote Originally Posted by FrustratedBunny
    One of my best friends calls me Homer. I got the nickname over ten years ago when I had my nose done by a doctor whose first name was Homer. He actually went by his middle name but somehow we started joking about his first name being Homer and first I was "Homer Nose" and then it got shortened to "Homer."

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    I am the everlasting POOKA SHELL

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    bibi-chan

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    spam (seriously, that's bad enough, but when I tried to post it said it wasn't long enough....bad enough being pork entrails and garbage and stuff...but not enough of it? bite me, Pryce!)
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    My latest "Thunder mane". My all time favorite "Budd-budd Ding-ding" lol - it was another hair referance but back when I was 12 :-D

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    Sticky Nikki was given to me by an old DJ because I am very warm blooded and would often sweat under the stage lights.

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    tori=toro. simone=smores/salmon. damn drunks at my club

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    an old dancer friend on mine called me "Poonahead," because "poona" rhymed with one of my old stage names....weird nicname, but she was a cool girl, and a good friend, so it was said with affection
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    Morgasmic, morgasm.. any variant there of.

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    Veggie Monster (I have no gallbladder, so I am constantly snacking on the Veggies)

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    Chinchila Mountain... (<<I have NO IDEA)

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    Sparky/sparkplug... this was given to me by my elementary school soccer coach, and it just stuck for the longest time. It came from me being a player just that createst a lot of opportunities on the field. It took me forever to lose that stupid nickname, although now I am playing in an adult township soccer league with some of my former teammates from high school that still call me that....

    I don't like the nickname, but it is funny.
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    My family calls me Jewel

    We're Polish and our last name is impossible for most people to pronounce so, my son's friends call me Mrs G, and his coaches call me Mama G.

    We call my son Yoshie because one of the first video games he ever got was Yoshie's Island and he played it constantly, his friends call him G-man or just G.

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    Tigger,Tweety, Tweety Bird, Shellbell, Turkey Telivision, Shelly...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Momomix
    Morgasmic, morgasm.. any variant there of.
    One of my good friends growing up was Morgasm, then we just called him 'gism' for short.

    Then in high school we went to a college party where he hooked up with a very, very, fat chick and woke us up in our friend's dorm room to excitingly tell us that he fucked her three times that night.

    20 years later, we still call him 'thrice'! He'll never live that one down as long as he lives.


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    Moses and Perogie are among the weirdest I've had.



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    I started callig a friend of mine Frodo(because shes really short..like a Hobbit!), so she turned around and called me Gandolph(because I'm a lot older than her). We still call each other that!

    We had one girl at a club I work at occassionally who would get supremely drunk and every time she was onstage she'd have her fingers all up in her cootch. (she eventually got fired). She was dubbed Drunky McFingerherself.
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    Peach it was given to me in summer camp when i was a tween.

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    Little Sprout (the jolly green giant's counterpart) 64th (because my brothers friends said I was 1/64 the size of a regular person Bacon (who the hell knows really)
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    Firecracker,Bunny,Monkey,Chancey,Motor Mouth and Baby Cherry Seeds thats all I can think of right now.

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