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    Default Shoe Mis-hap!!!

    So I was wearing my favorite shoes, and was dancing up a storm on stage. I was having an end to a great shift, and wasn't really paying that much attention to what I was doing.

    I did this simple pole trick, and when spinning around....there went my shoe...airborne!...landing right next to a custy's table!!!

    Here's the great part:

    Not only did the guy think I purposely did it, (oh yes, he was hot to, forgot to mention...not many of those that come thru the club!), it worked as a great selling point. I came up with some stupid ass line about how the shoe landing at his table was a sign that he needed a dance from me or something--the line worked! Four dances!

    Woot!

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    nice!!

    i lost a shoe on the pole once...but it just fell on the ground and i don't even know if anyone noticed...

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    Heheheh, I've tripped due to wobbly ankles and just ended up turning it into a pole trick. So smooth....

    Awesome how it works out for us, huh?!

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    Default Re: Shoe Mis-hap!!!

    A girl I work with has 8 inch mule type shoes that she flings off her feet about 3x a night... We all know to duck and cover when Sierre is on stage... Luckily she is so adorable no one cares.


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    On a personal note, I borrowed her shoes for a Dominatrix set and while walking the floor tripped over a bump in a carpet (over a drain pipe or something) I fell on my ass HARD... really hard. I blamed it on the pipe/bump thing... but... No one believed me/cared...

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    Default Re: Shoe Mis-hap!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by liah
    Not only did the guy think I purposely did it, (oh yes, he was hot to, forgot to mention...not many of those that come thru the club!), it worked as a great selling point. I came up with some stupid ass line about how the shoe landing at his table was a sign that he needed a dance from me or something--the line worked! Four dances!

    Woot!

    Way to recover! I have (so far) never lost a shoe but I have tripped many of times in front of a custy. I'm a natural clutz! I always use some sort a cheesy line like, "OMG, just looking at you makes me weak in the knees!" The guys love it and always get a dance!




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    Bahahaha!! That's good. I think I'll have to steal that one cuz I'm a HUGE clutz too

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    That's awesome! I have lost my shoe a time or two (okay, maybe 6 or 7) on stage, and it always makes me laugh so hard! I have to stop what I'm doing, grab my shoe and put it back on...

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    Default Re: Shoe Mis-hap!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by liah
    I did this simple pole trick, and when spinning around....there went my shoe...airborne!...landing right next to a custy's table!!!
    Been there, done that (well not the dancing, but having an airborne 7" platform come flying at my head, well yes). Poor gal was absolutely mortified when I returned it to her.

    I advise wearing shoes with ankle straps to prevent a future reoccurence.

    Here's the great part:

    Not only did the guy think I purposely did it, (oh yes, he was hot to, forgot to mention...not many of those that come thru the club!), it worked as a great selling point. I came up with some stupid ass line about how the shoe landing at his table was a sign that he needed a dance from me or something--the line worked! Four dances!
    Yes, I bought a few dances from my "shoeless" gal as well. Fate is weird sometimes.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Default Re: Shoe Mis-hap!!!

    done it a few times as well... customers usually laugh about it... i have gotten some dances off of people too that way...i think its happened to a lot of girls....

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    I lost a shoe on stage once the day before I planned on buying NEW shoes because the ones I was wearing were so dirty and stinky.. And it was so embarassing that some guy had to touch it...

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    That original post is exactly why I'm terrified to try dancing in any shoe without an ankle strap - I was JUST saying so in this thread: http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=72406

    I can't resist those rosie shoes, though. Maybe I just won't wear 'em on stage . . .
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    Default Re: Shoe Mis-hap!!!

    I've had quite a few mishaps. Most recently my fav. pair of shoes broke while I was on stage and I did a faceplant. I have lost them, and had to go try to put em back on. Annnnd I have accidently spiked a few customers if I'm required to wear them while doing a dance.

    I am a major clutz. I fell off of a bus last fall and broke my foot - yes I was completly sober.


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