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    Default Strip Club do s and dont s ...

    ...according to the guys in this message board,.... lol ....

    http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/sh...7&page=1&pp=10


    i start laughing uncontrollably at this one :

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    "DO NOT get into an argument with a stupid stripper. No matter what you say, she will state some inflated earning potential ("I make $700 a night") as the very definition of her existence, which justifies everything she's ever done with her wasted life as correct. No matter if she couldn’t earn $7 stripping at a dog track, she’ll still say it. As a general rule, take what any ugly stripper says she earns and divide by ten, then divide by 2 for her true earning potential."


    GASP! I'm beyond insulted.

    Stupid, stupid, stupid men. If we weren't banking WHY oh WHY would we be dancing?

    While the original article is pretty awesome, the readers additions are just terrible.
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    "NEVER tip a stripper with coins. Stuffing four quarters in a dancer's garter belt is a major insult. Politely ask the bartender to convert your coins to $1 bills."


    Okay who's emptying out their ash tray before going into the club? Who's bringing pockets full of change so that they need to go up and have it converted to bills? Is this more and more common?

    Maybe the next money maker for the clubs will be a CoinStar machine next tot he ATM, of course it will surchage 30% instead of 8%. Heh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UtterlyOpiate
    "DO NOT get into an argument with a stupid stripper. No matter what you say, she will state some inflated earning potential ("I make $700 a night") as the very definition of her existence, which justifies everything she's ever done with her wasted life as correct. No matter if she couldn’t earn $7 stripping at a dog track, she’ll still say it. As a general rule, take what any ugly stripper says she earns and divide by ten, then divide by 2 for her true earning potential."


    GASP! I'm beyond insulted.

    Stupid, stupid, stupid men. If we weren't banking WHY oh WHY would we be dancing?
    I think the guys who wrote this meant it for the UGLY strippers. I.e., the girls who really do not have the looks or personality to be dancing. Every club has had a few of these come and go...girls who aren't right for the dancing industry, who try dancing, either because they have an overinflated view of themselves, or because they're desperate for money and figure they'd give dancing a shot. Usually these "non-money makers" quit dancing after a short time. And I have seen/heard a few girls largely exaggerate their earnings, I guess in an attempt to look desirable to the customers. After all, customers generally tend to spend more money on the girl that is popular/successful/making money, than the girl who is struggling to get a single dance. But yeah, the tone of the writing is kinda offensive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by verfolgung
    "NEVER tip a stripper with coins. Stuffing four quarters in a dancer's garter belt is a major insult. Politely ask the bartender to convert your coins to $1 bills."


    Okay who's emptying out their ash tray before going into the club? Who's bringing pockets full of change so that they need to go up and have it converted to bills? Is this more and more common?

    Maybe the next money maker for the clubs will be a CoinStar machine next tot he ATM, of course it will surchage 30% instead of 8%. Heh.
    My club charges $5.50 for a beer, so a lot of guys get quarters (but usually give them tot he waitress). And the cigarette machine gives change in quarters. Luckily nobody tries to use these as tips, but they are all over the place.

    and honestly, I don't believe any dancer who says she makes $700/night either, especially an ugly one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    My club charges $5.50 for a beer, so a lot of guys get quarters (but usually give them tot he waitress). And the cigarette machine gives change in quarters. Luckily nobody tries to use these as tips, but they are all over the place.....
    Okay, fair enough. I was just envisioning some guy rolling in with a bucket full of change. Heh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by verfolgung
    "NEVER tip a stripper with coins. Stuffing four quarters in a dancer's garter belt is a major insult. Politely ask the bartender to convert your coins to $1 bills."
    Wow I don't even know how I would react to getting a pile of loose change.
    A strip club is among the only places where 4 quarters doesn't equal a dollar, hell 5 quarters doesn't either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackie555
    ...A strip club is among the only places where 4 quarters doesn't equal a dollar, hell 5 quarters doesn't either.
    Heh ... sometimes a crinkled, wadded up, $1 bill doesn't add up to a dollar either.
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    or a dollar that was ripped in half and only one part of it chucked on stage. classy dude...not.
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    Jesus, that page is distasteful. One of the members is named Nazi Pussy Jew Killer.

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    Wow. Some of them are funny. Most of them are just mean. And the same line from the Family Guy is used like 6 times. Or at least 2. But still. It was funny when he said it. When they say it... not so much.

    Do you think that these people just don't know the difference between funny and not-funny?
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    Yeah. Funny is saying the bouncer will penis stir your drink. Not funny is saying 'well they don't have a heart anyway' about strippers.


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    DON'T comment on how well stretch marks or c-section scars show up under blacklight.
    ^^^That's pretty funny! Sorry!

    DO wait until your sister is off the stage before asking for a ride home.
    ^^^Knew a girl who's half brother came in religiously to "visit the other girls"

    Do not blow on the stripper's pussy when she has it 1 inch from your face. You will wish you had used your tongue, as the bouncers are beating the hell out of you and tossing you out on your ass. "No touching" policies are suprisingly flexible.
    ^^^Someone's been a bad boy!

    When the lights come on and the music stops and she has agreed to come home with you, DO wait patiently by the dressing room and become one of Those Guys. When she emerges fifteen minutes later with her makeup box and tote bag wearing street clothes, DO the polite thing and carry the heavy bag for her to your car. DO catch the stares of the envious and think to yourself, "that's right, bitches, she's going home with me."
    ^^^PLEASE!!!!!! Even if some skanky girl wanted to go home with a PL... do I have to go on!

    Girls - DO NOT go to the Club with your girlfriends and proceed to make-out with each other and give each other lap dances until every guy in the place is clapping and cheering. Apparently, it takes away from the dancers and those big bouncers will ask you to leave.
    ^^^Yeah, it also makes you look like an attention whore that doesn't have the balls to do the job in question!

    DO ask a stripper if she feels that her best days of dancing are behind her, but only if I'm there to laugh at her sticking glass heels up your ass.
    ^^^Um, glass? Where do I get a pair of glass heels?


    It would be funny to see someone go on as "Stripper" and post something clever! Anyone? LOL! What a bunch of idiots!

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    I thought they were funny just because it was like...like...the chess club making a hate list about the cheerleaders. ..they only think its funny because it makes them feel like less of a loser. Hello? Do you think a girl would talk to you if you didn't have that $100 bill in your hand? Duh. Keep on making your lists, doesn't make you any less of a loser.

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    DO NOT tell the stripper (or any girl -- ever) that she looks like Celine Dion. Apparently, this is not considered a compliment.

    Do not get up to go to the toilets with trouser tent visible to everyone after your dance, allow a cool down period after your lap dance to avoid putting off the other people. Preferably wear jeans as well, less revealing

    Don't wrap quarters up in dollars and then throw them at the strippers that are on stage

    ****apparently some of these dumbasses have learnt from experience
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    These are the same guys who stutter all over themselves when they are actually at a strip club. It's easy to talk a big game on a messageboard.
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    Damn I think these are the same guys from Strip Club List! The same guys that said all girls end up working at wawa or walmart....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    and honestly, I don't believe any dancer who says she makes $700/night either, especially an ugly one.
    Depends on where you are. Some clubs i've worked at..this WAS an average night(stlll is during season).
    Sadly..those clubs are not around me so I only get to go there a few times a yr....:-(
    Around here, I would never believe a girl who said she made that much on a regular basis withOUT doing extras.
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    Originally Posted by Emily
    and honestly, I don't believe any dancer who says she makes $700/night either, especially an ugly one.
    Yeah, I'm surprised by this. It's not an absurd number, imo.

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    I think we can all make $700 in a night, but average? no....I don't buy it, and if a girl makes good money, she usually doesn't brag about it.

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    LOL this is the Tucker Max forum, right...? You guys gotta understand that is what Tucker Max's site is all about... Mysoginistic wet dreams. It's just a humor site, I wouldn't take it too seriously. The guys who post on there who DO take it seriously are probably in for a rude surprise when they go to a club. Otherwise... I wouldn't take it with a grain of salt.

    That's a fun website to read though.
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    Overall, I think a lot of the guys on that site sound like assholes. Not all of them, but many of them, ASSumed that strippers were these drug-addicted, stupid gullible bitches. OK I have problems with the "DO" about taking a stripper home...what idiot would go home with a customer, and in front of everyone else at the club?? That is a GREAT way to get immediately spotted by bouncers and fired. (At Daydreams in Philly, you get fired on the spot if you leave with a customer...and even if your boyfriend or brother comes to pick you up, they too count as a "customer" if they have to enter the club to pick you up. They explicitly told me that if I wanted to get picked up by friends/boyfriends/other people in my personal life, that I'd have to meet them in the parking lot. I'm sure Daydreams isn't the only club by far that has this rule.) But obviously these guys think most dancers are total idiots. And how assuming they were when they stated the "DO" about picking up the stripper in front of all the envious customers and carrying her bags for her?...As if it is so easy and accessible to simply pick up a stripper? These assuming guys seem like the same cheap bastards who expect a handjob under the bar for their $1 tip. "Gentlemen" clubs don't need these kinds of losers.

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    "Q: Why did the little girl drop her balloon?
    A: Because she was getting raped in the face. "

    ^^ WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? This is what one of the members has posted as their signature! Sick bitch ass men. *tisk tisk*

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissK
    "Q: Why did the little girl drop her balloon?
    A: Because she was getting raped in the face. "
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