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    Would you rather be shot or stabbed?

    Given no other information on which to base your decision, would you rather be shot, or stabbed?

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    Default Re: Would you rather be shot or stabbed?

    Since I dont get to choose where, how, or what type of bullet/blade etc...I'm gonna go with stabbed. My first choice, of course, being "neither".
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    Definitely shot. Though my dream - if I must come to a violent end - is to be eaten by a huge shark.

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    Been stabbed. Didnt like it. Hard to choose one though.
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    Default Re: Would you rather be shot or stabbed?

    No other info allowed, so we also don't know if it's fatal or not. Could be a .22 shot to the foot for all we know. Given those basic parameters, as I said, I chose stabbed.
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    Default Re: Would you rather be shot or stabbed?

    Stabbing just seems cleaner to me.

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    But it could be stabbed in the vagina. Eck. I hate sharp things. Blood I don't mind. I'll take a bullet. Doesn't seem like it'd really hurt thattt bad. Its so fast.

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    ^^By that logic, it could also be SHOT in the vag, ma'am. Consider that for a few.
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    Oh, yeesh, yikes, wince, grimace. I cannot decide. This is worse than the drowning vs. being burned to death one (I chose drowning, though not happily). It really does depend on the where and the how.
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    Default Re: Would you rather be shot or stabbed?

    I'd rather be shot

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    Default Re: Would you rather be shot or stabbed?

    morbid though the question is... I'd take a bullet over a knife wound without knowing anything else.

    Still a morbid question though!

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    Default Re: Would you rather be shot or stabbed?

    Depends on where, but I'll go with the bullet.
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    Default Re: Would you rather be shot or stabbed?

    in most cases, i'd prefer to be stabbed than shot. some bullets leave really nasty exit wounds....
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    Default Re: Would you rather be shot or stabbed?

    Quote Originally Posted by dlabtot
    Given no other information on which to base your decision, would you rather be shot, or stabbed?
    Problem for me with that question is, shot with what and stabbed with what? Ergo, I would rather be stabbed with a small knife then shot with a big gun, etc, etc. Tough to make a one for one comparison.
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    Do I get to stab or shoot back ? If so I would chose the gunfight ! But we are not allowed to speak about it are we lol .

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    Default Re: Would you rather be shot or stabbed?

    What a depressing topic, lol.

    Ok...

    If it's going to lead to death, then shot. If it's not, then I don't know to be honest.

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    Default Re: Would you rather be shot or stabbed?

    I'd rather be shot with a gun that shoots knives

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    Default Re: Would you rather be shot or stabbed?

    Shot- for example,.22 Calibre bullets are more lethal because of velocity but can pass straight through. Being shot hurts like hell because the bullet ususally burns( velocity causes friction because bullets usually travel at spped of sound and the air cannot move away fast enough hence why the SR-71 (habu.org) is white hot when it lands), richocets aroung the body if hits a bone, and can cause infection. Larger bullets like hollow points explode on impact.
    Stabbed- The body is a natural vacuum, so stabbing can actually suck a blade in, but the plus side is it is usually clean cuts, and relitively hard to sever a vital organ to the point death is instant...so, stabbed

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    Default Re: Would you rather be shot or stabbed?

    Quote Originally Posted by CuriousJ
    Do I get to stab or shoot back ? If so I would chose the gunfight ! But we are not allowed to speak about it are we lol .
    Don't see why not. I posted an article a while back on the topic, and most of the gals here either agreed or already have a CCW. See:

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=61291
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    I think it depends on exactly where!







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    Default Re: Would you rather be shot or stabbed?

    While both would suck, I suppose being stabbed indicates more committment and effort on the part of the attacker. I'd take this over a casual shooting any day.

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    Shoot me, if I get to walk away, I'm getting a better souvenier.

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    I'd rather be shot. I dunno, just seems more exciting. My dad had a friend that got stabbed and the guy didn't even know he was stabbed at first. He just felt like he got punched and then smelled something. He'd been stabbed in the bowel and you can guess what he smelled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
    Been stabbed. Didnt like it. Hard to choose one though.
    I don't know anyone that would!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrustratedBunny
    My dad had a friend that got stabbed and the guy didn't even know he was stabbed at first. He just felt like he got punched and then smelled something. He'd been stabbed in the bowel and you can guess what he smelled.
    yep, I know someone who was stabbed and he also didnt realize it happened at first. A few blocks later he felt a pain and looked down and there was blood on his shirt... then he figured out that an 'acquaintance' who had bumped into him earlier had stabbed him!

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