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    Default Ok.....

    Is it just me, or is the new Heiniken commerical playing Dont Cha a bit odd? I mean, who wants their girlfriend to be like a beer? Dont cha wish yout girl was hot like the beer? Um.... what?



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    Yeah, beer isn't even hot!!! Unless you microwave it I guess... lol!

    (Yes, I know I'm dumb and state the obvious)

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    I think they are marketing to the women, not to the men. In other words, if you drink this beer, you will be hot like the Pussy Cat Dolls.

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    its not supposed to make sense to women :p
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    Yea, I forgot - they drink wine and other "sophisticated" drinks.

    Perhaps Heinekin is positioning themselves as Krystal (once) did. Drink that in the dark thumping urban dance club and the half-naked gyrating honeys will think you are sophisticated compared to a Budweiser drinker sweating it out on his hairy back at nascar under a dirty John Deere cap.

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    Haha, I thought I was the only one who thought that...
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    I wish my girlfriend was hot like beer.

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    I still have bad memories from Heiniken being one of the top 2 beers on Puerto Rico. (Coors Light being the other one, mysteriously. Medalla didn't place. LOL)

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    Makes me glad I don't drink beer!!!!

    Still can it be worse than the tounge out of the mouth commercial they have here.

    My SO is like a molotov cocktail...lol nah more like a coffeeliquor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deogol
    Yea, I forgot - they drink wine and other "sophisticated" drinks.

    Perhaps Heinekin is positioning themselves as Krystal (once) did. Drink that in the dark thumping urban dance club and the half-naked gyrating honeys will think you are sophisticated compared to a Budweiser drinker sweating it out on his hairy back at nascar under a dirty John Deere cap.

    Pffft. I like Heinekin. I grew up on it, practically. Us Kraut women know what we're talking about.... even though Heinekin isnt Kraut beer.
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    I don't want my women hot like beer... I like my beer cold... so logic says I want a frigid bitch? o.O;


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    I know some cool chicks that drink steinlager, only bogan chicks seem to like VB but I could be wrong.

    I'll stick to coke (and other soft drinks), red bull, and Rosemount Estate 2003 Shiraz.
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