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    Default Penis pump bomb at airport...

    I feel really bad for this guy.....he goes through airport security with an object that was unfamiliar to the security folk, and....

    "So, Amin, 29, handled the delicate situation this way: He told security the object was a bomb, Cook County prosecutors say.

    The security guard then asked Amin to repeat what he'd said to a supervisor. This time, Amin was chuckling as he spoke, prosecutors say.

    In fact, Amin was trying to disguise the fact that the black object -- resembling a grenade -- was a component for a penis pump.

    All the same, Amin was charged with felony disorderly conduct and faces up to three years in prison if convicted, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office. Amin is due in court today for a preliminary hearing, Conklin said.

    Amin eventually told investigators he'd lied about the object's true use because his mother was standing nearby when the object was discovered and he didn't want her to know about it....."






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    Default Re: Penis pump bomb at airport...

    he could have come up with something better than a bomb-- that's just idiotic.

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    Default Re: Penis pump bomb at airport...

    no kidding! He deserves to go to jail for being so stupid!




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    Default Re: Penis pump bomb at airport...

    I think I would much rather have my mom think I was playing with myself. How does that logic work? "Oh...dammit. Um. No, mom, that's not a penis pump...uh...I'm a terrorist"
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    Default Re: Penis pump bomb at airport...

    What an idiot.

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    Default Re: Penis pump bomb at airport...

    What an idiot... telling security his penis pump was a bomb...
    A little off topic here, but wtf are the benfits of a penis pump? I've seen them in sex shops... is it supposed to make a guys penis bigger? < sounds like such a load of crap!

    Anyways, that guy should be jailed for stupidity!

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    At Ohare standing in line to board my flt and cackling like a crazy person as I read this thread.

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    Default Re: Penis pump bomb at airport...

    what an idiot. Let's see...

    We have a guy with a middle eastern sounding name (and I'm assuming he has a middle-eastern countenance as well) telling airport security that he has a bomb.

    He should go to jail for being dumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    I think I would much rather have my mom think I was playing with myself. How does that logic work? "Oh...dammit. Um. No, mom, that's not a penis pump...uh...I'm a terrorist"

    Excuse me sir, is that a bomb in your pants or are you just happy to see me?


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    Default Re: Penis pump bomb at airport...

    Actually, he DIDN'T say it was a bomb, at least according to his lawyer. He whispered, "It's a pump" hoping his mother wouldn't overhear. The security woman claims she heard "bomb", but obviously (for all the reasons on this thread) he wouldn't have said that--this result is the obvious end of that story. I think his story is much more likely to be true than that of the undoubtedly very embarrassed security guard.

    I just think it's sad/hilarious--imagine his horror when the woman screams "A BOMB!!! We have a bomb here!"
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    Default Re: Penis pump bomb at airport...

    Maybe she asked him how it worked, and he said "it's da bomb, yo"

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    Default Re: Penis pump bomb at airport...

    How about... "it's a medical device to help with a personal disability. If you need to see it, I need some privacy."
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    Default Re: Penis pump bomb at airport...

    A person at work made a good point... why was it in carryon? THAT'S the stupidity!

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    Default Re: Penis pump bomb at airport...

    Quote Originally Posted by HailToTheBoob
    A person at work made a good point... why was it in carryon? THAT'S the stupidity!

    Maybe his mamma packed his bags? lol

    Maybe he wanted to join the mile high club on his own?

    Maybe hs is a wanker in more ways than one.
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