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    Default How do I date a stripper?

    Not serious.

    Just trying to sum up most of the entries in this section. I mean they should just rename it "How do I date a stripper?"

    Deo is grumpy tonight.

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    Hilarious Deogol!

    Understood completely - there does seem to be a small rash of newbies to the blue side asking this question.


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    I think every guy who ever wanted to date or fuck a stripper merely for bragging rights is waay too funny to me. Its like were some rare species of women or something? We're just as crazy as all the other chics.
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    I'd say find a guy who paints houses, eventually he's gonna strip off the old paint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    ... We're just as crazy as all the other chics.

    Oh, come on, no need to be so modest - "JUST"??!!! Ja ja ja... gross understatement, to say the least.
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    Strippers sure be some crazy bitches....if you SEEK OUT THAT KIND OF THING!! The perpetrators, you know who you are.

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    are you sure you don't mean "how do i fuck a stripper" ?

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    LOL i dont understand how they make it seem where so diffrent from other girls

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    1. Quit your job.
    2. Join a band.
    3. Play lots of Ninetendo and X-box.
    4. Sell Coke at the Club.

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    ya, and if your big enough get a job as a bouncer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Docido
    1. Quit your job.
    2. Join a band.
    3. Play lots of Ninetendo and X-box.
    4. Sell Coke at the Club.

    Hahahahaha!

    Love it!


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    So You Want to Date
    a Stripper?
    by Greg A Bruns

    http://www.gregbruns.com/freelancewr...eastripper.htm

    No copyright violations here, please.

    Thank you.

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    Last edited by laplover69; 08-27-2006 at 08:42 AM.

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    good lord laplover69 sounds like you are catorgorizing all dancers in your stripperville hate to break the news to you hon but a lot of that stuff you said might be true for half of the dancers but definently not all
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    Quote Originally Posted by holiday
    ya, and if your big enough get a job as a bouncer...
    Better yet, be a DJ.

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    be a hot chick! I've got a bulletin board in my kitchen full of phone numbers from dancers....never call them though because they all want to eat me. If you could be me for a nite, you'd so get laid!

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    Forget the strippers, let's go after SassyMom!

    >>>Sad<<<

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    Personally, I'd rather date a lady coroner. You always know you're more vibrant than the guys she meets at the office.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicagoeditor
    Personally, I'd rather date a lady coroner. You always know you're more vibrant than the guys she meets at the office.
    Are you sure about that?

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    Sadly, no.

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    hehe....my bf swayed me into going out with him when i was a stripper...he offered me a kilo of coke if i gave him a bj in the parking lot.....j/k

    seriously, he acted like a normal person, was nice, and cute and i could tell he was really intelligent and funny after speaking with him. it was the right timing too, because the guy i was with before him went nuts and shut me out, and i hadn't seen him for months. when my bf asked me out, i wasn't looking for anybody, not knowing the status with the ex, but after our first date, i let the ex know things were officially over, even though they had been pretty much over for awhile.

    but the slyest line that my bf gave was that "he had a huge book collection" and that turned me on...lots.
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    Don't meet them at the club they work. She'll never go for it. Sorry but all the girls here have heard every line in the book.

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    First thing that popped into my mind when I saw this was..

    'Pray for a miracle' then 'tell her she has to give you all her money' also be willing to sit in the club all night to collect as she sells dances..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally
    First thing that popped into my mind when I saw this was..

    'Pray for a miracle' then 'tell her she has to give you all her money' also be willing to sit in the club all night to collect as she sells dances..
    Sad, but sooo, sooo, true...


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    Although somewhat stereotypical, this artcle does have some truth behind it...
    http://www.gregbruns.com/freelancewr...eastripper.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by laplover69
    Although somewhat stereotypical, this artcle does have some truth behind it...
    http://www.gregbruns.com/freelancewr...eastripper.htm
    "She's ripping 2-5K a week tax-free"

    "she's the most popular girl in the bar"

    "Her days are spent at tanning booths, Frederick's of Hollywood and chic outdoor cafés where her and her stripper "friends" eat poached salmon salads with dressing on the side."

    "Figure $250 per date"



    hahahaha...haha..hahaha...

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