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    Weirdest Request u were asked 2 do

    What is the weirdest request sombody asked u to do when you were dancing for them in private?

    Oh yeah im new here to the forums, my name is Joe I work at a gay bar and dance too.

    My weirdest request was for me to perform "Goatse" for him

    I was like "OMG NO! Get out!" and I got the bouncer to kick him out.

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    Because there ain't no tits on the radio

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    Sorry!


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    Goatse. Hahaha. XD


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    hi candyman and welcome to the forum. even though it's mainly female dancers here, please make yourself at home. it's wonderful to have a variety of members here and i'm sure you will bring us a wealth of information from your side of the industry and hopefully we can share ours with you.
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    Goatse wouldnt be too bad on a lady

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    sorry, i am SO naive....what's goatse?
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    Dont Google It Dont Look It Up Do Not Do It!


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    To save you the need to bleach your eyeballs... imagine if you will... a man bends over, naked... and uses his fingers to pry open his asshole... wide. Someone takes a picture. It becomes an internet celebrity site overnight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
    Dont Google It Dont Look It Up Do Not Do It!

    I.....CAN'T.... HELP.... IT......!!!!!!!

    well, now i can say i understand

    found something funny tho...

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    Weirdest thing? Hah! Got a great one! This one idiot wanted me to wear the same pair of panties a few minutes a day for two weeks, and not wash them. I was then to return these back to him at the club. He offered 200 bucks. HHAHAHAHAH!

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    OMG!... Ignorance really is bliss....


    Goatse **Shudders**

    Worst part? I was warned too.....

    Dont Google It Dont Look It Up Do Not Do It!


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    I dont understand why someone would do that that is soo gross

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    LOL April that was the funniest thing ever!

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    once this guy asked me to spike another guys drink I didnt and i told the guy about it.

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    i had a custy pay for 7 dances and wanted to lick my feet the whole time I said no thanks Ill dance for you but no feet licking
    GA PEACHGA PEACH GA PEACH

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    okay hear i go to google courtousty is getting to me lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
    Dont Google It Dont Look It Up Do Not Do It!
    Youre fully aware that it is your fault that I typed GOATSe in to google image search right?

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    Hahaha, if people would've listened to me, there would be no problem! I warned you!

    Geezus, I'm gonna get a giant red button that says 'do not press' and when you press it a sign lights up that says 'depress to activate bomb'.


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    hahaha you gave me the urge too

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    Hmmmmm...

    Don't SEND ME MONEY! Don't DO IT! It will be BAD if you SEND ME MONEY!!!

    >_>


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    ^^^^^^
    Can't............. Help .............it............. Must.......... Send....money!

    Ahahahahhahah
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    Oh, and don't anyone have sex with me tonight. Please! No one! For the love of all that is holy!

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    Tonight I'm going to tell every customer getting a dance from me is the worst idea ever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
    Hmmmmm...

    Don't SEND ME MONEY! Don't DO IT! It will be BAD if you SEND ME MONEY!!!

    >_>
    yea im not feelin it

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