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    I was discussing all of the damned jobs I've had over the years... and how random they all seem if you pile them together in a list.


    Horse breeder/shower
    Dog breeder/shower
    Cat breeder/shower
    Rabbit & Cavy breeder/shower
    Domestic Rodent breeder/shower
    Freshwater tropical fish breeder/shower
    Ice cream slinger
    Pet store clerk
    Theatre props wench
    Fleet Week consession volunteer
    Clerical worker
    Telemarketer
    Airport security officer
    Home security billings wench
    Auto technician
    Warehouse receivings wench
    Warehouse shipping wench
    Audio/video entertainment stocking wench (warehouse)
    Radio personality
    Board ops (radio)
    Television news editer
    Commercial producer (radio & television)
    Commercial voice over (radio)
    Commerical writer (radio)
    Television videographer
    Television pre and post production
    Web design
    Web graphics
    Streaming media bitch
    Webcam wench
    Dominatrix
    Strip club DJ
    Strip club manager
    Strip club house mom
    Strip club waitress
    Strip club bartender
    Stripper!
    Model
    Fetish performance artist
    Landscaper

    Advice columnist
    Sex toy saleswoman
    Porn shop manager
    Intimacy counselor
    Algebra tutor
    Mural artist
    Tattoo flash artist
    Hair colorist
    Erotic story voice overing
    Photographer
    Gov't security
    Retail video rental wench

    Phone sex operator
    MUCK builder



    (Bold listings mean I am currently doing it!)






    And for some reason I feel like I'm missing something!
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    damn girl.. do you have time to breathe???

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    Omg! That is insane! How many pages is your resume?
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    Geez, and i thought I had alot of random jobs! You take the cake!
    Never look down on anyone, unless you are helping them up!

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    wow, that's impressive Paige! and i thought i'd had a lot of different jobs...

    so, btw, i noticed you were a rodent breeder. i've got 2 male rats. they play. a lot. sometimes it seems a bit rough...should i be worried?

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    gov't security, jeez.... talk about opposite end of the spectrum. i bet all the stripping experience with weirdos pays off! you need a month long vacation!!!!

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    Paige I get tired just reading about everything you've done!

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    Damn girl!! Though you n I have shared some of the same jobs It shocks me when I list out all i've done in my 21 years lol... but yea yer a busy girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by georgiapeach
    wow, that's impressive Paige! and i thought i'd had a lot of different jobs...

    so, btw, i noticed you were a rodent breeder. i've got 2 male rats. they play. a lot. sometimes it seems a bit rough...should i be worried?

    Male rats, even if they are siblings, may start getting territorial as adults. If they still seem to get along more than they tussle, it should be ok... but keep an eye on them. Try to observe how they treat each other RIGHT after the rough housing. If they seem hostile, I suggest seperation.



    Oh and I knew I forgot some jobs!!!

    Butcher
    Rabbit farming
    Crabber
    Scriptwriter
    Keliedoscope maker




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    thanks Paige!! they don't play rough too often, but i'll keep an eye on them

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    wow thats cool paige. I got two questions what dose a domestic rodent shower do? How was keldiscoupe makeing i bet that was neat.

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    Paige your like Super Woman
    If you want the present to be differant from the past, study the past.
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    Quote Originally Posted by krchab99
    wow thats cool paige. I got two questions what dose a domestic rodent shower do? How was keldiscoupe makeing i bet that was neat.

    Its not much different than dog shows, rabbit shows, etc. Mice, rats, hamsters, etc are bred and shown based on body shape, color, fur, etc... The main difference is handling, really. It's not as easy to hold and inspect a mouse as it is a rabbit or cavy.


    http://www.afrma.org/
    http://www.hamsters-uk.org/
    http://www.petwebsite.com/showing_hamsters.htm


    As for keliedoscopes... We make them out of stained glass. Lots of fun and the creativity involved is endless, but its hard work and can be a pain in the ass LOL. VERY rewarding though.
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    So, you are, like 172 years old? I thought I did a lot of different jobs, but you must never sleep!

    So were all of those jobs for profit or were some of them more like hobbies?


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris
    So, you are, like 172 years old? I thought I did a lot of different jobs, but you must never sleep!

    So were all of those jobs for profit or were some of them more like hobbies?

    I sure feel that old. Truth be told, I've only been working for 12 years.

    All of the jobs were profitable. Some more than others but...
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    So, basically, if I need advice about, hmmmm....ANYTHING, I should just bother you, huh? You are quite a smart young women, Paige. I've only had like 5 jobs in my life and they're all basically boring and similar.

    How do you even get into some of the more obscure things? How would one stumble upon some of this? Holy crap, I just looked again ....that's impressive. Definitely random, but impressive as well.






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    ^^^Ehehehee!

    I am the mighty Sage! Really!


    Well the artsy jobs I gained from just going from one art project to the next, meeting other artists, learning new trades.... I'd meet someone who does _____ and if I kneww how, or if they'd teach me how, I'd collaberate with them until I wanted to do it on my own. I've almost always been in an animal breeding/showing family... so that I learned very early... starting with horses. My grandfather had been raising and racing Standardbreds for ages before I came along

    The security, clerical, auto tech, and warehouse jobs I just applied for since they were nearby and they'd train.
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