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    Default His hips DO lie.

    I think I should have titled this "Am I too fat to dance?" But I didn't want it automatically shut down.

    Hips don't lie



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    LMAOOO. That was great.

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    Dear, sweet merciful god... WHY?!

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    LOL!!! But, what's with the skinny white boy?? He just looks like dork. The other dudes were fucken funny

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    Whoooo that was bad!

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    OMGGG.......this has me friggin' laughing, and had to be one of the best video's i've seen posted on here... well, that japanese aerobics/robbery thing was cooler, but this is great. although, the fat guy in the wig is scary....reminds me of the time me and my sister and friend walked into my dad's house and he was dancing in his underwear holding a cake. trauma trauma trauma.
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    That. Effin. Rocks.
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    lmao that was too funny i had to get a cop for him being too sexy

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    Um...yeah you should lose a couple of pounds before you start dancing...::heehee::

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    I thought that "Shakira" was hilarious but the idiots with the guns? What was the point of having the guns? I don't get it! They should re-cut it with only "Shakira"!!!!!! LOL!!!

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    Omg I think they just ruined that (already played out) song for me!
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    he he
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    Wtf, who sticks a RIFLE in their pants like that shithead? Funny. That blonde chick was HOT, yo. Would it be too much to ask for assorted youtube/google whatever video makers to actually attempt to learn at least one or two lyrics to the songs they're attempting to parody?
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    Default Re: His hips DO lie.

    it was funny. but like mr.c said, they should have learned the lyrics... it's soo over played, how could they not know the lyrics lol

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    yeah the lip-synching was pretty scary. The Shakira guy was hot though..hehe kidding

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    Wanna know what's really scary...that "Shakira" would get hired at my club!! Hell, anything for another house fee these days...funny video!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyssa Lynn
    Wanna know what's really scary...that "Shakira" would get hired at my club!! Hell, anything for another house fee these days...funny video!
    Oh no!! I was afraid someone would say that.



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    that's really silly!

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    too funny

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    i like his duct tape belt haha

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    Default Re: His hips DO lie.

    the crawling through the water bit was hot, but i was really hoping to see him pop that ass...hehehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    Would it be too much to ask for assorted youtube/google whatever video makers to actually attempt to learn at least one or two lyrics to the songs they're attempting to parody?
    Actually, I had to watch it a second time because I first thought the same thing. But the latino guy lip-synching WAS doing the lyrics right, at least mostly. It was just mis-timed. They shoulda timed the video to match the sound better - obviously shot the video and added the music later....

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    I want a dance from him/her!!!! LMAO

    The guns were supposed to be gangstery, I think

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